ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -13th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan was left offended after an encounter at the supermarket...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I'm at the supermarket. Classic Vaughn move. I know. Tell you what, that guy loves a supermarket. What'd you get? Some stuff.

Fuck, just some supplies. Man, mean. Just some supplies. Some markets have star fame. I should have got a basket, but I got a half trolley. Oh, shame. I know. Shame.

Shame. It's like five or six things in a... And then a half trolley, I felt like a right fucking idiot. Oh, weak bitch. That's embarrassing. That's what I think when I see people with a half trolley and eight items, I'm like, weak bitch. Because I was walking and a lady was walking the half trolley back to the trolley, I said, I'll take that off your hands. Right.

Because she was an older gal. Yep. That's rude to assume she, but I thought she might want to save the steps. Yeah. She was your age, Haley. Yeah. An older girl. So I take her trolley in and then I'm like, I've got this now.

I'll just do it. Plus, have you noticed our New World's baskets are a bit shit? No, I haven't noticed. Big weird handles, big deep basket. I'm raw dog. I'll go raw dog in the hands or a half trolley, which is the most embarrassing thing. I have a raw dog at the supermarket. I'm full of regret.

I'm not even past the dally and I'm full of regret. Are you upset at these baskets? Are they the wins with wheels as well? No. I don't like those, though. I hate those wheeling. That's shame. That's embarrassing.

The handle's not long enough to be wheeling. No, because we're all. tall you sort of got to you lean your spine no not good not good get a half trolley yeah get a half trolley in the basket right so i'm um iiling i'm i'm aiming up the self-serve because that's all i ever do at the supermarket especially with only half a dozen items i'm not going to put somebody out like you know get in line for this i'll just go through the but anyway there's a girl and she's working and she's the only checkout operator that's got no one and she's so bored she's got the um belt going and she's like

I love it, it gets wet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, doing the wet white back and forth, back and yeah, yeah. Cleaning her belt. Get the chicken juices off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want the chicken juices off the doubt in case someone raw dogs of broccoli on there. And she just looked bored. So I pulled, I went and pulled the half trolley in.

Yeah. And I said to her, she was like, hello, I said, hello, I was just going to self-serve, but you looked a little bored. Oh, that's a little rude telling someone they look bored at their job. Yeah. And she doesn't need your small talk. She said ha-ha-ha-ha, I guess I was lonely. because she's in there all by herself

because I guess the people who pack the bags jump between the there's not as many bagpackers as they're a checkout operator No, there's not at ours No Tell you what you've got a posh supermarket If you've got bag packers

Our supermarket is a bit posh It's on the posher end of things I go to Woolworths and save Woolworths and save Because I've got to do my own bag My own packing Woolwich and save Woolworths pack and save

So right Two very different supermarkets Woolwis and pack I'll call them So then Pack and Worth She said I guess I was a little bit lonely And I said

Oh, well, I don't have too many things. And then blah, blah, blah. And there was a bit of back and forth. But it wasn't like flirting or anything. It was just chatting. Because I'm not one of those people that wears headphones or earbuds. Don't eyeball me. I'm in my own world.

I've seen you do it at the supermarket. Yeah. And then someone had to like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You drop your musely bars. Yeah. So, and then she's like, ha, ha, ha. And I'm getting a lot of ha haas. And then she's like, oh, my God, you remind me of my dad.

Now, I immediately was like, fuck you, bitch. And rah! I will take my groceries elsewhere. She wasn't like a supermarket kid. She was young. Yeah. But she wasn't a kid. I remind you of your dad?

It's because you're doing this shit bloody banter about. It's the dad, yeah. It's classic dad banter. I totally agree. Like if I'd gone up to that check out, I wouldn't have said anything. I would have been like, hello. And then.

How's your day going? Pretty good. How about yourself? Yeah. And that would have been actually. Good. Not. You look important.

Fuck, that was a, I nailed that boy. You nailed that. It was really me. You remind me, but she would have only been probably, you know, six or seven years older than my actual child. Yeah, 100% of you. I got a little adult on my hands. Dude, you could have like a 23-year-old.

I could if I had a child when I was 20. If you had a child when you were younger. No one would have sex with me though. That was the problem at 20. God, he tried. God tried. He was like, somebody. Yes.

Somebody, please. Please have sex with me. That's where I was going wrong in the clubs it turned out. I just walked up to girls and I'd just walk up to girls. be like, would you please have sex with me? Yeah, that's not a line that would work. Yeah, black opes. I got a feeling.

And I'm like, excuse me, please have sex with me, please. Anybody, please. And then a girl in my leg would be like, I'd consider it, I'd be like, I think I'm better than you. What a piece of shit. Yeah, I was. She wasn't. This is a fictitious person in an entirely fictitious scenario.

Have you gotten over it yet in terms of being called for a mommy-a-dad? It doesn't seem like you have. It seems like you've been stewing on this. Feels like he's stewing. I do think about it every now and then. Yeah. Like when I was moisturising. Do you know who moisturises a lot?

My dad. Does he? Dad's a dry. But he looks at Dad's a dry. Dad's a dry dudes. Is your dad dry? Dad dries out. Yeah, Dad's dry.

Dad needs a roskin skin repair and constantly putting lotion on his hands because he's a working man and he gets the crack. Yeah, it's started born. You're drying out. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm dry. You should actually probably just go straight to the foot heel bum just for your face. In all seriousness, I don't have cracked heels.

The shoal heel balm. Oh, no. That's how dry you are. A buff with a pumice stone and then... When you're in the bath, because it softens the hard, hard, scaly skin of the father foot. That's your face. Not my what? Yeah.

I'm going to go home to pumice my face. Fuck you both. And that girl that said, I remind you. I'm dead.