ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th June 2026

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch is flexing his wealth (and bad health)!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Guys, yesterday, and I sent you guys a photo, I had the most amazing, beautiful, unlike anything I've experienced in my life, seven to eight minutes of silence that I've ever experienced in my life. And it was like, unreal. It was almost orgasmic. I don't do that.

silence, this may shock you, well. No, that's when the voices in the head get louder. Yeah. Remember that thing you said to your mum when you were 14? Yeah. That was crazy. She's never forgot that. That was a deep emotion. And then you keep remembering. Yeah, yeah. So yesterday, I got some air moulds for

some sleeping air plugs. Did you like this? It was fucking weird. It was on. Because I've had it done before for an in-ear piece, but it was only one ear, and I was like, get it out? So what they do, they are clean out the ear, they look in your ear, and then she was on, oh, I've just got to clean out

your ear canal. And I was like, do it, bitch. Get in their deep. And suck it out with your fucking mouth. Tickle the air drum, punch it, punch it, punch it, punch it. And she got it out. Tong punch my ear drum. And she got it out.

And it was like this hard. It was. Oh, yes. But it was satisfying. I was like, I'd be about it. I was like, how was that in my ear? That's odd. I know.

Because we, as a show, we're bad. bloody poke our thingies in. I don't. I don't poke anything in my... Do you not? Oh my God. When I used to swim a lot, it would naturally clear your eardrums out.

But I haven't swam for a while. So she gets it out and then she puts a plug in right against the bone and it's like makes you want to cough. It's quite disgusting. Yes, yes. And then she injects a putty into each air canal and you're just like plugged up

and you cannot hear anything. He's doing well for himself. He's doing well for himself. Oh, I think this is a good treat he deserves. Yeah. You know what I'm doing it. But a bit of a dough behind this guy. No, but the thing is, custom made, injectable.

I live in the city. I was going to say, have you stayed at his house? It's loud. It's loud. Paralletically drunk. So I've slept like a day. That's my air plug of choice. Half a bottle of vodka.

Every night I'll just, you know, I'm used silicon, roll up air plugs. I'll plug them in. And after a while, they fall out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to try them. I just go for you. You travel a lot. You live in town.

Great for travelling. Good for concerts. Yeah. Yeah. And so, yeah, pick them up in a couple of weeks. But it was insane. The silence. Do you have tinnitus?

No. No, that's good. Because that's the thing. Like my mum. I'm more of a pickleball guy. My mum and brother both have tinnitus. Silence is a no-go for them. You've got to have a bit of at-mast to drown out the ring.

But yeah, definitely, like, silence. I couldn't stand it. You know when you get those chants. chambers they have. They're like, so we went in one. You go and say you can hear a heartbeat. We went to Massey,

the Massey University sleep study place in Wellington, and we went into the quietest place in the country. And it was this fucking icky. I'm so quiet, you can hear the blood pumping through your eardrums, which apparently you're going to achieve, like, ultra silence to do. Did you talk while you're in there?

Did it feel weird? Cried. Pride had an argument with myself. Apparently I was only in there for five minutes. It felt like an eternity. Yeah, I nearly died in there.