ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -11th November, 2025

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; you're invited to the Sproull Family dance party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Do you know, I had the most wholesome evening with my parents yesterday. God I love wholesome evenings. It was so wholesome. I got home kind of late in the afternoon and I said I was going to cook dinner. I made lamb cofter wraps with like feta and beetroot. Wow.

Did you buy the cafters pre-cofted? Pre-cofted. Pre-cofted. It was Monday. Like, you know, I'm busy I'll do you guys eat bougie meals I know Like it's outrageous

It was a rap Yeah still it's too much effort You're low effort I'm just I'm quick and easy Goop stir fry I'll do a go I'll get some fish in a pan And salad that's good to go

Yeah yeah yeah totally Whatever the bag salad Yeah love a bag salad I am I felt like that too But then I just shoved it in a wrap Anyway I got home and I did say Should we have a drink?

Have a little glass of wine. Okay. So pour the three of us a glass of wine. And I've got a new couch. More on that later. More on that at another... Are you kidding me? Fucking day.

Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. The couch that you waited 13 months for a replacement for? Oh, I can't wait for that. And it's not up to your expectations. Stay tuned, dear, because there will be another little bit of pot. I feel like you're going to cry. Okay.

I'll write it on. the list of little bit of pods. How I reckon this little bit of pod is going to work is we're going to finish this little bit of pod. We're going to give a five second gap in Shannon's recording and we're going to jump straight into that little bit of pod. For the tomorrow, for the tomorrow of what you're listening to today. That's what we call a tooth.

Anyway, back to the positive thing because now my blood is boiling again. I just let go to the fucking couch saga. So anyway, so we sit down. So I've got this new couch that's arrived to replace the broken one and we're not allowed to eat on it. I've just put a little rule in there. Because you know their last couch. Oh, man, Keith.

Yeah, but I'd say that wasn't from food from the stories you'd told us. Oh, Carl, please. There are some things they tell you in privacy. You can't be referred to Jism on the couch. Oh, boy. I don't say it. Fletch said it. I did not say that.

Fletch is the bad guy. Anyway, so we all slip down onto the floor. We're a floor family. We're happy to sit on the floor, backs against the couch. Having our glass of wine. And it's then that I noticed that my parents have gone into my garage and retrieved old records that I chose not to bring in the house. I was to say my collection in the house,

not my, you know, Nana and Popper's collection that they got when they died and I don't know who they are. You need to donate those or... Oh, the Sellies is about to get a dump, because I started going through them. First on the list was Conway Twitty. Old like country singer, I put some of that on it.

Oh yeah, that's nice. It was all right. It was fine. Next, it was Bert Baccarat. Love a bit of Burt Backer. And I said now... Can you bring up some Burt Baccarat, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his most favorite song?

What's his most famous song? What the world needs now. Yeah. This song is. So we had Burt, we had Burt on. Who sung Lesbian Seagulls? Definitely not Burt Beckerac. Who sung lesbian seagulls?

There's not a song called Lesbian Seagulls. There is, it was on the Beavis and Butthead soundtrack. Yeah, that was Anglebert Humperdink. I do apologise. We'll play that now. So Engobert Humperdink was. next on the list. Oh, was he? Okay, so I'm going to play Lesbian Seagulls from the

Beavis and Butthead. Right. Yeah. Wait, he wrote it especially for the movie or... Like a silly, like a ingest. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when we started on this buzz, like Bert Baccarat, we did Tom Jones, we did Engelbert, Humperdink, and we did a little

bit of, like, Glenn Clack Campbell, having a good time. It's not actually on Spotify. I might have to go to YouTube. But then I am going to have to let's sit through a whips ad. I don't think it's worth it. I'll just mute the wits ad while we still have some um

Burt Bacarrayette. Ladies and gentlemen, remember he was in Austin Powers? Yeah, ladies and you know what Mr Burtbackerick. That's why I was so into it. And then we start singing along. So the Spraising is having to sing along at this point. Okay, okay. Here's Leslie.

Smooth max. Classic. Classic. Classic humpidict. Classic humped. Have you got your volume up on? Yeah, dude. Oh, quiet.

Is Inglebird Humperding still with us? What a name. I want to say no. I want to say he's dead. Like, dead dead dead. When we did Inglebert, we did... He's 89 years old. He alive alive.

He alive. He's 89 years old. We hit a hard, quando, quondo. Here we go, listen. Oh, yeah. Oh, I like that he's got a good sense of humour. Beautiful. So we start a sing-along on the floor, right?

Very wholesome. Doors are open, wine in hand, where tell me, when will you be mine? It evolves, it evolves, it evolves. And then we're doing pick an artist, pick a song, we're doing this. And then in the next minute, neck minute. Okay. Sorry, pronounce that wrong. Neck minute, my mum gets up to go get a drink and I was like,

I need to get back to what I was doing, which was like unpacking my suitcase and repacking for the week and whatnot. So I go into my bedroom and then I hear Patsy say to my dad, Craigie, Craigie Baby, she calls him. Aw. Craigie Baby, come and dance with me. Oh, that is so sweet.

This is so cute. So they managed to this whole monogamy thing. Oh, I know. Isn't that amazing? So when I hear Craigie Baby come and dance with me, the music changes and it's Blondie. Oh, heart of glass. Oh, great song.

Do we dip away from Lesbensie girls for a heart of glass? Hit a heart of glass because I walk in. and they're like arms around each other dancing in the lounge having this little dance and so I come on like a bloody stage four clinger and I jump in and I have a little dance

and then it breaks into a full dance party which lasted an hour we did a sing-along for an hour and a dance party for an hour and then Haley went back to unpack his suitcase and find out on tomorrow's little bit of pod what Patsy and Craig did to the couch