ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I think I've cost my parents quite a bit of money Because, um, this is a bit of a break I've got a Dyson, right I've got a Dyson I've got a dyson right i've got dyson she's doing all right she's doing all right for herself dyson stick back and i'll tell you what

some of us have just got a kmart juke fuck off you've got the exact same one as me i said some of us my vacuums my is also a dyson my but it's an old dyson it's been held together with tape and i've had to replace the trigger with a Temu pack. We got those Temu replacement triggers, didn't we? I'm not paying for Dyson-level stuff. I just got some cheap Temu parts. Yeah, totally, totally. So my parents were staying for five nights,

and what is it with them? I came home yesterday, and I had made one comment like, oh, the house is a bit bloody dusty. I'm going to have to sort that out. Kind of like, excuse the dust. Yeah, excuse the dust. I got home yesterday and I had made one comment like oh the house is a bit bloody dusty I'm gonna have to sort it out excuse the dust yeah excuse the dust I got home yesterday the house was dusted cleaned windows cleaned uh mopped vacuumed and then my dad he's like I gotta get me one of these vacuums oh every day five days they stayed every single day he was like, can I have a little vacuum?

And he'd pull it off the stick thing, which is currently just in my bedroom, hoon around, he's like, I bloody love this. Oh, really? He loves a little vacuum. He bloody loves it, because they're corded.

They're old school. They're old school. Once you ditch a cord, it's life changing. Yeah. I know, but they'll be spending their Flybuys points on. Flybuys, a now expired points collection system.

You would literally have had to spend a million dollars through the providers to get anything decent. To get anything. Do you think they're going to get one? Yeah, I think so, because my dad, every day, and my house doesn't need to be vacuumed every day. And didn't he wash your car as well? Washed my car in and out.

Washed all the towels, not only the ones they use, but every towel in the house. It was washed, dried, folded. Sheets washed. My bed changed. Their bed changed. Shower scrubbed. Yeah, that's good stuff. They can't sit still.

Mirrors cleaned. Yeah, I don't, because I remember we'd go away for family holidays. We'd go down and stay with Gran or, you know, the relatives. My dad was the same. If he was away from home, could not sit still. He'd go and fix something or, you know, relatives my dad was the same if he was away from home could not sit still he'd go and fix something or you know

be in the gardens or clean like they just why can't they just have a holiday got home the lawns were mowed I hadn't showed my dad where the bloody mower was

where the garage was he just he's a daddy he just knows these things by his primal urge he can just echo sense a mower I bet you the gas

on the barbecue that's been replaced been topped up I bet you like it on the barbecue, that's been replaced. Been topped up. I bet you. Like, it's just, I was like, you're here to relax. Yeah. They were literally here to see our concert,

and the rest of the times they were just hitting the beach. Yeah. Do you, just thinking about that stick vacuum thing, do you have something that your parents always wanted that you purchased before them? Mine would be the ride-on lawnmower. Dad always talked about a ride-on lawnmower. He's still talking about a ride-on lawnmower. But I got one

before he did and I felt there was a little bit of guilt a big fuck you yeah I didn't want it to be a fuck you but I needed one

my lawns are bigger than his is that a bit of a fuck you yeah it's a fuck you I would never have intended it to be a fuck you mine was a spa pool because I got a spa pool

recently and this was the first trip God listen to you two must be nice Dyson and a spa pool some of us don't the first trip up where it's been a... God, listen to you two. Must be nice. Dicing in a spa pool. Some of us don't even have a lawn. Yeah. You've got a fucking central city apartment.

You've bitched and moaned about the amount of time I spend doing my lawns. I can't imagine you'd ever want to. I love saying some of us don't even have a lawn with your apartment. Some of us don't even have a tree. Oh. Some of us have got massive mortgages. Some of us are still paying off our trees real slowly. Some of us are just having to deal with those trees,

dropping all their fucking leaves everywhere. Oh, my God, the majnolias. Oh, the heavy, crunchy leaves. Oh, for God's sake. After they flower, they drop their big, fat buds. No idea how hard it is with all this beautiful land. Anyway, if you're a parent Sit the f*** down

No, they can't I am grateful that the house is clean My Nana kind of summed it up once She said to me, no matter how old your kids are Your kids are always your kids And that's why she always dropped my dad off baking Every Friday when she'd go to town She'd do a baking day the day before

Stop at my dad's and my uncle's Because they were both on the way to town And do them a drop off both Because your kids both because your kids are always your kids no matter how old so that's why they can't just

see Fletch this is another thing we don't have to carry on into our lives oh my god I know I don't need to waste time baking for my you know kids

I know it's like my mum who every time I'm in the car texts me when you're there or if I'm doing a gig late at night or can you text me

when you get home I'm fucking 35 you're still worried about me it's caring I mean to be honest I would be worried if I was still your mum

you guys do worry as well to be fair I live a pretty rogue life