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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now today's podcast, A Little Bit of Pod, does touch on a rapt of an adult nature. That's right, a hub of sorts. Not for young ears. So if you're a little... Now's the time to fuck off. Wow, thank you.

We did warn you, we did warn you. Fuck off! Okay, Pornhub have done their 2024 rapt. Now you're a you porn girl. Where's their wrapped? I am a you porn girl. I actually have gone away from your stock standard pornography. Getting into the dark stuff?

No, more the- Magazines. She's got into magazines. Retro, man. Retro. No, no, a female specific website. I've done it. I've done the feminist move.

Wow. And you're into your audio books? Into my audio books. What's the female? Excuse me, sir. I must simply find out what this female-friendly website is. It's called Lustery. Okay, and what is it more?

Stripped back, homemade, female-focused, real people. It's not for you. Do you want my login? You've got a login. You've got a login. I will never create a login. Excuse me, don't eat with your mouth full. Especially not when we're talking about Paul Hart.

Don't talk with your mouth full. I've got to eat with my mouth full. No, you eat with an empty mouth. Thank you. You heard your father, you eat with an empty mouth or you don't eat at all. Go to your room and don't talk back to your mother like that. Good what? You know, I tell you what, that was great United parenting. Yeah. I'm really proud of you guys.

I couldn't get in between you. I tried. I tried to get in between you like a wedge. You never do it. Now, because your mother and I, we don't really need you. You're an accident.

Yeah. And to be honest, we just found out too late. Yeah, right. Otherwise, we would have made the move. I threw away the mail that said our insurance policies lapsed and I'm about to burn the house down.

Wow. What's the mistake then? Motherfuckers. Jesus Christ, you're a demon child. I will never create a login on a pornographic website. But this isn't, we're dark, you know, embarrassing. This is a really, it's a nice class. Right.

Anyway, okay. Well, when that leaks, we'll find out all of your likes, I guess. Whatever. Not much I haven't told you guys. Okay. Anyway. WMAF. That was yours.

What? WMAF. What? What are you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said an acronym when I had no idea what they were talking about. WMAF. Go to your room.

Yeah, don't talk to your mother about WMAFing. Okay. The average Pornhub user in 2024 was 38 years old, a year up from the 37 average last year. So this is people that are creating logins then? Statisticians have broken down. That are saying their age? Yeah. Okay.

So they say that Pornhub said that the 18 to 24 age range made up the biggest portion of traffic, with 27% of all traffic falling into that category. Falling closer behind was 25 to 34, which accounted for 24% of traffic. Did they do a male or female breakdown? No. Oh, gosh. Okay.

They get pretty amazing with their stats. Yeah. I'd be surprised if there isn't. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here's the categories based on generations. Okay. Top categories. I've got boomers, Gen X's the categories based on generations. Okay.

Top categories. I've got boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z. Okay. Who do you want to get to first? Let's start with, I don't know. Gen Y is millennials, by the way. Yeah. I reckon start at the oldest and work your way down.

So start with boomers. Yeah, start with boomers. Okay, boomers. Here are your top. I imagine someone's dad going, big boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Chats. Chats. The boomers yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chats, chats. The boomers one, I am shocked by the number one. Really? Should I just do five of each? One, two, three, four, five. In fifth place, BBW. Okay. Yeah.

What's that? Big black woman. No, big beautiful woman. Oh, yeah. Not necessarily black, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Curvy women.

That's what women boomers they're like i need to see a bit of none of these sticks just above that in fourth position we have hand job christ god we've really come a long way since the hand job mom wow okay okay now here's your top three it's okay full on. I'm just going to go three, two, one. Double penetration in third. Gang bang in two. Strap on in one. What? I beg your pardon.

The number one for boomers is strap on. Yeah. Those dirty dogs. They're getting curious. They're getting all curious. They're like, I don't know how much time I've got left. I'm not going to be able to look at these boomers the same at Christmas when I see them around. Okay, stay with me.

Gen X. That's your 35 to 54-ish. Nah, it's older than that. It's older than that, I know. They've got their things wrong. Anyway, Gen X. Okay, I'm just going to say it. Fifth is fisting.

Okay. Really? Gen X! Okay. Fourth, blonde. Yep. Such a change from fifth to fourth. Ah.

Okay. Third position, we've got feet. Oh, okay. Feet be showing up Gen X In second position For Gen X We've got role playing

And in first Compilations Oh You know sort of Yeah Sort of mixed tapes Yeah Like of bloopers

Like of Yeah blooper reels People falling over Except yeah Into each other Someone's getting blooper Okay millennials I'm gonna blooper

Millennials this Fuck This is where we Into each other. Someone's getting blooper. Okay, millennials. I'm going to blooper. Millennials, this is where we as women started to go, this is not what we want to watch. Fifth, romantic. Yep. Fourth, popular with women. Okay, that's good though. Third, parody.

