ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Tell me if you guys find this odd Okay I'm going to premise this by saying I used to be a member of the itty bitty

titty committee i've always had b's max a c what what are my titties itty bitty bitty like but if i had a wash would i be an a no you'd be a double a thank you you'd be a triple a battery you'd be verging on triple a but now i've got whopper honkers. Whopper honkers. Right. Now, my mother, Patsy, has always had whopper honkers. Even when she was like

Les Mills pumping? Even when she was Les Mills pumping, she's always had... those that have gotten away, wouldn't they? She's always had whopper honkers

and a great set of pins. She's got it all. I got neither of them. I got chunky thighs and itty bitty titties But now I've got Whopper knockers I won't have you

Put yourself down I'm not putting myself down You've got great knockers And great pins Thank you very much More muscular in the pin though She's got the leggy look I don't think she can

Lift as much as you do Fuck no She can Leg press Squat as much as you do No no no no No In fact

She warns me against it Yeah Dicky knees Later in life Yeah But I was like Babes the quads Where do you get your

Powerful thighs I think it's from having PCOS And I've got a lot of testosterone Oh right Okay so it's not like Your dad's side Nah Our dad's chunkier

Was Was chunkier But now he's becoming An old man Because you got your mum's breasts, didn't you? I did, yes. Yeah. She said, here, have these.

I said, no, thank you. No, thanks. So the reason I'm talking about my mum's knockers and my knockers is, and I wonder if you find this odd, my mum was wearing a particular neckline dress and her bra straps were kind of hanging out of it. Now, for a woman like me, I'd be like, I don't care. But Patsy, it's abhorrent.

She was like, it's ruining the dress. It's ruining the whole neckline. Then she had this stupid frickin' hook thing that she'd bought where you can hook it at the back and it brings the straps in at the back. And it was pinging around and it was flimsy-limsy. So I said to her, oh my God, Patsy, I've got Whopper Knockers now. I said, why don't you borrow one of my bras? And this is a sign that I've made it into Whopper Knoxville.

I gave my mum one of my bras, one of my coveted bras, you know, that I've spoken about before. The comfort bras. She put it on. It fits like a glove. I've got my mummy's tits now. You have finally. Oh, yeah.

Don't say that. You've evolved to the final form. That I've got my mummy's tits now. You have finally evolved to the final form. That I've got my mummy's tits now. It's weird if you're sharing your undergarments with your mum. Yeah, I was like, do you find this odd that I lent her a bra? You've got to let that bra go now. I gave it to her. Yeah, there's no taking that back.

Well, because she was like, my God, the comfort. She's an underwire woman and you know I don't partake. She's stepped into a new realm of comfort. She was like, still so much support. And then in the end she was like, I'd love to get a skin-coloured one because I gave her a black one. I said, well, I've got one. So she walked away from my house with two new brassieres.

Well, not new. One of them's got a tear in it and covered in paint. New to her. But new to her and her knockers. Yeah. Right. I just think, you know, why not? She always borrows my clothes.

Probably the most confused Person in this scenario Would be your father Yeah Yeah Who's ogling His wife's breasts In garments Previously owned by a daughter

Well he does ogle I mean he's been with You know A Dargaville 10 For 35 years Yes I'd actually put her Higher than that

On a Dargaville rating Oh she's a Dargaville 20 15 Yeah 15 to 20 Pins like that And her whopper knock Oh, she's a Dargaville 20. A 15. Yeah. 15 to 20. Pins like that and her whopper knockers meant she was a knockout. Oh, going at the same person after all that time, it's incredible, isn't it? Yeah, love.

Love. What they have is a true love. It's bizarre. See, mate, we were at a bar the other day and a song they like started playing and my dad started dancing with my mum just in the middle of it. That's nice. Oh, that's cute. It's love.

It's like it could have longevity Right. With the same person Interesting. Well they've been together for a very long time. I can't compute. It's like an unconditional love. Which is like same person What? For longer than a week. It's unbelievable. You didn't dip out

they've never reset the clock. Yeah wow Okay. Amazing. I don't know Boggles the mind