ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th July 2023

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley catch up with everyone's favourite Somatic Sexologist, Morgan Penn!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. A special guest on this Little Bit of Pod, sexologist Morgan Penn joins us. Hello. Hello. The show will be back July 17, but we thought while we're away, we would talk to Morgan

and also maybe a little plug if you've missed it. You've been living under a rock. You've been living under a rock, but now you get to binge the whole thing. Yeah, sex.life the podcast with yourself and Morgan Penn. Yeah, so basically I give a lot of sex advice to Morgan

and she goes home each week and tries it. I think you've got that run the wrong way. Do I? I don't know, you are and she goes home each week and tries it. And she enacts it. Yeah. I think you've got that run the wrong way. Do I? I don't know. You are a sexpert. I am a bit of a sexpert.

She'll be coming through on the podcast. Oh. The company will be lining season two of that up, won't they? Maybe. Wow. We're not giving anything away. So, for those that missed it, you talk about your time at a rural New Zealand underground sex school slash cult.

I call it a sex school for safety reasons. Yeah, legal reasons. So we don't get sued. But yeah, I went there because I'd heard some pretty wild things were going on. And I thought, oh, well, I can go and check that out. Put my body on the line and see if I can get some sexual pleasure and expansion. And by God god did I what yeah

it's been, how have you found it listening to two of your friends talk about it's been enlightening yes it's been interesting it's great though what about those messages from the dentist that you sent me oh well I was in the dentist in the waiting room listening

in headphones. Yeah, yeah. But, yes, one of the episodes, I was in the waiting room when something was described and I choked. And then someone was like, are you all right?

And I was choking on my saliva. I was like, yeah. And you know when you cough and then you aggravate your throat and then you can't stop and then everyone thinks you're dying. Yeah. But no, I survived.

Is that when my bum was being nibbled on? Correct. It was a bit of a must-shaping. That's the best way to describe it. That wasn't quite as PG as that description there, but yes. A wild ride, the podcast, and you did a big Q&A, but what have, because I've been out with you on social occasions, both of you,

while the podcast has been on. A couple of party girls. A lot of questions. What are the big questions you've been getting outside when you've been meeting people? I would say the number one question we got was everyone wanting to know if her and Long Shlong were still in contact. Yes. And didn't someone ask you how big, they were like, how big? Everybody is obsessed with how big.

How big and do we have pictures of it and of him? And then the second most common question was, what did everyone do about STDs, STIs? Oh, yeah. Because everybody, I mean, in the way it's talked about and the way that I did experience, it's a lot of free loving. Free love. Of the body.

Yeah. But, you know there were there it was kind of a prerequisite to go and have sti checks but it wasn't enforced no one was checking your um your vax certificate no one was having a good up close look for any bumps or lumps yeah but anyway you can go and listen to our q a it's at the end it's the final episode yeah of sex.life you also had a lot of feedback about uh embracing the the inner slut oh yeah that was a good one yeah and i guess for me like what vaughn was i just a fletch you could have led that one sure yeah as a man oh my god he's slut shaming me

resident slut. Oh my god. Don't slut-braiding me. I'm slut-braiding you. Thank you for slut-braiding me. I'm slut-braiding you. He's jealous. Oh my god, did we just make up a new word? Slut-braiding. Slut-braiding. Yeah. Slut-braid good times, come on. Yeah. My face. I'm embracing it. Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. So many people messaged me asking to see Pictures of me with my tits out And my suit that I wore on stage Yes, yes, we described it like Like a hot t-shirt You know, but I only had like lame photos of it And I was like, here's the thing

But it's a very short skirt You guys will see the suit that I brought out my slut in Very soon when you come and see my show Oh, you're going to wear it again? Yeah, I am Yes, I'll take photos. Also, the funny thing is... I'm inviting my parents to this.

Yeah, they're going to see so much tannin ass. But I... I have been staying in bed for years. You don't want to leave it too late. She needs to enter her slut era. I think we can get the slut era going.

Yeah. I am actually really worried about inviting my parents to dinner with all of us after the show. I don't think that... I think it'll be alright. It'll be alright. Put her next to me, you know. She'll be alright. Not Zach. Yeah. Oh god

is that going? I didn't know that. Oh Jesus, yeah keep her away from Zach. For those that haven't listened to the to the slut episode what are some quick easy tips to drop into your inner slut? So it's more of a state of mind, you know. It's slut abrasion.

It is a slut abrasion. It's not about how you look or the clothes that you put on, but those tools can definitely help. Like my short skirt. Like your short skirt, like your push-up bra. But it's more like, you know, we have slut-shamed women for so long. It's almost like that's one of the worst things you could ever be. It's almost like that's one of the worst things you could ever be. It's a slut.

And so actually to give yourself permission to just go into that essence of being a slut, it's actually a very powerful energy. And it feels good and naughty. And so I reckon for women it's like being in the hips and letting the hips lead. And for men I reckon, you know, they're starting to really get into a space of like, we don't disrespect women. And so it's about just taking this energy of like claiming and taking, but in a very healthy way.

You just play with the energy. You're not actually out there doing it. You can be. What? Out there doing it. Doing it. Yeah, then get out there and do it if you want. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

But it just makes your life a bit more juicy because you're just feeling like all a slut means is that you like a lot of something. You know, like you were saying on the podcast, you're a slut for a lot of things. I'm a slut for a lot of things. I'm a slut for a sandwich. I'm an egg slut.

You're like your custard squeeze. I'm a cheese slut. You're a custard squeeze slut. It's like slutney,, like glut-ney. Yeah. Oh, my God, you're so funny. We're coining some terms. Yeah, well, fucking hands off.

I am, and this is my slut era. So, wow. I'm embracing the power of coming up with terms. Yeah. Basically puns for the word slut. Fantastic. Yeah, we love it. You feel powerful.

It's like a real reclamation for you, isn't it? It is, it is. I feel good. I feel great. I'm excited for Sade. You feel powerful. It's like a real reclamation for you, isn't it? It is, it is. I feel good. I feel great. I'm excited for Sade. Yes, same. Did Sade listen to the potty? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Was she doing her home play? I walked into the kitchen the other day. I walked into the kitchen. She was listening. The kids weren't home. On the floor. She was on the floor just squawking. She was like, no.

And I walked in. She was cleaning the kitchen. She was listening on the Amazon thing. And she didn't hear me come in. And I walked in and she got such a fright. And it was literally just before the moment where you say, I got flipped over and my ass got eaten, which caused me to choke at the dentist. But she heard me.

I wish I could have just remained silent in the hallway to sneak, just to hear her reaction to that. Right. Because that was the most visceral reaction I had to the whole podcast, I think. Wow. Just, he just, because it's just like, da, da, da, da, da, and then he flipped me over and ate my ass. I was like.

Old vanilla smithy, eh? Yeah, I know. What, you never had your ass eaten in public before? Fucking bruise? Well, I told you, will our panel of deliberators sit? Yes excellent Well done I can't say I have

Well if you missed the podcast Sex.life Wherever you podcast iHeartRadio Spotify Wherever Listen to the whole thing A fantastic season

A fantastic season God it's good Morgan Penn thank you so much for coming in My pleasure If people would like to follow you on Instagram Morgan the sexologist season a fantastic season god it's good morgan penn thank you so much for coming in my pleasure if people would like to follow you on instagram morgan the sexologist and if they'd like to follow you on the streets please don't look for my ass