ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th February 2025

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On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch sent Hayley a message that wasn't intended to be said out loud...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now This bitch I got a smack You got a smack. I smacked Hayley in the back of an Uber.

Like this. You know when. Shut up. Actually, kind of along the lines of when we were at lunch the other day and a hot guy walked in that I thought you'd love. Oh, my God. I kicked Hayley under the table and she was like, why did you kick me? I was like.

Jesus. I was all over the place this weekend with you. And then she was like, oh. Oh. Oh. And I was like, I was all over the place This weekend with you And then she was like Oh Oh Oh And I was like You're welcome

I was like You're welcome He kicked me And I was like What are you doing I feel like we're just We're a little out of sync We're a little out of sync

At the moment Because normally Like Vaughn We can give each other a look And we know exactly What we're saying We do Yeah well

I feel like We're a little off this weekend I was off Out of kilter Okay so wait where's where we get where are you ubering to my house oh no the beach you're ubering to the beach the beach this is friday afternoon beautiful weather and we were having a couple of drinks so we got an uber yeah now let me just say at the time uh of this incident which hayley is now going to discuss in full i took a screenshot of my uber rating before we got an uber yeah now let me just say at the time uh of this incident which hayley is now going to discuss in full i took a screenshot of my uber rating before we got out of the taxi out of the uber nine a 4.92 that's pretty good pretty good wow pretty good because i was so uh aghast and

embarrassed about what happened that i was like this is my first one-star Uber. Okay, so we get in. We've only had a couple of drinks, right? So we're not intoxicated at all. We had two little drinks. We get into the back of the Uber. The guy pulls up. He goes, hey. We're like, hi. Lovely guy. Friendly guy. Really friendly. But Fletch

notices something. Some very good eyebrows. And you know me. I've got faded out eyebrows. Terrible brows. We're talking Eugene Levy level eyebrows? No, I would say Dan Levy, the son. What you did say in a message to me, he messages me and it says heavily dyed brows.

That's all the message says. Oh, they're dyed. Like, you know where you can see the kind of the squareness and the sculptured and i was just i always notice it and i'm always just like do they think it looks natural or did they just not give a fuck i just don't think they give a guys yeah because i don't have great eyebrows but i don't give a fuck so i don't do anything with i don't care i'm not gonna die because dying looks so obvious so i get the message. I just, for the record, think you should. Wow.

Give a fuck. Give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Die them. Die them. It would make my year if you came to work

with a sculpted brow. I'm just going to say it. It'd make a fucking, I'd cry. Whenever we get a photo shoot, the makeup person will get out the mascara brush and like,

fathom them up. Fill them in. And I'm like, those are not my eyes they like fade out and blonde they do yeah you got half brows whatever anyway so i get this message on my phone heavily dyed brows it came up on your watch didn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah and my watch goes and i just get in we're still buckling in our seatbelt i go what do you mean heavily dyed brows oh my god and that's when i gave her a smack i was like he just smacks my leg and he was like you know morgan and i was like just trying to just be

with morgan i threw i threw our lovely friend morgan who we just been watching under the bus such lovely oh my god but he was like, you know like Morgan. What do you mean heavily dyed brows? If I get a message and I don't know what it means, I never ask out loud. I'll just reply question mark. No, you don't ask out loud. Do you know what? No, fuck you don't. But what I thought

was that Fletch had messaged the three of us in our group chat. Like it was in a group chat. And that I had missed something maybe you'd said. So I was like, well, what's that about? What do you mean heavily dyed brows? Anyway, I exploded with laughter. And we were doing that thing where just even like five minutes later

on the way to the beach, I just looked at her and we just started laughing. I was like, I hate you so much. I feel so bad. Because I would never like say that to someone. No, of course not. It was just an observation. This is why we can only hope group chats are never leaked, ever. Can you...

I've just checked my Uber rating. It's still at a 4.92. Okay. Thank you. Thank goodness. I mean, they were. You believed I had brows. So, wait, would the brows have been grey or this is just a guy?

Yeah, older. So yeah, I think that kind of fading. Would he have had massive grey slugs and so he had them sculpted and died? Maybe, but he just didn't really. He was very stylish, wasn't he? Very stylish. Very stylish. I'm thinking just put too much focus on the brows and Fletch brought it to my attention

and I actually cocked right up. So I do apologise. I really put my foot in it twice. I think next time I will show you the message because you know if I'm typing something... Write it on a note chap or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God.