ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon shares an apartment update! (And yes, another pigeon has broken in since recording...)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. God, we talk about Shannon's apartment a bit on this show, don't we? Yeah, it's certainly had its, I mean, remember the pigeons when they attacked the apartment? Remember the man in the lift who sort of came out from behind and gave her a fright? Yeah. And the sniffer dog

sniffing for drugs and the fact that it's small and she sleeps on a single bed. This apartment is sort of notorious on the show, Shannon. Yeah, and I am renewing my lease. Now, let's... I would have thought you were like, great news, I've managed to get out of my lease.

It would be like, oh, thank God, she's free, fly free. No, I asked to renew it. And best news ever, they're not increasing the rent. Oh, they missed the trip. Whatever, because they're just stoked somebody wants to be in there for another year. You're like, don't scare them off. Wouldn't you want to find an apartment where you could have a fridge freezer? No.

No. Ice cubes really rule, bro. And they drink so nice. And not having to buy you a chicken breast every single day from the dairy. That's handy. Who won breast every day? But I love my chicken dairy. My dairy chicken.

Yeah. You know. No, I truly love living there and I can afford it. I think it's more than the fact I love living there. And you get to live there by yourself. You don't have to live in a room in a flat. No, yeah. So my partner, he pays half the rent, but I'm there all the time.

He's never there. Nice. I mean, that sounds like a fucking fantastic deal of your uptake. Beautiful situation. Yeah, and I feel really safe there. Like, I know the men jump out of me in the elevator, but my apartment is safe, you know? Yeah.

My door is locked. What about the person that was throwing food scraps out of their balcony? I mean, like, it's got a lot of character. Yeah. I will also say it provides us a lot of show content. Actually. Actually.

Wow, Carwen's been working in radio way too long now. She's turned into that. Do you reckon we could almost write off your rent as a business expense? I was going to say, tax expense? Yeah. Yeah, no. I am unsure. We haven't heard anything about the food scrap vandal.

I'm still convinced it's Shannon. No, it's not me. I don't have enough food to scrap. That's right. No, it's not me. I don't have enough food to scrap. That's right. What's she got left? Just one corner of her daily dairy chicken breast? Yeah, no. So believe it or not, I'm staying another year.

But I can tell that everyone's leases have been up. I've got new neighbours. Oh, okay. And we share a doorstep. So I can't have a doormat because our doors are completely triangle to each other. I don't know how to explain that audio-ly. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you couldn't have two squares

in front of each door because they're kind of facing each other. Have you logged on Teemu to see if there's some kind of triangular arrow-shaped doormat for both of you? It feels bold to assume what they would want also. I've only heard them twice. They don't speak English, or at least

in that moment they didn't. So I feel like if I was like, clean your paws, it would be like weird. What was the other time you heard them? Just like moving in. I just only heard them move in and then never again. But they don't really yell and say, do you hear them through the walls? No, that's the crazy thing

about this apartment. For all of its faults, so soundproof. Really? I've never heard upstairs or downstairs. Hyper thin. Yeah, that apartment building screams skimping on soundproofing. I would have thought so, but no, I never, ever hear them. Just as someone slams their door in the morning, and they did it that first time and they moved in,

so the next morning when I left at 4 a.m., I did mine loud and they've never done it since. Oh my God, did for tat? You're like, I don't know. Wow. How petty.

Well, I just wanted to be like, this is what it sounds like from bed. Yeah, good from you. Good from you. But 100%

that would be me. But now I feel like it would be very bold to assume, hey, we should have a shared doormat. Yeah, fair call.

So you're saying that for another year, for the same amount of money, we get endless joy and content from Shannon and her little apartment. We'll see if the pigeon shits on my bench again. I love this. Stay tuned, listener. Stay tuned.