ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th September 2024

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch is dealing with sudsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I had a sud issue yesterday Have you ever had the laundry, the washing machine say suds? No A sud prob?

Too many suds Too many suds Yes we have And you know I'm a pod, you know I'm a pod person Uh oh, what was the suds? Why'd it get so bubbly? Because we had the kids And this was

We went through this big mystery We're like How the fuck Does this keep happening? Podcast right? Oh please watch Yeah podcast We're doing this during the show

So I am Switching modes And they're two very different modes Yeah sometimes When we record during the show We each just pause Don't we When we're sweating

When I say Have we just Sworn alive on air? How the fuck is this happening? We were washing these towels and it was over and over again. I was taking them outside, I squirted them with the highs and we're like washing them. It's suds issue, suds issue. Yeah.

Finally, the kids admitted they spilt like the body wash bottle on the bath mat. And it went glug, glug, glug. And they were like, oh no. So they rubbed it all in. And then put it in the... And then next time we washed it, it just would not stop sudsing. See, this is exactly what happened to me. I didn't even think of it.

It's because I had one of those massive five-litre, like, Gilmore's spray and wipe... Of course he did. ...things. Oh, fucking course he did. A one-man in a two-bedroom apartment has five litres of spray and wipe. Of course he does. And I fill up my bottles. It's got its economy-mickable. It is he does. I fill up my bottles. It's got its economicable.

It is economicable. Anyway, so it fell off and then the whole bottle smashed. The whole plastic, like, carry container cracked down the bottom and it just started piercing out. Yeah, and right. Like, spray and wipe

or whatever the hell they call it that's not spray and wipe. And so I just put some old towels on it and I soaked it up. Didn't even think about it. You've done the exact same thing. Literally put it in the washing machine, and, like, it was a wall of... I opened up the thing, because it wouldn't drain the suds,

and they just, like, spilled out like a snake of suds. Oh, no, you're going to have to mop that. That's fun, though. It was kind of fun. You like it's tiled in there. It's kind of like snow. And then I just kind of scooped it up with the towels and chucked it in the shower. Oh, my gosh. And then I had to literally,ed it up with the towels and chucked it in the shower. Oh my gosh.

And then I had to literally, yeah, I had to hose the towels under the shower and wring them out. Like 20 times each. It was wet. It was insane.

What a shame. The next four times we washed it, it did it again. Yeah. And so I like soaked them in the shower and then,

yeah, and then spun them and then re-washed them. It was an absolute nightmare. It feels like a rigmarole. A rigmarole. So next time use paper towels and chuck them out. If you've got that much, how many paper towels will you use in a roll?

You're using at least a roll. Or soak the towel first in like a tub or a bucket or in the shower. Or just leave it and let it dry. Just leave it dry and put the fan on and just leave the butter. Leave it smashed in your house and also smashed on the tiles. I would have used some sort of squeegee type implement. Like a mop. Yeah, to direct it down the blood hole.

But it was kind of starting to run everywhere, so I was like, quick, get a towel on it. Yeah, right. I love a frantic mop. Or like when you put the towel down as a barrier and then immediately it's like a float. Quick mop. That's your sandbags.

Get it, squeeze it. God damn it. Squeeze it. Someone bring me towels. Yeah, that was me. Get it. Squeeze it. God damn it. Squeeze it. Someone bring me towels. Yeah, that was me. I was like, quick towels, towels. Use the nice Sheridans too

and oh, I wasn't happy about that. We've only got nice towels. No, I've got some. You couldn't find a beach? No, I've got secondary towels. Who are you yelling at saying towels, towels?

Myself. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. That's sad, man. We've got to get this guy a lover, a flatmate. Someone. No, I don't need no.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, no. You know what I'm this guy a lover, a flatmate. Someone. No, I don't need no. Babe, get the team. Oh, that's right. Yeah, no. You know what I'm happy? I'll do it myself. No, you're sad and lonely. No, you're right. It's time we admit it.

Do it yourself. Because when, like, at my place, if I'm like, towels, and the kids are wearing towels, I'm like, wrong towels. Yes, dumb. Send them back. Or a shadow brings it. I'll be like, more towels. Yeah, bring in one hand towel.

I'm fucking trying to help yeah you're not doing a great job don't speak to me like that and then it's all yeah actually dealing with this by yourself would actually be fine

inevitably you do end up dealing with it by yourself when you end up swearing at someone and the emerald storm's off nah fuck him let him deal with it himself