ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th April 2024

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley had a near-miss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And I believe today we are hashtag blessed To even have you with us Hayley Sproul Could have just been Fletch and Bourne And how silly would that be?

How silly Ridiculous Well yesterday I had a gig at night And I was driving in from my whare along the motorway. Yep. And I would say I'm always on the outside lane, which for us is considered the fast lane. Because you've got a lead foot. I've got a heavy lead foot.

And I was driving on the outside lane and then there's the barricade. Yep. Right? That splits the sides of the road that's how roads work great explanation of roads thank you I'm loving it

thank you so it goes barricade it's almost like we've joined a lecture on civil engineering that's right please go on yeah roading

so it goes barricade Hayley in the fast lane and I'll say I was speeding I went like 110 oh in an 80?

No, in a 100. In a 100, thank you. I only go 180. Okay. I go 110 in a 100. And I was cruising along, and then next to me in the next lane, which would be considered a slower lane, was a truck. Not a massive truck, just like.

Was the truck going faster than 90 kilometres an hour? Because I feel like sometimes truck drivers forget they've got to speed a little bit. Yeah. I don't know. I was definitely going faster than him, so he wasn't going 110. We'll give that to him.

Anyway, so he was there, like a small kind of like a grocery truck, not like massive. Okay. Then I get this feeling of this image past me, and this guy would have been going like 130 140 maybe

overtook me in between me and the truck like not not in a lane what so me not a motorbike

no a car what oh my god it was so terrifying like my brain couldn't compute I was like

what is happening and he like found the tiniest little gap between me and this truck and between this lane and just was like what the hell oh no no no to the point where like obviously i kind of swerved a little bit and nearly hit the fucking barricade oh my god and this guy just went and then did that thing where like he'd passed me and then i crossed over four lanes to an exit and i was just like on the what it was psychotic i did and then oh my god i know i got such a fright like and you know i was already going too fast which would teach me teach me a lesson yeah i slowed down and then like to kind of swerved a bit like to accommodate him and then me and the truck guy both kind of

jam on our brakes a little bit and look at each other like what the hell just happened wild this guy like goes off into this exit and onto another motorway i feel like if i ever get a car i definitely want a dash cam just to record the most i've got one but it's not on oh yeah yeah it's not on honestly you see the craziest shit in new zealand on the road so crazy And then I did that thing like I'm doing now Where I really dramatised it And I really wanted people to know how close I was To having such a terrible accident

I rung Aaron and he was like hello He was busy he was like with the wallpaper And I was like I just nearly died And he was like what what do you mean What do you mean I was absolutely fine And that guy's going like 130, 140. So fast.

And making his own lane. Made his own lane. That's insane. We don't have, our lanes on our motorway are not that wide. No, they're not that wide. And it was a truck and me, and I'm not in the tiniest car. Oh my God, it was terrifying. So hashtag, hashtag blessed.

I blame video games. Oh, Hashtag blessed I blame video games Oh Grand theft auto I blame video games Grand theft bloody auto That's the only answer for it Ban the lot of them