ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th September 2026

Episode Date: September 11, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... is Vaughan living in a real-life horror movie?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now we're all cat households. We are. Yeah. Forgot cats. Rolly's been super cute recently.

Do you know what I've noticed? He doesn't shed his whiskers anymore. Why was he shedding his whiskers in the first place? No, they always do. They always just let every whiskers go. So big, bushy mustache. Yeah, so big. Like huge.

Well, Cheetos, even though, Cheeto, my cat's one of those cats. And even if he's got a cat door, we'll just stand at a ranch loader and meow and be like, do you open this for me? Where I'm just like, dude, like there's something installed for you. Excuse me, you cuck. Open this door. You've literally got a specific door that only you can use. Yeah.

I always say that to Raleigh. I'm like, I literally. You architecturally. I architecturally designed this for you. I got council consent for that shit. Yeah. Get the fuck out of the cat door. That's the most expensive door in the house.

Does he actually use that door? He does, but same thing. If you were around. He'll prefer to be let out by Well, Cheddar's also taken to Just getting into the house Because sometimes he can get into the laundry Through the cat door

But the door's shut Because I don't let him inside while I'm sleeping Because he's annoying Oh my god You're such a meany No, they can sleep in the laundry No, they're talking about warm No, no, no no no

No animals inside during the night Major Murray came in for some cuddles this morning He sort of roll-A And he rolls up next to me It's real cute Yeah No animals inside You're having half the cat owner

experience. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting all the admin and none of the heartwarming stuff. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. You need to open your life to the heartwarming stuff. No, I don't want him inside overnight. My heart will not be warm if he wakes me up during the night. With meowing, he's very gmowy. He's very mowing. He's a ginger cat. He's a super meowing. I don't want to snuggle. Like before bed, maybe if I'm lying on the couch, you'll come in and I'll be like

pat, pat, pat, but then scoot outside. This is why you've got to get a rescue cat. not a pedigree, one of these things you've got? I didn't have a pedigree. He was literally... Oh no, that's, I've got a pedigree. You've got confused again. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, we sort of forget.

Yeah, ours were found, like, literally in plastic bags. Yeah, like, literally, like, they would have died. Maybe spend a bit more, and they weren't meow as much. True. So he's also just taken to just getting into the house any way he can. And I was having a shower, and I flipped the bathroom window open, and then all of a sudden I just see him like launch up

but doesn't quite get in and he just goes, boom, and puts his claws into the windowsill and just like, ah! Oh my God! And just drags his claws across the window sill of the bathroom. So now the bathroom's got these like... Barstom. Two sets of these like huge claw marks.

Like some kind of horror movie. Yeah. Through the paint. Really? He must have been so freaked out. See, I think, well, I was naked. He probably jumped. up and was just like, Jesus!

That's huge! That would have been. That would have been nice. Well, compared to a cat, I guess. Compared to a cat. Compared to a cat. So when you see your dad's dick when you're a kid. You're like, that thing is a hawk.

But it's only big because you're so small. You don't even know. I don't have any context for it now, because I'm big. Yeah. I don't know how do you patch repair scratches? Well, you're going to have to like sand and probably put some filler and, yeah. I can stay there then. I'm not doing that shit.

I'll come over and do it. actually. I'm actually really good at the sand and fill. You're quite good at the sand and fill. I'm good at the sand and fill. Yeah, I'm going to go patching up. Sand and fill. Well, people that are going to look at that and be like, it's a good story about what happened here. I'll be like, the cat saw my massive dirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. And just froze and just...