ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th April 2026

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's not so perfect flight...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Again, I'm just going to talk about Bali one more time if I'm going to... Can I just going to... Okay, one. The last time. The last time. I want to talk about the flight over.

So I went on a flight over there and Fletch, this would have been your worst nightmare. Okay. Obviously it was crammed. Planes are crammed. It's fine, right? But that's just life. We deal with it. That's just life we deal with it.

We're crammed in the thing. We get our little tray. We're all reclining. We're having a fine time. No problem there. The biggest problem was there were so many children on this plane. Oh, really? To the point where I had to look up whether or not there was some kind of children's festival when we landed.

Like, I would say the flight was predominantly children. It's not called the children's festival, Haley. It's called school holidays. Yeah. Otherwise, no one has a children's festival. festival. Why would I know it was school holidays mate? I've chosen not to have kids. Yeah. Oh my God, I swear to

God, every single row in economy had a child in it. Every single row. And were they excited because they were on their way You know excited? I sat on a plane and a kid behind me was like, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.

Constantly to their... Grandma's dead. No, no, Grandma was there. She was sitting beside Grandma. There might have been a time where Grandma wish she was dead. But this kid said grandma 10,000 times. I'm not a parent, but why don't parents say shut the fuck up? Because there was a kid next to me at the airport waiting for my flight home the other day. They were being really loud and the mum was telling them off, but only every now and again. I was like, let's get that frequency of telling them off a bit more, maybe some smack at him.

You can crank up the telloffs. Cranking up the tell us. She was letting these kids get away with murder. I know. I don't do that. I shot these kids a look that said, you shut the fuck up. Yeah, I started trying to make the kids cry because I was like, if you're crying, I'll give you something to cry about.

And so I was like, poof, like giving them faces like, I want to fucking, but like, I'm not talking about the babies that are having a hard time. They can't fix that, you know, their ears hurt and all that shit. They can't express themselves. There was babies galore screaming, that's fine. There were just kids running. And at one point I looked around and there were no flight attendants. It's like they'd tucked for cover.

Like they were just, they'd run. And then it's like the children were running the plane. It was the craziest thing. And then I will say, shout out to this airline, that all these kids were going absolutely mad and the parents had all put their headphones in. And so I'm sitting there and I couldn't sleep at all so I'm just wide awake like this.

And a flight attendant comes past me and he looks at me and I see him look at me and I was almost like, what are you looking at, man? I'm having the worst, I've been the worst fucking day back here. Then he comes back and he'd poured like the highest vodka pour I've ever seen in my life and he just puts it on my tray and walks away. thought it was water and I was like, I was like, Jesus.

So he must have seen my face and was like, I know what this bitch is. He saw the complaint coming and he thought, I'm going to get this complaint boozed. 100%. He saw the complaint coming and was like, I'll soften the blow. And it worked. And it does just sound like the two people without children on the show are having a rant, but I do agree. Like, they, your fucking problem, you've got to wind these kids. I'm always like that.

It's like kids are like dogs. They shouldn't be disturbing anybody else. Like you know people are like Oh sorry about my dog And the dog's jumping up on people and barking Oh he gets a little bit excited It's the same with the kids They can be excited

They can just chill Yeah Sit still Yeah we're not saying don't be kids But just shut the fuck Oh Ha ha