ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th June 2024

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A Naughty Lil Poll! *This episode contains explicit content, & is NOT suitable for young ears!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah what is the question That we asked What's your number one kink And that's Fucking full noise It's fucking full noise It's fucking full noise What's your number one kink

Anybody here want to Share before we Okay three two one and we just say it Three, two, one Sleeping Bah Humbug Sleeping

Yeah Sleeping's pretty good Sexy kink Sexy kink, what's your number one kink? And I will say we're not here to yuck anybody's yum God, no And thank you for sharing They will be anonymous

I learn a lot, Trang Anonymous I think we should be anonymous. 100% anonymous. Should I say gender? Okay, yeah. Or just maybe first letter of the name. To be honest, it's assumed gender.

Yeah, that's true. Female S says, Having control taken away from me. I'm normally such a control freak in every aspect of my life, but in the bedroom, I love. Oh, wow. I'm a little submissive. Okay. Being submissive. I'm sure that a control freak in every aspect of my life, but in the bedroom, I love. Oh, wow. To be told what to do. A little submissive.

Okay. Being submissive. Oh, my God. I'm sure that'll be quite popular. Yeah. I can see all these people's Instagram handles, and I really want to like... No. Search and see what they...

And kind of get a bit of a feeling of their life. Well, you've just got the screenshot, so you can't do that. I can't click the link easy. No. All right. Next. We've started there. Let's go to male B. Okay. No. All right, next. We've started there. Let's go to male B.

Okay. B. I imagine a B. Or a B. Someone might have nailed it first time is all I'll say about the name. That's not how anonymity works if you start guessing their names. Boy, and you didn't need to say yes. But you nailed it.

It's B. It says lightly dabbling in water sports. Oh. Oh. I like marking what's mine. Like a little doggy. Like a little doggy. Let's retrospectively beep that name, Jared.

Everybody's got that name. Yeah. Water sports. Wow, okay. I mean, it's funny when you're in the shower and you wee on someone and then they work out and you're weeing on them. I couldn't do it out of the shower. Hey, guess what? Look. out your wing on them. I couldn't do it out of the shower. Hey, guess what? Look. I peed on you.

Shannon has just said water sports was by far the most common response. Really? Was it? But like okay. Okay. We can't hear you, Han. It was by far the

number one response. By a lot. We got each other. I would say maybe 30 plus people said it. Wow. How many responses would we have had for this? Close to 100. Wow.

It was hard. I love that people just were honest and open. I love it too. When people were referring to this kink, everyone used the term water sports. Okay. Not piss play. Yeah, it was always water sports. I wasn't going to say it, but yep.

Does that happen in any of this auto, no, what is this, erotica literature that you're reading and listening to? I'm sure it does. Not in the books I'm reading. There's not a lot of that. When you choose a book, it says at the top, kind of like BDSM and this and that.

Biscuits. Hashtags. Yeah. All the hashtags of anything involved in that book. Yeah. And so water sports would be one of them. And I'm going to stumble across that. Okay.

Okay. Well, good for you. If you're into water sports, though, you want a bright orange Barocca wee, so you really know you're doing it Or the closest to water that your wee's ever has gone No you've got to be hydrated Surely hydrated That was just a question

Just a question from someone who's not into it Female O says Kissing someone wearing a mouth guard Is my big kink What? Because you're making out with a sports person? Like a hot rugby player? And you're just like

Kissing someone wearing a mouth guard I've never even thought that's a kink I've never heard of it Because you're making out with a sports person? Like a hot rugby player? And you're just like... There's really something for everyone. I never even thought that's a thing. I've never heard of it. Is that because their boyfriend comes home from rugby or they maybe won a game and she rushed onto the field after and was like... And she was like, oh, wait. Jared said, do they make a teeth grinding mouth guard

that you wear when you sleep? Oh, yeah, could be. That's not a sexy. That's not a sexy, That's not a sexy. No, I wear one. Yuck. You make out with an anxious grinder. If I get into bed with my retainer and then it's looking like we're heading to Pound Town,

I'll take it out. And Pound Town, then you miss the exit. I'll take it out. It's on the bedside table. Isn't in the UK, isn't Pound Town like a dollar store? Yeah, it is. Yeah. The dollar store. it is yeah yeah the dollar

store pound town uh female a says her biggest kink and number one kink is male male female oh okay she likes being outnumbered yeah by males does she like it when the two guys hook up no all she says is okay right there's also the letters Of my cat Which is Major Murray Fluffington Major Murray Fluffington Because sometimes People will write MMMF And I'm like Yeah

Yeah Two boys one girl Anonymous A I don't know the gender Okay Because there's So it could be an Angela Or an Aaron

Their number one kink Is praise Oh yeah That's a big thing That's definitely big In the book world Explain it to me Like you're a good girl.

