ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th March 2024

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is doing a bitta TradeMe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I've got a few listings on Trade Me at the moment Oh, okay Yeah, we're trying to make space in the girage Is that code for you bought a jacket? No

Shut up Anyway, we're trying to make space in the garage Because you know like Now that the house is getting closer to finish There are some things that just aren't going to make it So we've got to get rid And I listed a whole bunch of stuff And the first kind of round peaked yesterday

Okay This is my nightmare Dude I'm like This is my nightmare I wish there was an easier way. I have seriously had some things to sell before and I weigh it up and I'm just like, I'm just going to give them to charity. Yeah.

But some of your stuff's really good. I just get to be able to do what I just did, modestly say I've given to charity and just not have to deal with fuckers. I know. I'm a fuckwit. We'll listen to this. So many fuckwits I'm in my quits

So like Some of this stuff's nice stuff It just doesn't have a home So one of them was like This rug that we've had And we haven't used it In this house I'm in the market for a rug

This is like a kill'em though I don't think it's quite Your style You're not in charge Of buying rugs for your house Maybe I should be in charge Of buying rugs Don't even think you are

No this is not How do I spell kill'em rug K-I-L-I-M Like it's an F Jesus Christ That thing's decorative Not in this man's No no no

It's like brown This one's like quite subdued Anyway It's a nice rug And it's sold And I'm happy with the price It's fine Whatever

Anyway Sold And then you get the email And then I I sort of wait a bit And then I got an email From the person that's bought it. And it said, like, hi.

Let me guess. I had a sip of coffee, but let me guess. Is that, can you hold on to this till a certain date? Worse. Worse than that. The price I agreed to pay is no longer what I can pay. No. I live in the South Island.

Can you send it to me? The dimensions aren't right. Can you drop it off? Close. Can you drop it off to my friend's shop? So they want me to take this rug and deliver it Where? Like central-ish

Central Auckland, which is where our studios are based So not Yeah, I know, but this is not... Are you... I would say yes for $5. There's a delivery fee. There's a delivery fee. Because do they know who you are?

Do they know that you come in here every day? I don't think so. They didn't make a huge fuss. Oh, I'd say it's a hell of a... They weren't like, oh my God, the great Hayley Sproul. 25 minute drive in, 25 minutes back. It's like Roscoe, so it's like 25 minutes back. It's like Roscoe. So it's like not really that.

Oh, Matt Roscoe. Yeah. That's out of, that's well off the beaten path. It's like not really convenient. And I was like, that's a real pain in my balls. So was it a pickup only? Yeah, pickup only. Oh, wow.

Okay. I'd definitely say for a fee. Oh, God. Ten bucks. I just thought the audacity of being like Hey thanks for that I'll make sure there's cash I knew it was pick up And this is

Where are they from? I think North Island But I think like Wellington-esque So like Right You know So they knew that pick up was going to be an nightmare

And meanwhile their friend that owns the store Is like I don't want your fucking rug either Yeah I know And they're going to have to get out It was something You know they're're gonna have to get out it was something you know they're gonna have to do like it was like 86 50 you know it was something stupid and i'm like oh god that's good though you might get the rounded up 90 yeah that's nice

that happens my um uncle bought a saw an old two-person saw for decoration for his duck hunting lodge yeah his big boys club right basically okay they go duck shooting i honestly think for the last few years there hasn't been a shot fired they just go and have a sleepover at a hut and drink way too much yeah open up all men but he bought a saw and he was so reluctant to ask me. It was in like just not far from your place. And he was like, this is years ago. Could you pick it up? He was so reluctant to ask me.

He's like, I hate to ask. It's a big pain in the ass. I'll give you some money. And I was like, look, it's fine. Only because it was something cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not picking up your dumb life. Then my auntie was like, I've bought something horse related.

Boring horse related as well. Not like a saddle that I could take home and put over something and pretend I was a cowboy. Until I saw them. It was something boring horse related boring horse related as well not like a saddle that I could take home and put over something and pretend I was a cowboy until I saw them it was something boring horse related it would have been a lot for her to carry she's only

seven and a half she's petite she's not a big stallion and not that I strap up and ride stallions no yes

we understand and that was boring and she asked me and I was like oh I don't want to pick that up because it's not exciting it's not a big two person sword you shouldn't ask people to And that was boring. And she asked me and I was like, oh, I don't want to pick that up. Because it's not exciting.

It's not a big two-person store. You shouldn't do that. You shouldn't ask people to. But then that was it. I pick up stuff from my mum all the time. Lights and crap for her house. My mum doesn't buy anything I've traded me, which is good. Yeah. Because I think she would have been scammed by now.

Well, anyway, now I'm a bloody delivery server. Yeah. It just felt audacious to me. It's very audacious. The sheer audacity to bid on something that's pick-up only when you live half a nation away. Half a country away. I'm guessing Gen Z? No, this has got boomer energy.

Entitled Gen X. It's got cost-saving boomer written all over it. I'm dancing around it. This has got millennial written all over it. No. I might do some investigating today. I'll do some investigating. God.