ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th June 2023

Episode Date: June 11, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley returns the Audi - and Vaughan is a slow driver??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to Little Bit of Pod. Little Bit of Pod. Little Bit of Pod. I've got a big day.

Big admin. Big day, big day, big day. Big admin day for you. Because I've basically for the last, I would say almost three months, I've put my whole life on hold. Because I was doing my comedy fest show and then that was finished and then I went straight into Bake Off and now that's finished. I'm back into the real world.

And everything is a mess. In other words, you don't have an excuse anymore. I don't have an excuse anymore. My car, I've got to give my borrowed car back. That's a mess because it's been going up a dusty road every single day it's literally i've had a local mini quiche from the local bakery almost every morning yum egg and pastry everywhere then it's got all my stuff from three weeks of living in an airbnb in there heater blankets suitcase you name it you leave a lot

of stuff in your car i know like so this is the issue right is I have to return it tomorrow. So today I've got to empty that all out move it into a house that kind of doesn't exist and there's nowhere to put anything because it's renovating. Then I've got to clean that car before they clean it. You know what I mean? Like I can't I cannot give it back in the way that it is. Yeah. And then I need to confront the fact that I have to go back into the old stinky dink Mazda, which for the last three months has been used as a kind of workhorse car for the Renault. Yeah. So you've got to clean that as well.

I went in it the other day to move it, and it's like got mould growing through it. It smells like it's been raining inside. There's two bags of compost that have been there since I said I was going to repot the plants and now in the middle of winter. Do they do car candles? You know, like a nice... You can get an Akoya air freshener. Yeah, tip it on the fan

and the air goes through it and it smells. Maybe you need like a great... You know, Repco, they sell the little air fresheners. You could get a nice grape wine or something. Or I'm going to have to do that thing.

You know, you go to the petrol station, they've got the vacuum and then you can reverse it Why cherry? I did it when I sold my first car to my friend You know like 10 years ago It stunk like cherries for so long He was like I really wish you didn't do that

I wish you hadn't cherried up this car But then would you rather smell cherry Or that damp potting mix mould smell Well I tell you what cherry's not going to give you Legionnaire's disease. No. Oh, God. The fungal infection of the lungs. There's so much crap in both cars. That's my day, is I'm going to

have to just clean them inside and out. And then I'm back in the stinky dink for a bit. It's going to be humbling. It'll be humbling. No, it's good to come back down to earth. Yeah, that's alright. I mean, you still go faster than Vaughan in the motorway. No, it's good to come back down to earth. Yeah, that's all right. I mean, you still go faster than Vaughn on the motorway. Oh, I will absolutely.

You blow past me. I'm not in any great hurry to get anywhere. I'm just enjoying life at the cruising speed. He's avoiding his responsibilities at home. 95 kilometres an hour. Yeah, the slower he drives, the slower he gets home. Do you know what fucks me off? I'll say it.

Oh, okay. There's a part where when on the motorway, I'll be in the fast lane. Then I'll be trying to get into the left lane. But everybody's so impatient, they come right up your ass. No, okay. Fucking hell.

They have driven behind Bourne so much. I know, yeah. I have driven behind this man so much. There's no safe gap to move left. And then when they go past, they give you the stink eye. It's like, I was about to turn left, but you zoomed around.

You are in there for way too long, and you know it. I'm sorry, Con. So of course we're all hopping in the left to get around you. In the 80K zone, I am doing 80Ks. Nobody goes 80 in that 80. It's an 80-kilometer zone. That's 100. You should be in the middle.

Because there's always a cop under that bridge. No, but once you see there's not a cop under the bridge, you go. You should be in the middle lanes. No, I stay in it. If you want to follow the law, get out of the fast lane. That's not the law. I'm doing 80 k's in 80. And then when I try to, and then when it hits 100,

I'm like, well, I'll start going left. And people are like zooming around me on the left in me stink eyes. Like, well, I was going to go left, you fucking asshole. No, you take too long. I have literally overtaken this prick in the left lane multiple times. I'm just about to go. I'm waiting for a safe place to get left. But when you are always the problem, like you're saying,

people are always zipping around. I'm obeying the law. Then you need to be. Obey the law in the slowpoke lane. Yeah, you need to be in the center lanes. Us cool, fast criminals on the right want to just zip past you. You're taking too long. You take so long to do it.

It's always a fucking Ford Ranger. Right up your jacksy. They are. The Ford's almost like, let me have a look in your bum hole. And you're like, no, get out of the way. And then they're like, well, I'm around you. And you're like, Jesus, give it a break. Okay, well, maybe try the middle lanes now when you drive home. I'm excited that I'm going to be you're like Jesus Give it a break Okay well maybe Try the middle lanes

Now when you drive home I'm excited that I'm Going to be back In my own car Which I don't care So much about Rather than someone Else's expensive car

That I can do When I've got a Foreign ranger up my ass I'll do the old Tap and brake Tap and brake Tap and brake Tap and brake

That's why I want To get a tow bar And then get in a look Like you want to Keep playing mate Yeah I would love To put my tow bar Through your fucking

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