That. You are a good girl. Hey, you're a good girl. So they're like nice things being said to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? You're doing really well. Like, what do they say?

Like, look at you, you're doing great. Yeah, I can't. It's probably a little bit much for on the pot. But praise, like endless praise. Oh, like you really heap it on. You really heap it on. You really heap it on. Heap on the praise. Oh, I thought that was what you were saying to your lover.

Like, man, you've done such a great job. Dinner was so delicious. Yeah. Sure. That's a starting point. Like, what? No one flops the couch cushions like you. No, I think they mean in the bedroom.

Oh, like, yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Suck it. Yeah, sure. Yeah, you, yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Suck it. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, you suck it. You're terrible.

No one sucks it like you. That sort of thing. I mean, maybe. Oh, you're terrible at this. Yeah, okay. I've got someone to work on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so their kink is being praised.

But then that's not going to work for someone that doesn't like being praised or wants to be. Well, like you guys who hate compliments. Yeah, not for me. If someone said bravo on the blowjob, you'd be like, oh, shush, stop it. It was nothing. Well, I'd take the compliments having never given a blowjob, I think, if it was my first time.

Yeah, if someone said that. This guy, very quick, I've never given a blowjob. He was very quick to say that. Oh, wait, it's given when they give it to you or when you give it to someone else? It's when you give it to someone else. Oh, yeah, I've done that. I haven't done the other one.

Anonymous T, female, says, my kink is someone in a more powerful position, e.g. boss or teacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you see some dudes getting it and you're like, what's the story here? And it's the daddy issue, the power dynamic. I once did an audition with an actor

who I know I knew very well it had never been attracted to but we did this audition for a TV show and he was the professor and I was a student

and we had an affair and I remember I left the audition being like well I'm very confused now and anytime I saw the actor afterwards

I was like that's kind of why people role play right yeah I've always thought it must be hard doing a movie or something

where it's so intimate. Intimate? Intimate. Intimate. Intimate. Yeah. And walking away with nothing. Like, being able to emotionally check it at the door

must be something. Yeah. Must be something. Um, um, um, okay. Anonymous, um, G. Yep. Mail. Yep.

Pegging. Oh, okay.. Yeah. Male. Yeah. Pegging. Oh, okay. And to being pegged. Now, that's where the female, he gets banged by females. Yeah. With a strap on. Strap on. Or something.

Right? Or something. Can a man peg another man? And that's just fucking. I, a long time ago, I think I was drunk having this conversation. Jesus. Jesus, he's opening up. No, I chatted to someone that was a guy who was into being pegged.

Heterosexual? Yes, and then I was like, so would you let a guy fuck you? And he's like, no. And I was like, but like, wouldn't it be better? Yeah, with an authentic willy. No, because it's not who you're attracted to. It's like saying to a lesbian, what are you using a dildo for? Get a dick up ya.

It's not what you're into. It's not what they're attracted to. It's like saying to a lesbian, what are you using a dildo for? Get a dick up ya. It's not what you're into. It's not what they're into. It's a different, it's what they're attracted to. It was just a fascinating conversation. Yeah, it is. And I always remember that. Anonymous D is a female. Very interested in hot wifing.

Husband isn't, unfortunately. Is that like hot desking? It must be. Or is it cucking? Or she hocks up with another. Hot wifing. Husband isn't unfortunately Is that like hot desking? It must be Or she hocks up with another Hot wifing, what does hot wife mean? A hot wife is a married woman who has sexual relationships Outside of her marriage with the full knowledge and consent of her husband

Who himself doesn't have affairs Hot wifing is the wife sharing arrangement Or act of carrying out such affairs So she wouldn't be doing it in front of him or with him She'd just be like hey I'm just going to go out to Kevin's tonight But a central part of hot wifing is that she is encouraged by the husband to pursue sexual relationships But she's into it but the husband's not The husband's got to find that hot

Whereas if the husband's jealous But he doesn't get to watch and it's not polyamorous is it It's not polyamorous and he's not cucking because he's not there And he's into it and he's, you go out there and get it, girl. So a lot of men have this fetish for their wives. Be like, I want to show you around. I want to know that you're going out. Yeah.

