ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th June 2023

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, me and Aaron had a really fun evening last night. Okay. Because we went outside to have a look at the progress that the builders are making on their renovation project.

And we've got a full scaffold like right to the top of the roof because we're preparing to get our roof on. And we went up. I don't know if I'm allowed. I don't think you're allowed. You're not allowed to get caught. Work safe. There are lots of regulations. Right.

It's a building site, so no, you shouldn't be up there. It's my building site. I pay for it. You're on a... That's my fucking scaffolding. Yeah, you shouldn't be up there. It's my building site. I pay for it. You're on a... That's my fucking scaffolding. Yeah, I've paid for the scaffolding. It's my house. Did you have a hard hat on and a vest? Nope.

Yeah, okay, definitely shouldn't have been up there. Nah. But we went up, and I went straight up the top to the top level, which is, like, higher than the roof, and I got Aaron to take a picture of me. I saw that. Yeah. It's cute.

I sent it to the group, and I was like, look at this. And then we just had a good nose. You can see so much from up here. It rules. Because already our property is slightly higher than a lot of the other ones on the street. We're on this kind of rise. And then our

neighbours are down significantly. So we're having a look at them. And then I saw my neighbour. I was like, g'day Lisa. What are you doing up there? Hello chat. How was London? How's your father? She'd just been home to visit her father. Yeah, good. Had a look and I said, just letting you know, your roof looks good.

Their roof looks really good. And they've obviously redone it since I've lived there. Okay. Looked over to the other neighbours. Roof not so good. Oh, okay. Yeah. The beautiful renovated house, but it needs a new roof.

Found out they've got a one-man sauna. Do they? One of those little boxes. You never know what your neighbours are hiding. Yeah, because they have a garage door open. I actually saw an ad for those one- or two-man saunas. Two small men, one regular man. Yes.

Yeah. Yes. One man, one tiny wife kind of size saunas. It's probably a garage. How much do you think they'd be? Because I was surprised. I don't know. I think it was like $3,000 or $4,000.

Oh, okay. You thought it would be more? I thought it would be way more. As in like for a rear end? $3,500 at Spa World. Yeah, and then I guess what you pay for really is power though because those things would bloody hoon the power. Yeah, totally.

But I was like totally that's actually not as much as i thought they were like that's your apartment i've actually seen one in an apartment really yeah i had drinks at some airbnb with some friends once at this inner city it was kind of like half a level of an apartment building right and they had an apartment like one of those two person saunas i was like that's too bouge didge. Did you get in? No, no, no. It was just drinks. It wasn't. Oh, okay. All right, not fun times.

No. So yeah, found out they've got a sauna. What else did I discover? I discovered our roof is in terrible condition so thank God that's going. Which is so funny.

I felt like the king of the bloody street. Well, maybe that's something that houses should have as a little bird's nest. Like, you know, ships used to have back in the day. Found some bird's nests. Oh, actual bird's nest. Like, you know, ships used to have. Yes. Saw bird's nests.

Found some bird's nests. Oh, actual bird nests. Yeah, actual ones. Crows nests? Yeah. Oh, is that what they were called? Is that what it was called? Ship, crows.

But houses used to have them too, like a little central thing you could stick your head up. Why though? I don't know. To check the weather? Because I know like fire stations would have towers so that's how they would Spot a fire

Before telephones Yeah You couldn't just Call 111 Look for the smoke They'd just have someone Spotting for fires Yeah

Yeah Crow's nest It's so fun I recommend If you ever get the chance To get on your own roof I mean obnoxious For your neighbour

To have one of those And just be peaking down All the time Hello Goodbye nude sunbathing Yeah well that's what I thought I was like man roof. I mean obnoxious for your neighbour to have one of those and just be peaking down all the time. Hello. Goodbye nude sunbathing. Yeah well that's what I thought. I was like man I can see everything of my one particular neighbours.

They've got a spa as well. So they've got a spa and a two person sauna. Not once have we been invited over. Wow I know. Ouch. These are our other neighbours who we go over all the time and drink wine with. They don't have a spa or a sauna. We know their house well. But the other ones, a spa and a sauna, never invited.

Maybe that's why you'd never leave. I've got a spa I would never even think to invite the neighbours over for one. Yeah, but you don't get on with your neighbours. Most of them we do. Most of them we do. The large majority of which we do. But I just would never think to invite them over for a spa. It is weird to get, Bathe in your undies

With your neighbours Under those undies They're naked in your spa pool You might as well be naked together Altering your pH balance Especially the women Sound and everything travels faster through water Than it does the air

So I'm just wondering Your genitals are more or less touching You're essentially having sex You're essentially having a dry hump yeah with your neighbor if you spar if you spar with anybody you've got to be okay with it basically imagining with my friends all the time you are dry humping them my friend you are dry humping you are even your platonic friends yeah platonic friends yeah all those people that use the same spa as you at the gym? I swim at the swimming pool like four or five times a week. I'm technically naked with members of the public.

God, when you swim past the old girls doing all their aqua jogging, you might as well be dry humping every single one of those. Might as well jump on board, yeah. Yeah, and they went there for a low-impact workout, not you. Schlonging along. Schlonging and humping through the water. God, you get around You are

I'm just swimming God he just swims He goes to the gym He spas Yeah And there's genies everywhere Well those genitals haven't touched Not worth touching

No exactly