ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th September 2023

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has a hair-care quandary!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And I will just before, I know you've got something to say, Hayley, if I could rudely interrupt. We've got an announcement, don't we, on Thursday? One hell of an announcement. We've got an announcement on Thursday.

It's going to make a lot of people happy. We've got an announcement on Thursday. It's going to make a lot of people happy. Will it? It's kind of building it up. Yeah, I'm just playing down the announcement. So if the announcement doesn't go well, I'm going to be like, told you so. Oh, okay, right. That's how I always do announcements.

Whereas Hayley is chomping at the bit for this announcement. Because it's up her alley. I like attention. Look at me. Look at me. Listen to me. Laugh at me. I like attention. It's up her alley. I like attention. Look at me. Look at me. Listen to me. Like me. I like attention.

Like me. There it is. That's the essence. Tell me I'm pretty. It is weird because you grew up with very attentive parents. And you're not the middle child. This is some real... It is weird, isn't it? Yeah.

I've left wanting for nothing. Not attention, not anything. But love and attention. Thursday for our pod family and for listeners, we'll explain everything. There's a little sneaky photo on our social media,

on our Instagram, FVH. Is that it? That's right. That's right. Now, I need to just run past the poddy listeners and you, my friends, as to whether or not this is cultural

appropriation if you need to ask the answer is yes it's probably yes okay well hit us now wait that sombrero is a bit much oh I'll take it off oh my god you've got a Native

American headdress under a sombrero oh yeah sorry I'll take that off okay yeah oh my god you've got a native american headdress under a sombrero oh yeah sorry i'll take that off yeah take that off should i rub this bindi off yeah all right so i can't get the henna off my head it's the minstrel face paint that i'm not i'll get a face wipe hang on i'll come back yeah okay great all right she's fresh faced yeah good fuel okay let me just take these neck rings off. Hang on. Yeah. Your dreadlocks look lovely though. Oh, thank you. By all means, please continue.

Please continue in your geisha outfit that you are wearing your kimono. Arigato. So I've been touring around the country with my friend and comedian, Josh Thompson, who is of Tongan descent, and he has beautiful, tight, curly hair. And I was talking to him about his hair and how he gets his curls so defined and luscious and soft and moist and just beautiful curls on this man. Because my Pakeha boyfriend has very tight ringlets as well, but his are quite dry and he's never found a product that manages it without making them crunchy.

Right, yeah. Keeping it nice and soft. Tomo's is really soft. Uh-oh. I think I know where it's going. Oh, really? He said to me he uses this product that you can only buy online and swears by it.

It's a leave-in conditioner. It's called Olive Miracle Anti-Breakage Formula Leave-In Conditioner. You can only get it from certain shops. Yes. I know the ones. Like what? Like African braiding shops? African braiding shops. Yeah, okay. The product is ones. Like what? Like African braiding shops? African braiding shops.

Yeah, okay. The product is by a company called African Pride. Now. Now. But then he's not African, is he? Tomo. Josh is not African, no. No.

But he has tight ringlets. Hey, we're all African. I'm a big believer in evolution, and it tells me that Africa was the cradle of life Okay Everyone just remain absolutely silent When I make a It's important that the white guy is left in pure silence

When he makes a claim that we're all Africans I'm not jumping on there But I was like It was strange to think that My Tongan friend went into an African store to buy my Pakeha Italian boyfriend African hairstyling tools. But honestly, this guy's ringlets are so beautiful. Josh's hair is something to behold.

And it's soft where it's like Aaron, he can get to fine ringlets, but it goes crunchy or his hair's dry and goes a bit frizzy, but he has in there the same tight curl. Right. Question, could you order it online so you don't have to go into the store? Yeah, I could order it online. But will you have to use another name? It's because where we are here, we drove past an African hair store, and he was like, I wonder if they've got it, and he went in and got me a bottle.

Oh, right. Okay. They have much business in Palmerston north well african hair stores primarily white guys with dreads who still think that's all right or yeah really i don't know i don't know they had this product right and so now he's gonna try it and have amazing luscious hair because it's like moist you know know, tight, curly hair. Because he doesn't have like, there's different grades. I can't remember how they grade them, like type 1, type 2, type 3 of curls.

Right. And every hair differs. Type 1 you're born with, type 2 you get from eating too much junk food. No, slightly different, slightly different. But he does have very, very, very curly hair. Wow. So I'm going to try it. But there was just something funny about him using a product by a company called African Pride that made me feel like.

Actually, I'm just trying to think. You'll find a white guy panics so much you'll find a racial loophole. Aaron's Italian, Italy, very close to Africa. Yeah. Sure. It's a stone's throw, isn't it? He actually gets his curly hair from his Bohemia heritage, which is Russia?

I'm not touching that one with a palm, actually. I'm going to stay right out of the Bohemian, Romanian. Well, anyway, stay tuned for my fiancé's new tight African curls. That's going to look hot.