Is that in your books as well? No, I'm just reading. I'm just on Reddit. Okay. Right. Interesting. Interesting. Follow thread.

Anonymous are female. Now, before we get to that Vaughn We must take a break For an ad Is that what we're doing here? That's exactly what we're doing here Do not go anywhere Next one's extremely spicy

Okay this extremely spicy message Hit it Anonymous R Female My kink is watching my husband fucking another girl. It's like the reverse of hot wifing. Yeah. This is hot.

It's good for people, man. Life's short. Okay, next one. I've got so many questions. Okay, go, go, go. Anonymous C, female. Yes. The milking table.

Oh, is that the... Hang on. Look at poor producer Jared's face. He doesn't know what he's doing. What is the milking table Oh is that Hang on Look at poor Producer Jared's face He doesn't know What is the milking I'm familiar with The milking shed

But that's a place For industrious Milking of cows Now the only thing I've looked it up We're at the work Wi-Fi Is

It's a porn Category Okay On Pornhub But I don't think Oh What are they Does Producer Jared Want to explain this?

I think it's... Oh, okay. I got it. I got it on Quora. Can you be careful? Think of it like a massage table with the hole. Yep. But instead of someone lying face down,

depending on the gender, they could be lying face down or on their back with the hole positioned at their crotch or rear area. Someone is under the table, either la-la-la-la or ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. What we've got here is a horizontal glory hole. Yes. It's a glory hole without the sore quads.

It's a glory hole without the squats. Okay, okay. Now, do they put those yuck paper towels around Like they do at the massage place You know If it's a personal one I assume you wouldn't need to Just to spray and wipe afterwards Yeah

Okay Not a lot of room under those tables And I don't know Yeah I'm long in the torso So I'd have to be quite crouched Yeah No you're not crouched I think you're lying on your back.

No, but the table's tall. If I'm lying flat on the ground, I'm reaching. Yeah, no, but you get one of those mechanics trolleys where they wheel on the cars on. Surely you just wheel

under the table. Jacked. Someone's getting jacked up and jacked off. If anyone watches Dave, the TV show, about the rapper, there's a scene in that

where this is, there's actually a whole episode based on this Okay Hilarious How bizarre Because I would have thought

An odd angle To jack someone off Under a massage table But you know It's the milking table We're not here to Sorry I beg your pardon

The milking table Not here to yuck Anybody's milking table And we're definitely not Male O Is next Anonymous male O Sex in public Is their number one thing.

Oh, okay. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Right-o. Anonymous K, female. Yep. Are we not going to go into the sex in public thing?

Are we just leaving that? Oh, we can go into the sex in public thing if you want. I like that his profile picture is his wife and family. Wow! Fantastic. Good for them. That is good good I love that yeah Jesus kids are

at daycare a lot aren't they big fan any more on sex in public move on to the next one anonymous k female bondage nothing painful just the restrictive aspect oh yeah a bit of tying up yeah a bit of blindfolding yeah oh good good good

I'm so glad people Are keeping it spicy Yeah Anonymous R Sex outside Female There you go Okay Sex outside

More of a summer thing Though isn't it It's definitely more Of a summer thing Though a little Chilly winter Chilly winter tent route Could go bloody

Chilly winter tent route No but that's not outside Oh Are you talking about Outside as in like In the actual In nature In the wild Yeah You've got, in nature. In the wild.

Yeah. You've got quite a walking track in winter. Oh, yeah, true. Not outside. That's weird. Never mind. Anonymous D, female. Oil.

Like, stupid amount of oil. Everybody's dripping mess. It's a mess vibe. What about the sheets? You've got to put down a tarpaulin. You'd have to put down a tarp. Yeah. The sheets will get all stained.