Okay. We're talking to your family, guys. You're Scooby-Doo's. You're talking your family guys. Your Scooby-Doos. Your Scooby-Dooby-Doos. We're talking. Kinkies. Yeah. Number two for millennials tattooed women.

Millennials can be kind of hot. Yeah. Yeah. And then number one by a huge amount, FMM, female, male, male. So your three sims, two guys, one girl. Two guys, one girl. Two guys, one girl. And no cups. No cups.

Not a single cup. I thought it was FFM, not MMF. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Okay, so what are those cucks in Gen Z doing? Yeah, Gen Z, here we go. Fuck this.

It's so different. Kissing. Yeah. No, no, no. When you say them out loud, it makes so much sense. They really are tethered to the generation. Like Gen Z being all about women. We've claimed our own sexuality.

We don't want that shit anymore. And boomers being hand jobs. Hand jobs and strap-ons. I know. It's wild. That's feminism. That's feminism. It is.

It is. Okay. Fifth for Gen Z, virtual reality. Oh, yeah, that's not a technology I'm willing to grasp. Fourth, cosplay. Third, gaming. Oh, my God. Hentai is second.

And then vertical video. So your phone. That is the most pathetic top five. How embarrassing for that generation. Our Gen Z's and the production booth. How fucking embarrassing for you. How embarrassing for you. That is humiliating.

We're looking up women's pleasure. Your mum and dad's looking up handjobs and strap-ons and you guys are looking up gaming, gaming, gaming, hentai and vertical iPhone. I don't claim this energy. Yeah, I can say for sure. No, no, hentai and vertical iPhone. I don't claim this energy. Yeah, I can say for sure. No, no, no.

Yeah. That's so weird. Vertical. That makes it sound like they want to be on TikTok scrolling. Yes. Just quick. I didn't even know that. I honestly would not have even known that. What is gaming porn?

So is it like. Oh, no. My PlayStation broke. Yeah, I think it's like the Curlies and their gaming things with their little pigtails and that kind of stuff. I'm stuck in the PlayStation again. Help, I got my hand stuck in the PlayStation. I'm in the CD.

I'm in the CD. I thought it was like a parody of the character Scrom gaming. Maybe, yeah. Like Overwatch characters. Fucking. Oh, that's so wild. How embarrassing. Were there any other stats from the Pornhub rap?

Those are the main ones. Those are the main ones in this article. They do like a full rap if you wanted to look at it the boomers and strap-ons that is absolutely fucking mind-blowing do you think it's so much

repressed sexuality yeah totally and like always been curious about it's called Pornhub year in review Porn year in review

because sometimes they'll go does it have anything about New Zealand can you search specifically about region because they do that so region the region yeah they they do that.

Yeah, they regionalise that. You're totally right. It's this can't ask, can't be like, hey, Daryl, hard day at the quarry? Sure was, Phil. Daryl, you ever wondered about getting fucked by your missus with a strap on? It's just not. There's never that openness

no no okay while we're here I've got some more stats because I've just looked up a different article okay they've done the they've done America

by category Wisconsin a lot of waterworks can I just interrupt for a moment can I have one of the biscuits yes thank you

we've received some great biscuits in studio beautiful biscuits this is your biscuit absolutely delicious biscuit Thank you. We've received some great biscuits in the studio. Have you tried these biscuits? This is your biscuit. Absolutely delicious biscuit. Get my hardworking boys some biscuits. Do you have the- 20 countries by traffic?

Yeah. We're not even in the top 20. Because we're not big enough. You look at those populations. Oh, they haven't done- Per capita? Per capita. The Philippines is a very Conservative country

Overall isn't it And the Philippines Are third Also interesting This year that When North Korea Sent all of those Troops to Russia

I know they were Straight on Pornhub They all found porn For the first time And apparently Became incredibly addictive Do you know what I love About it

Some more time Spent per visit Mexico sticking around Really Taking them 11 minutes And 0.1 seconds But Some more time spent per visit. Mexico is sticking around. Taking them 11 minutes and 0.1 seconds. But male visitors, on average, it's gone down 30 seconds since last year, whereas female visitors have gone up 17 seconds per visit.

Fascinating stuff. So we're spending longer on the hub. And then proportion of female to male in the Philippines, it's majority female watching pornography. Really? As with Argentina and then every other country down. It's more men. Yeah. Wow.

We don't really factor. We're a little bit small for them. Okay. But Australia's in here. Amazing. Oh, my God. Anyway, just fascinating stuff. And I hope that you're able to look your boom appearance in the eye at Christmas.

Yes. Yes. Yes.