ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th November 2024

Episode Date: November 10, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now just a reminder that our Christmas Cocktail Special will be recording in December. So you've got until the 4th of December to get your Christmas Cocktail Special shoutouts in.

We've got a questionnaire. You can go to zmonline.com slash cocktail special one word. Or if you're in New Zealand, just text cocktail special as one word to 9696. Yesterday, I made a light whoopsie that I can't, it hasn't been confirmed was caught. So yesterday I went to the gym after work, right, And I put on my gym shorts, thick, squat proof. So totally fine. And underneath the gym shorts, I had a G-banger on because I like to wear a G-banger at the gym. Same.

So we've got G-banger, gym shorts. I get home and it's time to get into some housework stuff, including putting paint into little things. So I had to deal with paint. So I was like i don't want to get paint on my gym shorts so i took them off couldn't find any scruffy paint shorts so what i put on was a pair of like the chub rub shorts that i like to buy you know like made of like a light pantyhose material like to wear i wear those under my skirts and my dresses so that my thighs don't kiss and make out all day. Because they're at it all day and then they get all like a pash rash.

They're at it all day and then they're like, oh, oh, too much pashing. And I've got to walk like a fucking crab for a bit. It's the stubble, isn't it? One of the thighs has stubble, so the other one gets pash rash and is smooth. I've got to put a barrier for Jesus between them. Anyway, so I'm wearing my little shorts, which are not shorts. They are definitely glorified undies. Yes.

And then I'm doing all my paint things. But then I kind of forget because they're black, like my gym shorts, and they're short, like my gym shorts, and they're high-waisted, like my gym shorts. You didn't go out in public, did you? No, but I was home, and then our friend Andrew, who comes around and helps Aaron on the house, came over in the afternoon to do some work. Now, I thought I was wearing and then our friend Andrew who comes around and helps Aaron on the house came over in the afternoon to do some work now I thought I was wearing my gym shorts and I was

bending over in the the patio bit where the deck looks down on they're working on the deck I'm bending over in the patio at which point Aaron's like like calling to get my attention and I look and he's like you're not wearing you're not wearing any pants and I was like oh I'm not so when you bent over so when you bend over I I'll show you now because I'll show you not not not a full thing but like I'm wearing oh yeah so when they go when they when they stretch, they become transparent. Yeah, right. So when you see the back end, and I'm wearing a G-Banger, not a full coverage thing. Oh, yeah, right.

You can really see. Minja hoi. Minja hoi. A whole hoi. Everything. Oh, no. Okay. I don't know how to ask Aaron if he clocked my anus.

But that's okay. Just himself. Yeah, right. Oh, he's caught an eye for before. We've talked about this. The day that you realise that women realise that your partner's seen your asshole a lot more. Yeah, yeah, than you have. Than you have theirs.

And you go, how? And then you're like, oh my God, yeah, of course. I don't know if he clocked it because just he clocked it. Yeah. Poor innocent, lovely friend Andrew, who's just a top bloke, really salt of the earth guy. But he would never say anything. He'd never say, like, hey, I can see your bum hole. Your bum hole.

Yeah. I don't know if he's caught an eyeful or not. It's not a great look. No. How's the asshole getting around the G-banger? Well, you know, it's only a stream. You know, he probably wouldn't see the whole. Sort of like a partial eclipse.

Each. Yeah, you wouldn't see each. Groove. Right. But there'd be a line down the the middle kind of like if you held a finger up to the full moon yeah and it kind of glows around it like yeah right okay that's what you would have seen god what a mess i honestly what a mess but it's just they are the exact sort of shape color and size yeah as my gym shorts so i was just walking around assuming that i still had those on but i did That would be your worst nightmare. Imagine walking like getting changed

at the gym and walking in to the gym floor and you haven't put your shorts on but you've still got your undies on. That's a nightmare stuff. That's nightmare stuff eh? So no gym shorts but you've got your undies on. Or you just leave and you haven't fully changed. Yeah you've got your like boxer briefs on your workout shirts

socks and then your sneakers. And then just jockeys. And then you're working out, and then you're like, man, I am moving with ease. These squats are gliding. It's because you've got no pants on. Anyway, I do not ask her. I'm not going to ask her, because if he's seen it, then we don't need to discuss it. If he hasn't seen it-

What about maybe you need to book him in some therapy? He might want to. It's not that bad. It's not that bad down there. Are you just paying for the initial therapy or is it until the problem is solved? Because that could get expensive. Well, one session,

not everyone clocks therapy in one go, Vaughn. This is what I've heard. Unlike you, Vaughn. People work through issues and trauma for years sometimes. The guy was like, sounds like you're surrounded by fuckwits. And I said, to be honest, a lot of the time I also feel that this is a situation.

Now, I wish we had had a recording, and I know that that's illegal, had a recording of your session to see. He can't disclose patient information. I will give you permission. He took notes on his computer. Sign a release. Yeah, that or he was like, there's way too much here. I'm out, tapping out.

Yeah, that's probably more likely. I wanted to retire soon, and that's not going to happen if I take on this whole full renter. This guy's got a five-year process ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I don't want it.