ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th December 2023

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley becomes the woman she's always wanted to be...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod This year I have vowed to become the woman I've always wanted to be The kind of neighbour that gives Christmas cards And drops Christmas cards in the mailbox Don't shake your head at me, Jared

We had an apartment This is a lovely thing to do Around the neighbourhood. We had an apartment Christmas shindig in the lobby the other night. Oh, yes. I was unfortunately busy and couldn't make it. I was watching Yellowstone. Yeah, of course.

Of course you were. And I was like, and I just I said when I'd run into neighbours, they were like, are you coming to the Christmas party? And I was like, yep. And then I just got to the time and I was like, I don't want to socialise now. You literally share a wall with these people. Do you know what it was? It was lockdowns where you went, man, you've got to appreciate your neighbours.

Yeah, that's true. Because these are the only people that are sort of around you. Yeah. And at the time during the lockdowns, we had shitty neighbours. Yeah, right. And so now I've got good neighbours. I'm like, I want to connect with these people. And you know our neighbours have moved

you're going to have new neighbours new neighbours and stuff so our neighbour across the road Brendan he dropped off a Christmas card

and it was really it was like a full written cut and paste and it was lovely about just you know just how nice we are and how he loves popping over and what not

and I was like this is really nice so I was like well I've got to do one in exchange and then I was like while I'm at it, why don't I do one for the new neighbours?

It sounds like he might be trying to get in with your husband, your fiance. Really? Do you think? Is that what's happening here? I don't think he's a homeosexual. Right. Is that a gay that believes in natural therapy?

Yeah. Homeosexual. Homeosexual. Gays that use a lot of natural oils. Yeah. Gays that love amethysts. Yeah, and believe water has a memory. I think allays that love amethysts. Yeah, and believe water has a memory. I think all gays love amethysts, though.

Do they? Yeah, I'm summarizing here. Do they? I'll be like, rose quartz. Sorry, you're right there. Because it's pink. Yeah. And they're gays.

Yeah, it's pink and they're gay. Of course. So he did that, and I was like, I'll do an exchange, and then I was like, then I'll do one for the new neighbors. And I was like, you know when you get those cards at Christmas that are like, to Vaughn, wishing you a Merry Christmas from Jeanette yeah and you're like I would have rather you didn't do this so I've put a lot of effort into it how is Jeanette by the way she didn't say in her card it just said wishing you a Merry Christmas I'm actually thinking of reaching out because I

believe this it's a cry for help from Jeanette yeah it's so void of anything else. She's been a ship lost at sea. Well, I made the effort because I did sort of, I did about six neighbours that surround our house and I personalised them and I tried to put in little tidbits from their life

and I was like, this is who I want to be. Now you seem like a nosy bitch. Now you seem like you've been watching them. For the neighbours, it was like, I hope I don't wake you up in the morning with my car lights and sorry for the noise, whatnot.

Don't apologize. Give your neighbors a reason. Gabby, you look really nice in that dress. I saw you parading around the house the other day. Yeah. Your knickers smell fresh and clean when they're on the line. I took the liberty of bringing in your washing yeah

like what's your laundry powder it's incredible yeah I see you guys have a single person sauna in the garage yeah you know your undies you're quite athletic

even your gym undies don't smell how do you get a stink out of the taint would love to know lovingly yours your neighbour at number 5 yeah you're sounding

a little creepy now yeah with the other one it was like hey hey, I noticed your son's growing up. How old is he? Whoa! Has he left high school? Is he looking for any part-time work? When's that boy going off to university? Yeah.

I see he's got a scooter. Does he want to take me for a ride? And then welcome to the new neighbours. What are you guys into? Do you want to come and sniff panties and perv on a tan boy with me? We've got a shower big enough for four Yes, we certainly do Just like a merry seasons greeting

Yeah, yeah, yeah The normal standard thing for the neighbour How very festive of you It's very festive and I think it's going to go down really well Yeah, wow Okay, well if you're not here in the new year, we know why