ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 13, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley had a bit of a mailroom mixup...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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of self-indulgent pleasia with my SP and I left the toy wrapped up in the sheets at the hotel. Yep. And Fletch and Vaughn made me ring the hotel and ask if any of it had been handed in. And we do love our friends at the QT, don't we? We do love our friends at the QT. We love a stay at the QT. Remember when you were stealing their body wash or the soap or the shampoo?

The Kevin Murphy shampoo? Yeah, they sent you a whole thing. They sent me a whole thing of it, but I still top up when I go and stay there. I'm like, tap, tap, tap, tap, pump, pump, pump. It's good stuff. Wow. The wonderful people at Wild Secrets, who are a sex toy company, messaged me saying they were listening

on that day and they said oh my god like we can't have a life without a Satisfyer Pro what kind of a life is that? Yep. We'll replace it for you

we'll just send you one and so I sent them the work address because I don't like what if it rains? I've got one of those porches that's not fully closed in. What if it rains?

Do you know what I mean? It's like and I'm like something's different about this one. But isn't this one that can know what I mean? It's like... And I'm like, something's different about this one. But isn't this one that can go in the shower? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Actually, it is waterproof. Yeah, it is waterproof. But you don't want Aaron getting it and... The box would get soggy. The box would get soggy and I don't want a soggy box. Stop it!

Bourne, you are naughty. The box would come apart in your hands. Yeah, it would be... I actually work with a couple of naughty boys. Not me. I would not make a joke like that. i also don't i don't want aaron opening it and then being like oh my god yay something fun for us yeah because nah bro this one's not about you yeah do you know what i mean anyway so that lovely people they said that and so they were sending it

to work and then i got an email from our lovely receptionist they email us when the packages he had been like courier package for you. Yeah, in the mail room. From Wholesale Goods, which is always the six websites, right? Like Wholesale Goods or whatever. And I went to go find it today and it wasn't there. I was like, oh, I thought I had a courier.

Maybe I've got something wrong. And I'm looking around, nothing there. We're popping out, the three of us, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley, as genuine friends to catch up over a coffee after the show. Yeah. We're walking through the hallway

and a woman who works in our building. Yeah. She comes up to me. She goes, oh the hallway and a woman who works in our building. Yeah. She comes up to me. She goes, oh my God, Hayley, I've done something. And I was like, oh God, what have you done? She's like, my name's Hayley. Oh no. I saw you talking to this woman

and I was like, does she want a photo or something? Is she like a fan of yours? She said, my name's Hayley. There was a box in the mail room that said, just Hayley. They didn't put my surname. Just Hayley. There was a box in the mail room that said, just Hayley. They didn't put my surname. Just Hayley. And then our building, our workplace building.

Oh, no. And she was probably expecting a package too? Yeah. So, yeah, she was expecting a package too. So she said to me, oh, my God, Hayley, I'm so sorry. There was a package in the mail room addressed to Hayley at NZ May. Yeah. So I opened it and it was a vibrator.

And I'm so sorry. So I didn't touch it. And I've re-taped the package and it's back in the mail room. I'm really sorry about that. And I was like, that is absolutely iconic. I was like, do you know what? I almost feel like giving it to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because imagine opening up a beautiful little fun toy and then being like, oh, I don't even get to take it home. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so yeah. Thankfully, she seemed like a pretty liberal fellow biatch. Well, all Haley's are great people. No, no, no. Not Haley Hitler.

Yeah. Adolf Hitler's niece. Real bitch. Yeah, real bitch. Because she was on board with all of it, eh? She was the driving force, arguably. Yeah. And happy to try to carry the baton after.

Yeah. Put a stop to that. What was Hayley Hitler's middle name? Jane. Same as mine. Well, it was either going to be Jane or Louise, you know. Jane Louise or Rose. Yeah, yeah.

And she got a Jane like me. She's a Hayley and that's what it has to be. Hayley Jane Hitler. Yeah. Right, okay. At least you could find her name on a comb, like a novelty souvenir. Yeah, you could. Hayley, that is.

Hitler, of course. Oh, yeah, no. Oh, no, not a surname. That's not printed on anything anymore. On the back of your rugby shirt. Yeah. like a novelty souvenir Hayley that is Hitler of course oh yeah no oh no not a surname that's not printed on the back of your rugby shirt yeah oh my god

imagine that oh my god if your surname was Hitler and you're running around and you're like and Smith is coming in and Fletcher's going to turn the ball

Hitler's got the ball and he's ready who?