ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th November 2023

Episode Date: November 12, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has an Anniversary to celebrate!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well he's just realised he's done absolutely nothing for today. You. No, I got a new phone. No, but you would have done that anyway.

No, I wouldn't have. Was that a gif, was it? Yeah, that was Shoddy's got a new phone for our anniversary. Today is your. How lucky is she? 13th wedding anniversary. Which is your lace anniversary. Get her lacy panties.

Lace. No, she doesn't like lacy. Get her some lacy panties. She doesn't like lacy panties. You know, they're terrible for the vaginal health. I. What about some lacy curtains? As a younger man, bought her a lovely set.

A matching set from Briles and Things. Oh, you're a brave boy. A sexy, sexy set. Well, that's all for you, isn isn't it never saw her wear it once yeah never wore it yeah not once

what are you doing excuse me I'm eating stop eating this is the casual podcast this doesn't have to measure up to strict broadcasting welcome to

the casual podcast people don't want to hear you eating during a little bit of pod especially not porridge and banana what a wet meal see well you're not getting her it's. Well, you're not getting her. It's too dry, actually. You're not getting her anything.

I got her a fucking phone. What do you want from me? You didn't give her. You would have got her a phone anyway. And you gave it to her last week. And you didn't give it to her today. I gave it to her on Friday. Did you say happy anniversary?

I said, yeah, I got you a little something for our anniversary. Did you say it was because of tax reasons? She knows that. God, romance, eh? It's alive and well. It's alive and well, yeah. Now you need to go to something lacy. What about a lacy cami?

She won't wear it. Okay. I'm telling you, she likes raggedy-ass old t-shirts and gruddy undies to wear to bed. I mean, she'll be stoked. I'm telling everybody this. So does every woman. So does every single woman. I didn't know that.

I thought, years and years and years ago, when I bought her a lovely matching pair of sexy undies. From Peter Alexander? No, from Bras and Things. I thought all women liked lingerie. What a fool. What a misguided young man. It can make you feel nice. It can make you feel sexy, but practicality,

you're not ever going to wear it. You'll wear it to feel sexy oh god do you own any sexy underpants Fletch any sexy knickers no I've just got

my normal knickers yeah nothing special like nothing like for a special occasion no neither I'm upset

do you have any or have you ever I do but I don't wear them yeah I've got some nice undies like I've got

different tiers of underwear like gym undies yeah or my gym undies. Like I've got different tiers of underwear, like gym undies. Yeah. Or my gym undies are the pits. Holy. Holy thin G-bangers. You wear your jockstrap to the gym, I believe. No, I don't own one of those.

No, that thing's worn through. Worn thin. No, that's how they come. Oh, is it? That's how they come. The whole ass panel. Yeah, there's no ass panel. Full stop.

Oh, bizarre. No, I don't own. Sadly don't own those. It's an interesting situation. No, I like the big thick. Oh is it? That's how they go The whole back's missing though Yeah there's no ass panel Full stop Oh bizarre No I don't own Sadly don't own those It's an interesting situation No I like a big thick Remember that's the big thick strap Yeah yeah yeah Support

Wire free A nana knicker Nana knicker That's how high my undies are Jesus Christ I'd be all about comfort too But I do honestly think I'd probably have a pair of sexy undies

Really? Yeah everyone has them But they just sit in the drawer They don't get worn. What are you going to do? Oh, I can't even be bothered with that. Now, we have received a postcard. Should we mention this?

Yes, we shall. Oh, yeah, we should. In the handwriting. This is lovely. We've received a postcard from the UQ. The U-U-K. The U-U-U-K. Ireland.

Yeah, Northern Ireland. Well, no, that is the UQ, isn't it? It's the Republic of Ireland that aren't the UQ. No. That are EU. It's Ireland, UK. Yeah, yeah.

Northern Ireland is. Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is. Guy. England. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales. I didn't want to start some kind of war or something.

We don't want to offend the Irish. I've had enough of that. Or the airline. Hello, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. You may recognise my handwriting from last year when I sent you all a Christmas card. Because we commented on it last year. And we did comment. It's beautiful handwriting.

I know you wanted e-cards for the Christmas cocktail specials, but I thought I'd take the opportunity to write a physical postcard. Oh, shit. We've already ordered them. And you have missed the special, but that's probably a good thing to not be associated with that. Damning. That damning podcast.

You won't want anything to do with it. I hate the fucking shalami. I hate the fucking shalami, Michael. Do you have any mocktail recipes that you could recommend without alcohol and without fizzy drinks? Wrong crowd.

Just any alcoholic cocktail but just minus the booze. You can get good gin like alcohol free gins that sort of taste botanically. Yeah, there's a lot of those. They're really good. Victoria says, I don't drink things like soda. So a nice mix of syrups and fruit juice, perhaps. Pina Colada.

Pineapple juice. A non-alcoholic. Coconut milk. Blend it up. Some ice. Like that time at the airport, we were trying to get them to give us a pina colada, but add alcohol, and it was a real... And then they just gave us a mojito and said,

here's your alcoholic pina colada. And we said, you are mistaken, ma'am. But the pina colada by itself is not default, not alcoholic. It is alcoholic. No, they were making it... They were mocktails. It was a mocktail option. And there was no booze in it.

White rum is a pina colada, right? Yeah, but the flavour is coconut and pineapple. So just take the rum out, add a bit of ice. A cherry on top. Cherry on top. Maraschino cherry on top. Delicious. No, they use glase cherry for those.

Right. Do you think Victoria, I remember looking up a house in Northern Ireland. Yes. Do you remember that? We looked it up on the map. Yeah. And it was very like typically Irish looking. I was just trying to remember that. I think it was that. Lovely. Thank you remember that? We looked it up on the map. Yeah. And it was very like typically Irish looking. I was just trying to remember

that I think it was the lovely. Thank you so much for your postcard. It's very much appreciated. I'm taking the effort to handwrite with you. Beautiful handwriting.

Yeah. I'm off to buy some sexy lacy panties now. For myself. Oh yeah, that's nice. You're the lacy girl. She might plot to us. She might really love this.

And you're going to find yourself wearing lacy panties under your shorts every day. You've got to make sure wearing lacy panties under your shorts every day. You've got to make sure the lacy holes aren't too big, otherwise you'll get something popping through. You know when old ladies would pull on stockings, the hair would make their way through the stocking.

Well, I have a lacy situation with a third of my pubes popping through. And also, you don't want that situation where it looks like a fishing trawl has kind of pulled up a big net of fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's some gurnard poking through.

Poking through. Tail hair. Some seaweed. I think there's dolphin. I reckon give yourself a trim because you are Joe. But then if it is really short on the lace, it's going to be way more like Valkyrie. Oh, it's going to irritate. There'll be irritation.

Well, I guess it's not easy being sexy. It's really not. You're telling me. You're telling me. I'll do it.