ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th April 2026

Episode Date: April 11, 2026

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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchborn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Her following Letch lebedch of Pod my content, Adult Hemis, Korsh Languig, and my not besetchable for young Lichteners. Lichtener Deschterners. What accent was that? Irish. Supposed to be? No. AI is a bit messed up, isn't it? I mean, this is free, cheap AI.

Yeah, look. Languad. I mean not the BS. Big pod and the live show, the live show back on the 13th of April. Today, Vaughn, for just between us. Tell us something you've never told anyone. Whoa. Yes, good, good, good, good.

I don't know what we've got here. I love this. I love that anonymous urge to just share. Can I say all of these that we've put up, we've had incredible responses to it. Oh, no. We don't take it lightly. So tell us something you've never told anyone. First response, I still message my ex.

Oh, yep. Okay. Still in love there. Did you reckon it's love? Can't let go. Yeah. Sort of like the embers of the dying fine. Pull the water on it, get it done.

When hubby is being an asshole and won't make a coffee, I don't know how to use the machine. I spit in the water. Jesus. That's a bit much. I don't know how to use the machine. Come on. That's weaponised incompetence.

It is. That's weaponising competence. That's just an exhausted monogamous relationship. Yeah. Somebody said I literally. Spice it up with, um. it up with an affair or something thing. Yeah, yeah, great.

Yeah. And don't spit in the water, spit in the mouth. Yeah, you also don't need a pool to have a pool boy. Don't you? Nah. They can come around and just bloody... What do they do? Just use your imagination.

Right. Fix the chlorine in the basin. Sure, yeah. Check your levels. Yeah. Check your pH. Adjust your chemicals. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I literally can't think of anything, which I guess means they share way too much. Yeah, I can't hear you. Just, you know, Mr. Sher a lot. I went to multiple specialists as a child for chronic nosebleeds. I never told anybody, but, you know, I went to multiple ones, and no one could find a reason. And I honestly just picked my nose hard and aggressively and wouldn't admit that it was causing nosebleeds.

Wow. How much money did your parents spend on multiple specialists? I know. I mean, we're nose pickers, but we don't pick that aggressive. I don't know. I don't pick to a point of bleed. No, no, no, no. I picked to a point of being empty.

Yeah. And too dry. Yeah, exactly. Something I've never told anybody. I caught my boyfriend paying. to a monster energy can on a road trip and he got pee everywhere. Well, a can's got a very small open.

No, yeah, and you don't want to put your your penis head anywhere near that coffee. Oh, it would cut. Yeah, look. Oh, the tip as well. Get a little aluminium cut. Can I ask a question, Fletch. Yeah. Why are you not asking vawness? Because it involves foreskin.

Okay. I'll go and get a coffee then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you pull it back to pee? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, I just didn't, I hadn't thought of that.

Why haven't you? Why, of course you do. I didn't know that. But it's flaccid, so you've got to like, it'll be more of a... I mean, you don't have to, yeah, but you do. But you get it out of the way of the ureferm. Yeah. But if you leave it over, it's like your hose.

It's got different settings on the handle. You can go, cone, shower, jet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull it back for a cleaner sprits. Exactly, yeah. I've just never thought of that. Just popped into my head. Great, we all know now.

Yeah. Fantastic. Because you're a raw knob in it, you know? It's just all really espoused. Ready to go. It gets hacked off, doesn't it? It's so bizarre. Yeah, they hack it.

And then you're basically, you're giving this kid in the future just a lifetime of having to buy a moisturiser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And women going, what do I? What do I do? How do I? Yeah.

So just think about that. What am I supposed to? What are you moisturiser for? It's just, It's just like, what do you do with it? Oh, yeah. Oh, it sounds like a couple of amateurs over here, to be totally honest with you. Yeah, to be fair.

Only a poor trade he blames their tools. Yeah, that's true. I'm gay. Not me, personally. That's not me coming out. They just came out. Maybe you can say, I was just reading the next one. All this talk about Dix, go on and excited.

Guys, I think, I'm gay now. It's this message on the something you've never told anybody. I'm gay, but one night I got really drunk and slept with a girl. I'm a dad. No one knows. What? What? the girl once.

Wow. There's a baby as a result. Holy, but it's kind of cool, right? It's kind of cool. Call back to the episode a few days ago. Do you think it was in the pubbed? It could be in the pubbed. The gay guy that's hooked up with the girl in the cupboard.

It could be. At the pub. So what, like, this is so crazy. Like, do you see the kids? Like, do you see the kid? Like, at weekends. I've got gay friends that had, like, got with a lesbian, you know, so they could kind of co-have a kid that was their own.

And it's cool. It's like the quickest way to do it Just shake someone But this is, yeah, I don't know If this is an accident or one I love more detail I slept with my best friend's boyfriend In my 20s twice

And that's something I've never told anybody Wow I wonder if they're still together Yeah and the best, like What, you're gonna end up marrying this guy And then like He's gonna be your husband's best man Or in the bridal party

I don't know Like what are you just gonna Not see that or remember I found out I was pregnant this week Oh and you've told anyone Congratulations. Oh, congrats. Unless it was with that gay guy.

That's confusing him. He's not quite sure how he's about it. He's going to have a lot of gunkles. Gay uncles. The best kind of uncles. I'm married to a woman but prefer men. Now, we don't know the gender of the person that sent this in. It could be a woman married to a woman that prefers men,

but I think more likely a man married to a woman that prefers me. Yes. Shannon is saying that is, I'm assuming she's had a little look at the profile. Wait, so a gay girl. guy in a straight marriage? No. Yes. Yes.

He's married to a woman but wants to be with men. But prefers men. I wonder if he hits the clubs. You know, privately. If I had a dollar for what? You're at a dollar. Less shocking to fletch some hell. Oh, no, it is not shocking at all.

The amount of guys in relationships that hook up with dudes. I don't know why. Maybe as I'm feeling so righteous. Bill, why don't you just go live a great gay life with the gender that you want to be with? Or like, just have threesomes with your missus and another dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she looks over and it's like,

whoa, I don't know you were getting that involved. Yeah, and you're like, gone sit on the chair in the corner of. Yeah, piss off actually, go make us a cup. Just go, go. Can you shut the door? Yeah, yeah, yeah, put your bra back on. Put your bra back on. Yeah, yeah.

Two teeth away. You're like, babe, babe, what are you doing? Next to mind, someone said, I'm a divorced dad, and I've just found out the woman that I was dating was a high-class escort. And you didn't know. Well, wow. It wasn't paying, obviously.

Well, no, no, he was seeing her. He was dating her. He was dating her. It's a free baby. That's rude. I apologize to our sex week of Christmas. I scratch my ear holes with bobby pins and I also use them to scrape the wax out of my ear.

I shouldn't be doing that. But I totally get it. You put all sorts in your ears. It's a big dad thing. My dad's saying anything he's got. Love scratching in the air. Love scratching in the air. Well, it's not quite, you know,

impregnating. a woman when you're a gay man or being married to a woman and preferring men. But that is the last one. It's a secret. Yeah, it's a big, it's a nice secret. It's a nice little secret. Well, the big pod and the live show back on the 13th of April. See you then.