ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th May 2023

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch reveals his "very busy" weekend plans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, this weekend, on my to-do list, because, you know, I'm very busy. I have a big to-do list.

Oh my God, how you even manage your life, I don't know. I know, I'm very busy. I decided, over the weekend, I will, out of my storage locker and my apartment building, I'm going to get out the winter duvet, the doona for Australian listeners. The dovet's out. I'm going to get the dovet out. Wow.

And it's, because, you know, it's getting a lot colder at night. And we're here. We're here now. The temperature's not, it's not going back up to the balmy 18 degrees of last week. Thank God, actually. Overnight, yeah. It was feeling wrong. And we got our fireplace reinstalled, and I came home last night, and we're sleeping

in the lounge, and Aaron had lit the fire. And I literally fell into bed to a crackling fire and drifted off to sleep. See, that's my dream. I wish I had a fireplace. I don't give a fuck about the environment. Neither. Fuck you. I will burn those forests for my pleasure in winter.

Yeah. I want a fireplace. There is nothing quite like that heat. It's so nice. It's so different. Yeah, so nice. I don't want the environment to be fucked, by the way. That was a joke.

I know, but I also don't want to have to be the one to fix it. It's so hard. It's so hard. I recycle. So I've decided I'm going to get the winter duvet out. But in last spring, when I packed it away and just went for the coverlet, which I love, my duvet had a tear in it. Like it was old.

So I was like, well, you know what? I'll chuck out the duvet because it's got a tear in it and it's done. Yeah. And I'll buy a new duvet. Yes. And now I in it and it's done. Yeah. And I'll buy a new duvet. Yes. And now I'm like, oh, shit. You didn't do it. I haven't got a new duvet.

And it's real hard to find a duvet that you like. It really is. It's so hard. I just want a plain one. There's loads online, but I don't like doing that because the last time I did an online duvet for the spare room, it came and I'm like, it's a bit shiny. I don't like it. Yes. So are you talking about the cover? The cover. So I've got a great inner. Oh okay.

Feathers and stuff down. It's warm as anything. So this is for your room. Now your room is a cool white. It's cool white. You've got cool black white greys. My last one was a grey and it was nice. But then you go into a place and there's like a duvet

and it's got a fucking jungle on it. Don't get a fucking jungle. Or like a flower shop. What about a Spiderman fleece blanket over top? Well I was thinking I would go, because you know how much I love Ford I was thinking I might just go for a big Ford logo. I would like to share

with the podcast family I once slept with someone and they went home and they, this is many, many years ago, they had a bloody Spider-Man fleece. You know, like mink Spider-Man blanket on their head. Was it ironic? I don't know. I went ahead

with it. How old was he? 20, 21. Too old for a Spider-Man fleece. Far too old. Far too old. Good Lord. What about just a nice linen? Because we were angling for a little bit of a discount, a friend of ours.

But do you know the linen, the problem with linen is, because I get a lot of sun in my apartment, they fade. They do fade. They fade like all buggery. See, I like that kind of a bit textured sort of morning look. Yeah, maybe a linen.

A linen would be nice. A linen or like a bamboo cotton. But do you want plain or like just a stripe? I think I want a plain. Yeah, no, I don't. No. Okay, Jared. No, the waffle.

This is fucked. Get fucked, Jared. You can't. Jared. Jared, producer Jared just messaged us saying, would you build a waffle? What about a waffle? No.

No. Do you have a cat? No. Oh, okay. Waffles and cats. One cat jumps up and he's like, and his claw pulls out a thing and then the waffles fuck. And then all the little waffle holes create little pockets for dust and feet and slime. No, Jared.

No, you don't do waffle. Oh, sweetie. I'm sorry, I didn't know. I thought they were nice. Grow the fuck up, Jared. We have a waffle with a kitten and it's great. No! Shannon! No, Shannon! Get on the right team!

We don't do waffle anymore. We don't waffle. We've all got a waffle duvet and regretted it. We've all regretted getting a waffle. There's been a shift in social structure. The boomers don't like the waffles, but the youth... Oh my God, did he just call us boomers? Yeah, I called you a boomer.

Wow. I think it's part of your anti-waffle. I am like four or five years older than you, you little shit. And you sit on the duvet and your dome of your jeans catches a waffle and then it's fucked. Or if you sit on your duvet with beer legs and you've got a waffle print on the back of your thighs. Yeah, nobody wants that.

You're pinned against your waffle and then you look like a bloody... No to the waffle! No to waffle! That's the sign of a good time. No! Oh my God. God, where have you been? I go, absolutely waffled.