ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th April 2023

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss the money Vaughan owes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Little Bit of Pod. Oh, Little Bit of Pod. Little Bit of Pod. You'll notice we've changed that intro. We've now got the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod, which is the big bit of the show.

That's the chunk. That's the big pod. That's the meat. Yeah, we call that the chunky bit. And then we've got the Little Bit of Pod, which is the big bit of the show. That's the chunk. That's the big pod. That's the meat. Yeah, we call that the chunky bit. And then we've got the little bit of pod, which is this. We're just giving you a little something extra just for you. It's a little bit of pod. And for the interview special pods, we can call it our peas in a pod.

Yeah. We're getting on with them like peas in a pod. Yeah, cute. Yeah. Now, I've taken care of something. If you've been listening to the podcast or the show, you'll know that Fletch has been hounding me for money. Oh, my God.

This guy. I was on the Bancorp website, and I was offering them to sell my debt. But you, you, you, it's not small money. You know, like sometimes we might go out for brunch or something and like 30 bucks and someone covers it, and you say, I'll pay you back and you don't. This is how much you just worked it out. Oh no, Fletch would definitely remember that too.

Oh, no, I wouldn't. No, Trey's generous. No, I would definitely remember that. I'd be like, actually, remember the next time we went for brunch, I'd be like, I got the last one, you didn't pay me back, so just grab this one. I'd say something like that. Yeah, he'd say something like that.

He's aggressive though, eh? Yeah. Or if, you know, we go out for breakfast and like, because you don't pay me back so just grab this one I'd say something like that he'd say something like that he's aggressive though eh yeah or if you know we go out for breakfast then like because you don't drink coffee Hayley you'll get the orange juice

I've seen him work out in his head how much more it costs for the orange juice it's $3 for the coffee it's $3.50 more for the orange juice

he knew see he knew and in my head oh my god I didn't even know it was an issue why didn't you raise it with me there's no trade

in array here we leave the brunch and in my head I'm seething the whole way home. I'm like, she worked Vaughn and I for $1.75 each. Oh, my God. You should have said something. Wow. Yeah.

I know. Just know he's got a running tally of how many $1.75 orange juices he's paid for. Apparently, Vaughn is finally paying, because we've got a wedding in three weeks. We're going to do the show for a day and one. We're finally getting married. We're getting married in Wanaka. We're finally getting married. We're getting married. Vaughn and I are getting married. Vaughn's wife will be there, which is exciting.

That's cute. So you guys are going down to Wanaka and you're going to do the show from, am I here by myself? Yeah, you'll be here by yourself. So I've booked a couple of apartment hotels. Nice. We'll be under the same roof, but we needed that because Vaughan does the tie tie. He ties the tie for me.

Yeah, yeah, beautiful. I need to pop through the little adjoining door to do his tie tie. Of course, of course. Two bedrooms, we'll be on the same roof. Oh, okay. It's a two bedroom apartment, so I don't want to hear any sex. God, has he booked you a twin room, mate? I wouldn't pay him back for that.

No, they're walled. It's embarrassing. They're walls. Paper-thin interior walls, non-load-bearing walls. I don't want to hear any of that. But yes, a car rental and three nights accommodation. That sounds expensive down there. Yeah, it's what's Wanaka in Queensland.

It's not cheap. It's not too bad, though. We'll pretty much have to do a romantic onsen, too. Oh, you will. You, Sade and Vaughn. With Sade and Vaughn, though. I'd pretty much have to do a romantic onsen, too. Oh, you will. You, Sade and Vaughn. With Sade and Vaughn, yeah. Yeah. Do a hot little three-person onsen, get the soup going on.

Yeah. Because I'm just going to pop my butt just out of the water, and Vaughn and Sade will take the photo. He's got a great dumper on him. Yeah. You've got to get that snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

Got to get that picture of that beautiful canyon. And I mean the canyon, not your butt. I wouldn't call that a picture. Oh, thank you. Thank you. More of a Bermuda Triangle. But have you, you've finally paid me back. Are you kidding me? I just transferred the money right now. Yes. But because of the frustration of you constantly nagging me of how much money I owe you, but never actually telling

me the exact amount. And you know, I'm a stickler for details. You have earned what I think might be the worst reference I've ever put in a bank transfer. Oh no. What has he done? Well I won't be able to see it because it's only just gone through. Can you send a screenshot to me? It might have gone through.

Can you send a screenshot to me? I'm going to have a look. I'm going to have a look. I'll have to log on to my banking. Yeah you'll have to get that a Vaughan because it hasn't gone through. I'm going to have a look. I'll have to log on to my banking. Yeah, you'll have to get that off Vaughan because it hasn't gone through. I'm broadcasting from home and I dare and say it out loud, my children's ears would never have heard. Oh, no. It's bad enough that you can't say it at home.

Oh, it doesn't say on mine what I wrote when I gave you the. Type it to me. Just type it to me. I put it on my account. Type it to me. I want to get a gauge on how much this is going to annoy as a counter just just while you're doing this one um something that happened the other night we went out some friends and i to a byo beautiful uh and actually this was payment for the lunch we went to the byo was something else um i paid i paid on the spot and i i paid for the whole lunch and then i i asked

people to kindly transfer me the money now one of our friends i don't want to say who but he's a doctor refused to pay me the full amount for lunch he did because he's saying that the reason i paid was for credit card points which is entirely points from it got ear points from it. He's saying I'm getting ear points. So he worked out the earning rate and minused from the lunch total about $1.75 and refused to pay me the full amount. He paid me lunch minus $1.75. Now, do you want to know what the reference form's given you? Wait a minute. I want to work out how much I should have deducted from this payment because you're

getting credit card points. This is like 10 or more lunches. This is one of the biggest scams of our time. Is when people say it like to old pay. No, not people, when Fletch. Because Fletch is always saying, I'll pay and you just pay me back. I'll pay you just pay me back. Do you want to know what else I got for the lunch when I paid?

I got $150 rebate. What? What? Because there's this deal on my credit card. If you dine at these certain places, you get the money back. We all paid like $100 a hit. I know, I know.

Yeah, it's great, isn't it? And so I actually, that lunch for me was free. And some. And then I earned money. This is bullshit. Wait, so you paid for it. You got a free lunch and you earned money and food points. Yes. Wait, so you pay for it. You got a free lunch and you earn money and food points. And air points. Yes.

I'm what you call winning at life in that situation. No, this is never happening again. This is literally never happening again. You're a fucking scammer is what you are. Bullshit. Why am I a scammer? I took the admin out of everybody's life. I paid for lunch.

It was one bill per table. Well, I hope that your accountant enjoys seeing a transaction from Vaughan that is the reference, easily the worst blowjob I've ever had. And I bet it would be too, you slimy fuck. Yeah. And it cost me 700 and whatever dollars. And it was terrible. Terrible, terrible bloody thing. Wow.

A lot of teeth. So toothy, eh? Almost like a grater. Like he's trying to peel it. Let's not eliminate the teeth totally, but let's not go too toothy. Oh, you're a toothy guy. That was a joke. I'm tapping out of this conversation.

Some gentle scrappage. Tell me more.