ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th February 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We thought while we had you, Morgz, we'd do a little podcast where we can we can just release you know a little bit yes we say words like shit i'll say now this probably isn't for young ears yeah yeah just this podcast we're joined by morgan penn host of sex not life the podcast somatic sexologist and friend of the show and just all-round amazing person and i noticed when you came in because i got my nails done the other day they're like i and i said to her, I was like, I want to keep them long, sharp, a bit gothy. And then I just looked at you, a somatic sexologist.

You've got Frenchies on, long, sharp, not great for a vagina. No. I'm just, this is what I'm going to say. Or indoor netball. Oh, yeah, actually. We're going to need those trimmed down. We're going to need those trimmed down. Get them clipped.

Yeah. Get them clipped. We won't be able to play. Grow up, Fletch. It's an interesting... You can't have long nails and an indoor netball. No, you can't. Or up their noose.

Or up the purse or the nose. The purse or the nose? No, you did not. You can delicately... Mousse sounds too much like nose. I imagine long nails would be great for picking a nose. You have not experienced anything like the scrape, my dude. Let me scrape your nose and I'll give you the full experience.

I've just got my feet up on the desk. Is this offending you? Yes. This is my house. The tikanga is all wrong. Yeah, he's bad Maori. Bad Maori. Oh, my God.

Bad Maori. This is why he didn't go to Waitangi. Yeah, that's right. Him and David Seymour Took a stance I'm not allowed to rub my dirty ass on the table Or move my feet up No I don't I do this all the time because I remember when I

Dabbled with women In moments in my life And I remember being How do I fucking dance around this I remember being told The lesbian etiquette of fingernails like we're going short and I was like oh interesting

that's a fashion sacrifice I guess to enjoy women so I guess this is when we know you've turned well off and on it's rotating more than turning it's just a cycle but how do you because I see all the girls now your

nails are short fletch because he because i'm a lesbian he's a lesbian i've long nothing but scissor but i'm like i see all these it's long nails of fashionable and then i all i think about all the time is like how are we masturbating for these things i get it so the reason i've got the long nails is because i got them done really long for the launch of my sex toys. Yes, and they looked amazing. Thank you. Holding the product.

And then when I got them taken off, it like ruined my nail underneath. Yes. And then I thought, well, it's summer. I'm actually going to do long nails again because part of my work is I do yoni mapping, which I go internally into a woman's body. And I have to have such short nails yes but over summer i had a holiday and i said i'm gonna have nice pretty nails and then i went to have a lovely self-loving session i know and i nearly edward scissorhands exactly exactly a

little on the side and so i i put it out to my followers on Instagram. I said, did you? Yeah. I said, hey, long-nailed girlies, like, how do you get this job done? You've got to go flatter. Flatter. Yes, Vaughn, that's it. Flatter. Vaughn's gone the full palm. Yes, I go full palm. Wow, wait.

Going flatter and we're not going in. Holy hell. Yeah. Well, so many told me that they would keep their right, not their right, sorry, their index finger. Yeah. That they'd keep that short. Short, yeah. And, sorry, their index finger. Yeah. They would keep that short. Short, yeah.

And that's pretty much a key lesbian hint. When you see someone with a long little fingernail, you're like, they're using that to scoop drugs. And now if I see a woman who's got one short fingernail. Or count cash. Wasn't that the thing? Count cash. Count the cash with it.

Yeah. And now if they've got a short index finger and a long nail, I'd be like, they're like a, and then a. A Coke and a. A Coke and a poke. The old Coke and poke. The old Coke and poke. Oh my gosh.

Wow. I love that. But it is dangerous. It's dangerous. So you've got to be careful. Well, it was good that I just released my toy because I didn't need to even get flanges in there. No, no.

How's your toy been going? Because for those that don't know, you launched this at the end of the year yeah it's been great i didn't know how it would be received by people but like i got a message the other day saying oh my god i can't orgasm any other way now and i was like oh no one every three times you're having pleasure. Right, right, right. So that you're going hands, hands, wand. Hands, hands, wand. Hands, hands, wand. Exactly.

But all season, all summer, because of my nails, I've just been wanding it. And now I'm addicted as well. Oh, no. It's bad. It's bad. A little wand detox, perhaps. Yes. And then a trim of the nails.

So you need to launch your own toy, Vaughn. What would it be? Men's, I was saying this to you guys the other day. It's just a palm. Men's sex toys are so lame. It's an open palm. And then you just grind on it. Or it moves.

It moves. I reckon if it laid down on the bed and then you could grind on it would be quite good. Yeah, that's full noise. That's full noise. Yeah. We could do a collab. Just the heel Of Vaughn Smith's palm

The Vaughn arm You just hit it Oh The real girth master Jesus Christ Oh lord Wow Wow

Okay Morgan Penn Thank you so much Where can people get Your room wand For their Every third time Wild secrets

Yes Who are the amazing people That looked after Hayley and I's Sex.Life podcast. Are they still doing the Vaughan discount code? No, they're doing our discount code. Right, okay. Yeah. Actually, I did a big order. What did I get?

Oh, my God, Morgan. This is, no. That's for in the chat. That's for in this private. Oh, my God. But I did, and I was like, oh, I wonder if our code's still going. Yes, it is. Oh, my God.

Sex.Life. Sex.Life. 20% off. Yep. There you go.life. 20% off. Yep. There you go. How good. Beautiful. I know.

And, of course, if you've missed season one and two of Sex.life, catch up now wherever you podcast. And if you see a woman with a short fingernail, she's a lesbian. By the way, 20% off is also on one hand if you remove one nail.