ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -12th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; you tell us just how many... toys... you own ;) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Naughty Little Pod, Naughty Little Pod It is so naughty, naughty, naughty as a naughty little pod Naughty Little Pod, Naughty Little Pod, Naughty Little Pod Naughty Little Pole, Naughty Little Pole, Naughty Little Pole So while we're on mid winter break, we will be back with the big pod and the live show on the 21st of July. We're bringing you in the meantime some silly little poles and some naughty little poles. Naughty little poles, I should say, yes.

Not for little ears? Good at all? No, so we've got little ears. Next step, I guess. Naughty little poll today, how many adult fun toys do you own? We gave you the options, none, one to two, three to five or six plus. I'm like maybe like 20. Some people are like, well this would be what you're like,

you know on those like spy shows where the spy walks into their garage or opens up their boot, and they're just, and it's just like foam cutouts of gum and that's where the gun goes. It's just like that but with dillies. How do they, I would love to know how you get such a precise cut on foam? A hot wire? Laser? Yeah we cut polystyrene with wire. Do you even do that in art? Yeah a big batch and you get fuse wire. Yeah.

I don't know. I've got a lot but to to be fair, I do host a podcast that has a sex toy website sponsorship. Yeah, they sent you all the good stuff. You went to the factory and they gave you a bag, didn't they? Yeah. And are we counting all the plugs as individuals or are they sort of one sort of bag? Also, we never set it on air. We're not a bunch of grapes, mate.

They're not federal connected. We never set it on air, but that's why coming back from Australia, your suitcase was 25 kgs. Yeah. When I'm going away, because you want options. I've never set it on air, but that's why coming back from Australia, your suitcase was 25kgs. So heavy. Yeah. When I'm going away, because you want options. When you're in a hotel room.

Well, now you went to the tour and they gave them all to you and they loaded up your suitcase. Oh my god, yes! I went to the factory. Wow. And there was a default toy corner where if the box was broken or whatever. Well, it depends how big the plumber is if you're going to break the box. If you break the box a lot. Debbie tried it, sent it back. They just put it big the plate is if you're gonna break the box. Debbie tried it, sent it back, they just put it in the corner for Haley. Quick dishwash and then she's all good. Well 10% of people that replied had six or more.

That was the lowest response. That's the gout. And we've got options too. Ours are all fun, different shapes and things. Second equal is none and three to five. 24% of people have no sex toys. And 24% of people have three to five. I wonder though that would be heavily male represented. Yeah. Cause the men, the men are crap options. Yeah that's interesting if we'd only taken female.

Yeah. Yeah. Or we might find out in the comments some dudes. Okay. And 42% had one or two. That's the leading result. I was saying that's your standard, that's your rabbit and your satisfied.

You're satisfied, yeah. You're rabby and you're sad. Is this each or collectively, says Brooke. We're couples toys. Oh, okay. Is that what you think she meant? I thought she was taking the grape theory. Do you count grapes individually?

I said if these six toys- Or a set of. Yeah, comes a set, maybe you could count it as one Yeah Variety is the spice of life and sometimes more is more says Ellie Oh wow go you Ellie Good on you Ellie it is the spice of life variety Six plus these Auckland tops are unreliable says Taylor. Oh

Okay, so Taylor Is into dudes. Yes. He is upset at the tops. The tops aren't pleasing him. So he's turning to the toys. So he has toys. We worked it out.

Like the Lick and Stick in the shower situation, right? Yeah. Please. I think it's got a different name. It's not called a Lick and Stick. I don't think so, no. My Christian family listening to this podcast plays. And Jabalese plays.

And Jabalese. Yeah, Jabalese are the more. I'm just trying to help the people who don't know. A love honey adult advent calendar meant that we were stocked up on toys for years, says Imogen. What a great idea. Yeah, sex toy advent calendar, that sounds fantastic.

One of them is undercover. You know the brawn epilator was designed by a woman with the inclusion of a massage attachment. Oh! Really? Oh, epilators. Fuck me. We all fuck around with mum's epilators in the 90s

and just ripped out a whole lot of hair. Like the 80s and 90s where it was taboo to have such toys. Oh yeah. Oh my god, yeah. And so they were undercover, they were massages. Yes, that's right. Yeah. That's right.

But the ones that existed weren't exactly discreet because they plugged them at the wall and they were like baseball bats. Yeah. Yeah, they were massages. Yes, that's right. Yeah. That's right. But the ones that existed weren't exactly discreet because they plugged them at the wall and they were like baseball bats. Yeah, they were huge. You'd be watching your television with your brother in the spare room and you know, it was just a reception. The reception would be going fuzzy. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I got the adult toy Megastore advent calendar a couple years ago set me up for life. Another one. There you go

Alicia said follow up on this question. I'm wondering if I have to update my will to nominate someone to collect the goods and burn them It's always good to have a trusted friend to delete your you know Magnesium and your computer and light it, you know, that high heat will destroy the hard drive. Oh my god, chuck it in the bottom of the ocean. And then get rid of your dillies at the same time, because I said their parents are on their list to take care of it, so they don't want that to happen. You've got to have a trusted friend. Oh, I trust Patsy. Would you?

Yeah, 100%, well she already knows. But to the extent of what? Well, they're all in nice sort of organised boxes, so just Hifat, Box and all. Chelsea said, I've got a a whole goddamn duffel bag. Nice. I like that. She's like an army soldier going to camp. Yeah.

Just with a duffel bag over the shoulder. She's got a go bag, she's ready to go. They're like, we need you out. She's like, I'm on my way. Duffel's all packed, ready to go, fully charged, party time. So we asked how many adult fun toys do you own in this naughty little poll and the most popular response was 42% of people said, I have between one and two.