ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th December 2023

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod: Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley witnessed a brutal move in the Groupchat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now yesterday I witnessed the most ruthless thing in a group chat ever What was it? I don't know, were you in this group? It was so quick, if you'd blinked, you wouldn't have missed it.

Oh, yeah, this was fucking wild. This was in the gaggle. So wild. It was a sub-gaggle. Yeah, so our friend Todd messaged me and said, hey, look, how ruthless was this? I opened up my phone because we were really busy. I opened up my phone.

It was like this, this, this, and then remove, remove, remove, remove, remove. And I was like, wait, what's happened? So before I went to the gym yesterday, my friend Todd messaged me and said, hey, look, it's our friend James' birthday coming up. Here's a birthday on Christmas Day. A beloved member of our friend group. Yeah, and everybody loves him. Like the world's most lovable person.

The nicest man. The nicest man. And so we're going to have a dinner for him next week. And Todd was like, well, should we get him a little something? And I was like, yeah, I was thinking we kind of should maybe. And then so Todd makes a group with everybody in the friend group except James to say, hey, look, it's his birthday coming up. Should we chip in and get him something? Yes.

And I read that and I immediately responded, I'm keen. I'm in. And that's when I put my phone down to do this gym class. And then when I came back, there was a scurry of messages. And then everyone removed from the group. And then it said, yeah, you've been removed from this group. I'm like, what has happened?

What has happened? So I said, born the Christmas Grinch. No, birthday Grinch. Was it you that did this? It was the birthday Grinch. There was talk about it and all I said was,

this seems to set a dangerous precedent for having to buy everybody in this rather large group a birthday present where there would be like 20 it's the admin alone like also every birthday it's almost a birthday group because every birthday the group get chat gets renamed after yourself and that is the gift your birthday is that you get the attention of the group you get a pro you get the picture and the name change and then it stays that way until the next birth correct i feel like nobody would expect a present on their birthday i think everyone knows

that we all love james and he deserves a present because his birthday is on christmas and he's special and he's got birthday was to have an event i would be like i'll buy you a drink yeah right okay but the admin alone of buying everyone in the act and i it gave me the shits so i said it sends a very dangerous precedent for having to buy everybody in this group a present to which our other friend Matt, who I knew would be on board with this Yes, yes.

Who I immediately, like Matt and I, very much the same person at heart. We're happy to just stay at home and there's too many people here and quiet please. You would have let your partner upgrade the TV though, wouldn't you? Absolutely. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, he was shitty about that. Well, that TV, that's a good size. He got shitty when his partner upgraded the TV from a 65 to a 75 inch. Yeah, I know. That's 10 extra inches. Who doesn't want 10 inches? And we know what they watch on it. You know, we've been present during it.

The bigger the better. So, and then Matt was like, i couldn't agree more yeah and then todd was like i was just trying to do something nice yeah and then i was removed from the group and i was like oh my but then i think i didn't see everybody else getting removed because i believe i was first no it literally went vaughn was removed from the group and then it went like ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, and then I was removed, and I was like, oh. But then Todd did agree with you.

He's like, actually, you raise a good point. And it was agreed that it wasn't even a particularly special birthday. Next year's his 30th. Yeah, so we were like, okay, that's fine. But it was just from the space of going to do this gym class, 30 minutes later, the ruthlessness of it. It was brutal. Yeah, 30 minutes later until the group was physically dismantled and then there was not a sniff of it because what happened after i was

kicked it literally just went vorm was removed but when i was removed did anyone go what a piece of shit what's happening here like a group imploding no i just said just i just missed it and then i've just deleted because i said shut up and said why did todd kick us all out of the group and i was like i thought he just kicked me out. And she said, oh, you were the first to go. Yeah. And I said, was I talked about? And she went, no.

And I was like, I fucking was. No, you weren't. You weren't, Han. I think everybody was just like, it's Christmas. We don't need to be spending money. Todd's my wife's gay boyfriend. Yes, indeed. They have cuddles.

They have cuddles. I've officially named him my wife's gay boyfriend. Right. Because they're very close. Very close. She'd be like, oh, Todd messaged me. And I was like, I didn't see that message. And she's like, no, it was cuddles. I've officially named him my wife's gay boyfriend. Right, because they're very close. Very late. I should be like, oh, Todd messaged me, and I was like, I didn't see that message. And she's like, no, it was just one-on-one. I was like, oh, we've got a boyfriend, have we?

Yeah. Gay boyfriend, and they've had a cuddle on the big beanbag before. We do all get jealous, though, when there's some one-on-ones sparking away. Yeah. One-on-one chats. Yeah. Just like to be involved in all of it. No, nothing happened.

It literally went born removed, shut it, everyone removed, and then it was, I was. It's so brutal. If I establish a group chat and then, like, I just leave it there. I don't implode it. Oh, yeah, right. He imploded it.

It was detonated. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Pretty good move. Yeah. I'm debating now whether I tell James. No, don't tell James because now he's disappointed

that his friends collectively Agreed that he's not worth Buying a gift But they are going out For his dinner Yeah right So technically They're spending money on that

Yeah totally That's right Well I've not been Invited to the dinner I actually haven't been Invited to the dinner Huh What

A predicament This is I think it's Is this a fucking Breakout room Interesting I think yeah We've got a breakout dinner Happening here I'm so Gays only Is there a fucking breakout room? Interesting. I think, yeah, we've got a breakout dinner happening here.

Gays only. Is there a gays only chat in the gag? Yeah. What? Dabble? Yeah, no, you're too straight, actually. Yeah. I'll bring a woman as my date.

Okay, I'll message them and just see if that's okay, if that's allowed. This is actually... What date is this happening? Because some of them don't like lesbians, you know? Well, I'll bring a... What? What do you call that? A girth. Yeah, a girth. I don't like lesbians, you know? Well, I'll bring it. What do you call that? A girth.

Yeah, a girth. I don't know. What would you like to go out for dinner next week? It'd be a LERG, a Lesbian Exclusive Radical Gay. We've named them. LERGs. Just to open up the event, you're invited to the birthday on Facebook. Am I?

Oh, it's on Facebook. Shut up. Yes. Well, where do you get your party invites? What's it called? Birthday dinner. Oh, I've clicked going. Okay, I've been invited.