ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th August 2023

Episode Date: August 12, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon was Egg'stremely disappointed in a purchase!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We head now to our lovely friend and social media producer Shanalette Pyjamas, a.k.a. Shannon Trump. Just yesterday announced she had 92 cents left to her name. Yeah, big day though, payday today babe.

Was that on air or did I just tell everybody that you only had 92 cents yesterday? No, that was in a podcast. Yeah, it was, wasn't it? I said I'd pay 92 cents to have Gerard stay in the company. Yeah, that's right. Which is all my money. That's so nice. That's so nice.

Yeah. But my flatmate's paid me rent, so I've got her rent money now, so I can spend it up. Wait. No. No, no, no, no, no. No. No. No.

Wait, are you spending someone else's rent money on your living? Yeah, but I get paid in like five hours. No, that is a spiral. That's a spiral. If you don't have it,

don't spend it. No, I have it in five hours. This should not be, no, no, this is not how you live. What are you spending? What are you buying between now? I bought breakfast. I mean, she's living. This is not how you live. What are you spending? What are you buying between now? I bought breakfast. I mean, she's living.

She's using money to live. What did you buy? Nothing. Go. I was hungry. I worry about these young people, Fletch. I worry about them. I know.

I know. They know nothing of nutrition. I know. Well, so you obviously got this rent money yesterday because you had a bit of an egg-tastrophe. Yes. Well, no. So I did my weekly shop at the start of the week, and I'm trying to be tight at the moment on my money.

I got in a car crash. It was a whole thing. Anyway, so I did a shop at the start of the week. This woman is, I think I'm chaos. She is chaos. I know, I know. I did a shop at the start of the week, and I was like, I am not buying exterior food,

aside flap and goat today. But I'm going to do this one shop and then I'm good. I cannot eat anything else. And then so last night, the shop was already dwindling. I'm not the best shopper. Right. And so I was like, all I can have for dinner is an omelette. Yum.

Yeah. Yum. I've got to say, a dinner omelette is. It hits. It's amazing. It's underrated. You make them slightly more. Yeah.

You just put a little bit of. I had a bit of cream in it oh far out yeah it must be nice but i opened the tray of eggs and they hadn't been opened yet and it was a 10 pack right so these aren't the eggs these aren't eggs you bought yesterday you bought them on monday okay yeah so a few days ago i bought eggs on monday as well i i cannot believe it every now and then i'll go into the supermarket and I'll just grab things. Then you look at the thing, you know, the total at the end and you're like, holy shit, how did that happen? This time I looked at the price of everything I was buying.

Eggs! Eggs are still like. $15. Yeah, they're still like a dollar an egg, eh? Yeah. And so I wanted to be good because I do kind of care about the planet. So I decided to get free range eggs. Oh, you care.

Yeah, SPCA ones as well. Especially for a woman with 96 cents in her bank account. Yeah. Can buy free range eggs to help save the planet. So can you. Yeah. You know? So then I go to make my omelette yesterday.

It's only a 10 pack of eggs. Six broken eggs. And not broken on the top. Because I check, you know, when you're in the supermarket. Oh, always check. Always got to check. All six that were broken were broken on the bottom and sealed to the tray oh my god and then you can't pull them out otherwise they just break well then i gave one a good yank and it

smashed everywhere and then the other five are just stuck in and it's like it's a whole catastrophe i only have four eggs and it cost me 15 for four, but then you don't know if they broke in transit. The supermarket will be like, you must have broke these in the car. I mean, they definitely didn't. Like, I know. Yeah. I kept them pretty safe. They were in a bag with only like noodles and stuff.

Why didn't you take, have you got the receipt? Nah. I'm not a receipt girl. You see the way I live my life. Oh, straight love it. Yeah, she's chaos. She's pure chaos. She's an agent of chaos.

So you paid $15 for four eggs. Yeah, and then I ate them all. Now what am I going to do for dinner? I'll just spend my friend's money. Oh my God. Uber Eats. God, that vending machine. Go to the vending machine.

Get yourself a bag of chips at least. Okay.