ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th August 2024

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is perusing her options...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've had a bit of a wild idea. This is something that the algorithm hath fed me and I hath ingested. Because, you know my algorithm gets cuckoo bananas sometimes. And recently I've been getting fed something from the Idaho prison. Oh yeah? And it's the Idaho

inmate pen pal Instagram page. You are not running the prison. Listen to me! You are not running the prison. Wait, are any of them hot? My dude. Why do you think we are here?'s why we're here okay okay okay shannon just text fuck yes i'm here for this okay let me see because i saw one the other day what

was his name scotty or something and they and by the way they tell you the crimes right so then you can be like i'm okay with with dating a tax evader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, they're here and they make these little videos being like... What's he done? Has he evaded tax? This is Jose Daniel. He's 32.

His offence was controlled substance possession. Which by that tone, you're okay with. Okay. I saw one the other day and I was like, whoo, daddy. Which by that tone You're okay with Okay I saw one the other day And I was like Oh daddy Wait so each of them Have a profile

Like a reel Yeah so it's like A program that the Idaho prison's running Then the hot ones Are just going to get All the letters aren't they Yeah

Oh And the mingers Are just going to be Mingers need pen pals too Mingers need pen pals too I don't want a prison boyfriend So I'll pick a minger Okay look Here's Austin He's 30 A little bit of drug trafficking Mingers need pen pals too. I don't want a prison boyfriend, so I'll pick a minger.

Okay, look, here's Austin. He's 30. I'm a little bit of drug trafficking. What kind of drugs does it say? Heroin. Oh, no. I know, the bad one. Seven grams to less than 28 grams, though. It really specifies how much he had on him.

How many grams is this just for sort of of an idea i'm holding a chocolate bar it's this is to 50 grams so he had half a chocolate bar of heroin yeah yeah yeah yeah so they make these little videos being like what's a half a chocolate bar heroin between friends exactly so they make these videos being like hey there my name's jackson uh i'm just looking for somebody to like connect with and like help shoot the breeze uh i'd love somebody to talk to so yeah hit me up write me a letter and i'm like yes i will uh okay let's say will tyler age 30 whose offense was grand theft auto i mean it's fine he just stole a car he's got a little bit of embezzlement, extortion, and receiving stolen goods. I mean, he deserves a letter from me.

And so if you actually wanted to do this, does it give you the address? Yeah. So if I go on the normal, on their page, there's like a website you can go to, and then you start writing them, and then you can send them off. But I think you can email them to the prison so that you could go from anywhere and they'll deliver it like a letter. Oh, right. Because I was going to say, if we were going to do it like a parcel, we could put in some Kiwi things like a Whittaker's block of chocolate. Oh my God, some pineapple.

Some pineapple. Some L&P. Some Coromandel marijuana. I think you'd attach a photo. I think you would attach a photo. Because look, it's like a dating. It's like Tinder, basically. You just scroll. I found a lady. I found a photo. I think you would attach a photo because, look, it's like a dating. It's like Tinder, basically. You just scroll.

I found a lady. I found a lady. Her name is Sarah. She's 32 years old. Control substance delivery. Control substance delivery. So they just want pen pals. Right.

I don't know why. This has just become my algorithm, and they keep popping up, these little videos of them. I mean, here's a massive dude with a beard, a lovely cheery face. Wyatt, age 32. Maybe we could find someone that's just done some white collar tax evasion

or something. Yeah, I'll keep looking for tax evasion. They don't go to prison in America. I know, there's a lot of drug stuff here. But they don't, and on this... War on're telling me the war on drugs has been working? It's definitely working, yeah, 100%. I was going to say on this they don't include anyone with major crimes. But, you know, I'm talking your top tier crimes.

Okay, who's the hottest? Well, I'm trying to find Scotty. I saw him the other day and I was like, damn. Oh, look at this guy. He's got his hair all puffed up and some sunnies on. What have you done, Pedro? Okay. Okay, so we're not even reading that one out.

No. Pedro's not getting a letter from me. Okay, yeah. Naughty Pedro. Naughty Pedro. Okay. Well, keep us updated. I will.

And good luck. This could be a bit of fun, couldn't it?