ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th July 2023

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch spotted something at the gym...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The show will be back live and the podcast, The Big Pod, back live from July 17. Not what I heard. We're on break at the moment. I'm still undecided if I'm coming back.

Okay, well I think you've got a mortgage so you'll be back. Oh no, I don't even think it's up to her. I don't think the decision's in her. Hey, what? What have you heard? What have you heard? I've heard. What have you heard?

I just heard downsizing. I'm the smallest one. So that's what you think. Wait, are you calling us fat? I'm saying you're taller. No, we'll all be back. Yeah, we'll be back. July 17.

Yeah, we will be. Decision pending. Something I want to bring up for a little bit of pod that happened at the gym. Because, you know, I've already mentioned one previous gym encounter in the shower area at my gym, which was quite wild. Full on. Quite wild. This story. But you still haven't told everybody your personal.

No, go on. Your personal gym. I don't have a personal gym. I know I just will say Buenos Dias. Buenos Dias to everybody. Buenos Dias. Buenos Dias. Carry on.

It's a beautiful language, boys. It is a stunning language, isn't it? I noticed coming out of the shower Cubicle at my gym Now I want to say on the outside I don't think they were doing anything In the shower cubicle Aside from showering

But it begs a question that I wanted to put to you now I saw two guys Walk out of the shower cubicle Together After being at the gym they showered together because they were a gay couple. Do they let them in the gym, do they? God, the modern world. I know.

We are living in the modern world. 2023. Okay, this is a question I wanted to put to you. If gym changing rooms were unisexual and there were communal showers with, you know, dividers. Yeah. Like the cubicles. Yeah. Would you shower

with your straight partner? Probably not. Do you think that's weird? Because I was like, I was like, oh, loophole. Nothing wrong with it. Yeah.

They weren't doing anything like nefarious. But I was like, that's weird. I don't like to shower with my partner unless there's a high chance of fornication oh really i'm the opposite i don't want any fornication in the shower but do you like but you love sharing with your partner yeah yeah

it's just fun and wet and slippery you're doing renovations at the moment are you doing a his and her shower uh yeah we're doing a double shower. So two shower heads? Four. What? Must be nice. Oh my God. Nah, just two rain heads, two handhelds. Oh yeah, okay.

So double, yeah. And then Aaron on one of them, he was like, we probably don't need a handheld on both ends. I was like, don't you fucking dear take that away from me. Because he would never use that one. Well, he doesn't understand

the power of the handheld for the woman. Yeah. Yeah, and I mean- He needs to embrace the handheld. Producer Jared does raise a good point. What's the point of showering together if you're not going to smash? It's just fun. Smash.

Who's smash? Is that- Do you and the midi shower together? Do you have a shower curtain? Does anyone here have a shower curtain? Sometimes you shower together, sometimes you smash. I feel like it's what people that- And sometimes they both shower curtain? Sometimes you shower together, sometimes you smash. And sometimes they both happen at the same time.

No, don't smash in the shower. I feel that this is what couples do that flat with heaps of people, just because it's a bit more private. Well, no, because I've had a flatmate smash someone in the shower upstairs. Oh, Jared, please, could we... Have some respect. Have some respect, please. Make love.

My upstairs flatmate... Or passionately fuck....was absolutely ragdolling someone in the shower. Have some respect. Have some respect, please. Make love. My upstairs flatmate. Passionately fuck. Was absolutely ragdolling someone in the shower. Oh, my Lord. Ragdoll me. Wow. And you can hear the giggles from downstairs.

You can hear the thunks and the splashes. How do you? It's just too, I would rather be horizontal. Yeah, like use the bedroom. It's not standing and slipping around. Yeah, like use the bedroom. I'm not all, you know, it's not standing and slipping around. Oh, it's very slippery. And we're two big people, me and Aaron. You guys are petite.

I can see why you guys do it. I could see it in the shub. I could see them doing it in the shub. Do you have a shower curtain? No, we've got a glass. Does anyone here have a shower curtain currently? Good. Because yeah, nothing's worse than your um, you start messing around in the shower and then the shower curtain wants a three way and it's wedged up in your ass. Yeah, yeah.

And all of a sudden you're like, no shower curtain, get out of here. But do you think it's weird? If you could shower with your partner at the gym Would you do that? I would Nah I would but I feel like that surprises no one It's like a public place Just have your own showers There were plenty of free showers

It wasn't like it was packed What if they needed something done like shave the back Why are you doing that at the gym? No you do that at No do it at the gym Do it at the gym It's, you do that at... No, do it at the gym. That is not a gym thing. Are we going to have another shower? Yeah, do it at the gym. Because then it's not your problem to clean up the...

That's why I always have a good shave at like a hotel and you just like... Yeah, yeah. You don't have to clean the sink. Do you ever pubically maintain or shave legs at the gym? I'm a slippery ear or lasered head to tie. So I don't need to do any maintenance. I have a question.

Oh, okay. Here we go. Were the two blokes you saw Wearing sandals when they came out of the shower Oh I didn't know I was just like I kind of double Took I double taped

I double taped When I saw them walk out of the shower I was like hang on What's happening here and then I was like oh they were obviously together Cause like You can't do stuff in the shower together if you're both wearing sandals. That's not hot. No, but you both need sandals on if you're at the gym shower.

Have you ever had an athlete's foot from a gym or a pool? No, if you're both feet on the ground, if you're thinking sort of a spoon position, you could both have feet on the ground with jandals on. Yeah, but it's not hot. It's not hot. It's not hot. It's like having sex and then at the end you're like my socks are still on

shame i'm completely nude other than these silly winter socks