ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -13th December, 2025

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has issues... with his dryer??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Oh, now on, let me check my pockets. I think I've got a visual. I do. I've got a visual aid. Okay. Just for a second when you pulled out your pocket there, I thought, are you wearing white jeans?

But it was the inside of your pocket coming out. But your blue jeans have gone very white. They're very light. I like a light blue jean. I don't like, what was... Would you wear a white jean? A cream jean? Well, they wear a cream jean?

Would you wear a cream jean? I don't think friends let. I don't think I wear a cream jean. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I've got a cream, I've got a cream pair of white dress shorts that I'll tame with like a... You've got a cream suit. I do have a cream suit. I can imagine you.

Do you know good users? Wouldn't fit it. You're great. I'm 15 to KG's lighter than I was on cream suit day. You have a baggy cream suit. Do you think a baggy cream suit? I'm just imagining. Hang on.

Let's just wait this out. I'm going to Jurassic Park. I'm the old boy telling everybody here when he's down. I'm feeling like your brown R.M. Williams, some cream jeans, brown bout, little, like, linen, sort of earthy shirt. I'm seeing it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, but you know he loves his condiments and sauces and meat.

He's a saucy boy. And he kind of wipes his hands on his pants all the time. These jeans need to be washed once a week. They're light. They don't hide any. That's why they're so light. Yeah. Well, out of the pocket of said light jeans, I pull up a small plastic knob.

Now, what does that look like to you? It looks like the end of a big pencil. It does. One of those novelty big pencils that your mum and dad to bring back from the Gold Coast you're movie world

Yeah And you'd be like Wow I've done it again And you've ripped And you've ripped off the lead At the end Yeah so that's what it looks like The nib of a giant pencil

This is plastic This is plastic This is a crucial part of my dryer This sits on the door And when you close the door It pushes in on a button And lets the dryer know That its own doors shut

Oh like a little Yeah yeah yeah A little poker Yeah now if you're familiar Like that makes any sense You're probably also thinking Vaughn if it's in your hand You're dry

and never knows that it's doors shut. Correct, correct, dear listener. This is like the fridge. Do you ever, when you're loading your fridge, you're leaving it open, and it starts fucking beeping at you? Oh my God, you're like, give me a fucking break. I'm trying to clean or do you want to be clean, or do you want to be clean or do you want to be clean or do you?

I'm trying to clean out the vegetable fucking tray here, dude. Beep, beep, and so you just press a little button, and it stops. It thinks the door shut. And it gives you another 30 seconds or whatever. Here's the problem. My fridge is so dumb. My fridge is like a shit.

You need to push something into this. one from the door side. The dryer. So what's he going to do? Get his thing. By the way, this was, this was MIA. This wasn't like, I opened the dryer and this was sitting on the ground. I found this days later in Dogford. When I slammed the, when I slammed the dry door shut, as I am what to do, it must have caught and broke and pinged and landed in the big bucket of dog food. Okay. Why are you slamming your dryer door? I think it was like one of those things where you pull everything out and you kick it with your foot.

Well, you've done that yourself, haven't you? So, anyway, my solution to this is to call Samsung and get them to come and fix it. Why would I do that? Because that's the right thing to do for the longevity of the machine. I'm a busy man. And for the safety of your house and, you know, you don't want the dryer not knowing that its doors not shut. Yeah, exactly. I'll have glue gunned it.

Fuck sake. You hot glue gunned it. I found a little, a little, I cut off a little hard bit of hot glue gun and I pushed that and then with the hot glue gun, a hot glue gun, it shut. So now, even if the door's open, it thinks the door's shut. Now, I'll ask you. Does it still lock, though? Yeah.

Oh, so it's still locks shut. It locks and clicks shut. Right. But if the door was to come open mid-load, it would keep going. Have you ever run a dryer with the door open and put your hand in like this? No. No, why would you do that? Pretty fun.

Why would you do that? Pretty fun. It's not going to get as hot. No, no, I know. You still run it with the door shut, but I was just like, it thinks it. You're just willy-nilly open-dooring your washing loads now, but no. Yeah, no, no, no. Obviously, that's how dry is.

Is it warm? Was it warm? It would be warm. Was it warm when you put your hand in? Yeah, it was lovely. Nice. I'd be concerned if you were doing this with the microwave and leaving that open. Oh, yeah, because of that's a trick that into your shop.

Whoop, we've got a half a cooked hand. Could you put your cat in there? In the dryer? Because it's open, it's not as hot. And it'll be like soft and, like, kind of running around a nice tract. My dryer's got one of those shoe racks as well. Do you have one of those? Yeah, but you take a.

it out. The cat should sit on the shoe rack. And it would be like a cat MRI. Yeah. But he's like, oh, this is nice. It's warm in here. And I'm like, dry off. Yeah.

I'm not going to put it in that. But I'll leave it on and if he hops in, then that's all. I know. You hear horror stories of people that when they get, I know, don't even say it. You hear the stories. It's horrible. Oh, I don't want to know the stories. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's it. That's your, you've, you've fixed it. Fixed it. Fixed it. Fixed it.