ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th April 2024

Episode Date: April 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's in hot water with the Gaggle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and an embarrassing moment for you in the group chat, Hayley. It's not! It's not embarrassing! I... look, I like to pick and choose when I ingest my content. Okay. You know? But you don't ever catch up on all the messages that have been sent? I'll say it. Some groups are too chatty for that.

Some groups. Wow. Some groups go so far. I can't. I can't get back. I get a little bit worried about everybody when the group chat goes quiet for a day and a bit. Yeah, like everybody. I get a bit like, oh, there someone shitty with someone else in the

script oh the gaggle yeah has someone done something no the gaggle's not the gaggle's not like that i know but i'm like oh has something happened and like in the sub gaggles or the yellow the yellow jacket gaggles or like this is the other thing i've learned the gaggle's got all these sub gaggles i feel like yeah kind of kind of straight man be everywhere and i know apparently he can't be but like my other group of mates that i talk to every day, if it's quiet for 12 hours, I'm like, I better say something. Yeah, right. Just to say something. Just to let the lads know I'm thinking about them.

You don't need to chat every day, but if something exciting happens, you put something in the chat. So you have famously before said you've muted quite a few group chats. Yeah, all of them. Have you muted our work one? No, because we chat during the show, things that need to pop up. Okay. But I will say, it's too fucking chatty. It is.

I thought we were friends. We are friends. Between the hours of six and nine. Or we're too chatty. We're friends. All. Everything're too chatty. We're friends. All. Everything's too chatty for you. Aaron's family chat, too chatty.

Oh, I wouldn't be in a family chat. This work chat, too chatty. The gaggle, too chatty. I love yours, but it's too chatty for me. Courtesy family, too chatty. I'll just come in and scroll back and catch up when I'm ready. You don't have to be seeing every message. If I've got a big afternoon of chores to be done.

No, I silenced that. And then you open it up and it's like, while you were away. No, but that's what I've done. Silenced it. 8,500 messages on Messenger. Yeah. Well, you posted something in the gaggle chat and you were like, guys, check this out. Do you know why?

It was because I was having an unlikely scroll on Facebook. Now, Facebook is so behind. And it popped up on my feed. And I was like, ha, ha, ha. And it was because in our group chat is mortal enemy Matthew McClain. Yeah. And his husband, Ryan t's yeah and there was an article about a house that ryan was selling he's a real estate agent and it described him as radio star's husband and it made me laugh yeah because he has a name radio star's agent husband agent husband

and i was like radio star and then it made it sound like it was their house they were selling when I read that headline. I was like, who in radio earns enough money? Apart from my Hoskins and this house isn't to his taste. Who in radio earns enough money to own that house? That's why I clicked it because the house was like, whoa. I was ready to pop off. So then I shared it to the group saying, ha ha at Ryan. Yeah.

And everyone was like, oh hon. Apparently, days before days before we'd already had this riff yeah we have we've already done it so everyone was like this is giving big muted energy and i said yes she's muted the group all you do is talk and then all we do is hang out and then when we're not hanging out we talk yeah it's called being friends i know but i just like to pick and choose when i ingest the content and if it's gone too much which it often has for the gaggle i won't catch up yeah you know it's too far it's crucial stuff though i'm reading it every day it's like the gay z you know i'm trying to keep up with all of the gay news because it's a gay as a non- a non-gay. Yep. As an un-gay. What are we calling me?

A non-gay. Not anti. I'm very pro. Yeah. You be you, you do you. I'm just an ally. Huge ally. Look, okay, look. The ally gazette is what

we should rename that chat. Yeah. I might do it right now and they'll all be confused. Unmute. Unmute. Wow. I reckon by the end

of the weekend you're going to be back on. By an hour's time That's getting muted again What's the gaggle got on this weekend? Big hearted James isn't drinking at the moment And he's sticking to it, he's doing really well He's doing really well, so we've got to support that

Yes of course Even though it'd be great for him to come over for drinks this weekend What about big hearted Mike? He'll probably want to sink a few beers this weekend Oh yeah he does, and Dr Shawnee Dr Shawnee's had a hard week Mike and Shawnee are always up for it yeah so they'll probably pop over

so I'm sure the group chat will be full of photos full of photos and yeah let's get some photos happening on that group chat