Awful getting oil out of a sheet. You don't get oil out of sheets. A lot of hot wash. You have to to put down a tarpaulin. You'd have to put down a tarp. Yeah. The sheets will get all stained. Awful getting oil out of a sheet. You don't get oil out of sheets. A lot of hot wash. You'd have to do a hot wash. Water-based lubricant would wash out. Yeah, true. Oil-based. Yeah. You're probably going to be stuck with stains there for a while. Are we still going? Are there still more? Yes. I love this. He's pulled a face.

Number one kink. Anonymous E. Female. Rotting in sexual tension. What does that mean? It's like edging, basically, right? Like living in a constant state of worry, won't they? But you don't get to do it. Right.

That's what I imagine. For an hour? Sounds like religious in nature, doesn't it? Or like weeks. I don't know. I guess that's the thing. Stressful. It's tantric without the tantric part.

Anonymous H, female glasses. Okay. Very simple there. Okay. Oh, glasses. That's a big. Yeah, number one. Wow.

Okay. Well, that's you, Vaughn. No, thank you. Anonymous T, male. Yeah. White toenails. Okay. On a female.

Like painted toenails. Painted toenails, what? Okay. French tip toenails? Yeah Yeah There's a bit of foot fetish there Okay

Because if you're in the area right There's smoke there's fire Anonymous S Pics and full noise videos from randoms Oh Dick pics Dick pics I do apologise

I've now seen that there was a eggplant at the start of that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Dick pics and full noise videos from randoms. Okay. What is a full noise video? Well, it's like going for it. Going for it.

I guess it's going for it. It's not just like. Yeah. Not like coy, like little shirt off the shoulder. What do you think this is? It's just like. Full going. Yeah, right.

Okay. Full noise videos from randoms. Wow. Okay. Good. We will be showing our friends. Okay. The next one. That's a big face from you. from randoms. Wow. Good. We will be showing our friends. Okay, the next one that's a big face from you. Anonymous A.

Yeah. Female. The spreader bar. Oh, yeah. It's like a bar that you put and it's got like cuffs on each end of the bar and you strap your legs into it so that your legs are spread open. You can't close them. I think.

Spreader bars. I'm just kidding. I believe. She said that way too fast she said that way too fast i mean i think i've seen it and then you can put your hands on it too and there's all premium legs spreader bars extreme restraints oh my god i tell you i'm gonna have a field day with our google searches today this is our job believe it or not oh okay so oh my gosh and there's somewhere are you there's bar, and then your ankles are at either end, and then your hands are in the middle. Yeah. Oh, okay.

So you're like an old school prisoner. What if you need an itch? You'd have to get them to the erection, wouldn't you? And then they might say, no. Right. Ooh, sexual tension. Okay. Anonymous G, the saunas, if you know, you know.

Okay. I don't know. Anonymous G's photos with another man. Oh, so it'll be a gay. We've got gay saunas If you know you know Okay I don't know I don't know Photos with another man Oh so it'll be a gay We've got gay saunas Gay saunas I've always wanted to go into one

Well you aren't just an infrared sauna right It's a full blown We had this chat With the gays One night Hayley wants to put on a moustache And go to a gay sauna Fly on the wall

Like not partake Just be like I have so many questions Yeah All the unspoken Rules Cause straight people Couldn't do saunas It would just be like i have so many questions yeah all the unspoken because straight people couldn't do so on us it would just be straight guys yeah it's so strange yeah is there a power imbalance and i don't know it's odd and we're all prudish the gays fuck the gays get it out uh anonymous n dress up oh yeah okay role play with those dress ups as well.

And finally, Anonymous C, hot wax. Oh, the dripping. Hot wax. Wow. The candles. How very enlightening. Really proud of our lovely horny listeners. Yeah.

Keeping it spicy in this busy day and age. Great naughty little poll. Really good naughty little poll. Good stuff. Fletch, why are you Googling Where to buy a milking table Yeah Feels like something You could have saved for home

I mean wow Absolutely not Yeah don't get it Delivered to work Fletch why has your coffee table Got a weird hole in the middle Yeah yeah yeah Move a coffee table

But what happened here Actually it would be cheaper Just to drill a hole In my big kitchen table Yeah it would be Yeah and then maybe Just have a placemat over it Sort of a full time

Runner down the middle of the table to cover the cock hole. Removed for special occasions. Oh my gosh.