ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th June 2024

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch senses a Gym Trap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Um guys yesterday I thought I saw a trap A real life trap, a booby trap Mmm What about it?

What are you typing? Excuse me I'm talking What are you typing? I was just being like She's writing down what you're saying Messaging Vaughan I was just messaging Vaughan Stenogram

Here we go. Fletch talking about boobies again. Jesus, this horn dog. Yeah, I've got a message. Oh, they can't be stopped. No, I just put something in my calendar, but you have my full undivided attention. What were you putting in the calendar? Also, if you RSVP'd,

you have an RSVP to my dinner. Oh, no. When is that? Next Friday. He's told me it's limited numbers. Numbers are tight. Well, no, I'm just, there's a table for 10,

and if Vaughan is faffing around, I can invite someone else. If there's other people you want to invite, just invite them. No, but I want you there. But why can't, he just can't come in. It's his birthday. What's wrong with you? It's February. No, it's Fletch's birthday. It's my birthday, and we're trying to,

I'm trying to curate a table here. Right. Who else is coming? Me and Aaron. Well, it's all the all basically the gaggle. Okay. But if you can't make it. But limited to 10. There's more than 10. Well, 10 to 12.

We can make my battle squeeze. Ryan and Maddie going? Well, I believe so. We put out the invite. Dr. Shawnee. Dr. Shawnee's in. And Jared. Yeah, they're in.

See, this is a great group. It's a great group. It's a curated great group of people. My problem is with the location. It's so loud. Last time we went for dinner there with like two other couples I couldn't hear a fucking thing Well that's where I got too drunk And told a TV executive what for

No that's down the road Canton Or have you been to multiple BYOs and told multiple TV executives No that wasn't Canton was the year before Yeah I didn't go to that one

Yeah yeah yeah Okay well look This can be an off pod Sorry we got distracted We got distracted BYOs are fun But they're always so fucking late Oh look I know But it's just one And I can't hear a thing This can be an off pod Disgusting Sorry we got distracted We got distracted BYO's a farmer They're always so fucking late I know but it's just one

And I can't hear a thing I'm like uh huh I'll get you a little hearing aid I don't think that would help It's a noisy environment It's over I don't know if it would A little hearing aid could help

A little hearing aid A little hearing aid Getting back to my The booby trap I saw a trap yesterday A real life trap I went to the gym And they've just got

they've launched a new app and they were celebrating and just before you went into the gym there was a table of cupcakes now that feels like a trap your idea of a trap at the gym

is a table of cupcakes mine is someone in those leggings that lift the bum hole scrunch leggings I meant the whole bum it lifts the bum hole but it lifts the whole bum

and they've got a camera filming them while they're doing squats and you're going to be that guy on TikTok that's perved, gym perved, caught. Gym perved, caught. I look like that puppet monkey from all those memes. He's looking for these on his side. That's my idea of a trap at the gym.

Whereas you were just in real life just daydreaming and just happened to look at her and then see the camera and now you're a gym perved so these these cupcakes were in celebration of their new app yeah time not big cupcakes like mini cupcakes that's fine but i was just i feel like were they like seeing who took them his his uh gyms on top of a fast food place you can literally smell it yeah a fast food place an indian takeaway what it's a whole lot around lifting brah and you can smell like chicken upstairs yeah oh you walk out when i walk out after work i go and then i walk out just after lunch where they're getting all the lunch curries ready to know a lunch curry special

it's just wafting that they got the naan you got me i'm a goner they do the naan and the old fire and the old tandoor oh yeah that's a wafting out. I also saw the other day a guy from a gym. He was just in a gym uniform. And obviously someone had recognized him from the gym, whether he was a trainer or whatever. Right. And he'd got a coffee, but also like a cake. And they had hit him up about it. And I was like, if you were a trainer, you would always be like at the supermarket, so

conscious of what you were buying. Oh my God. Yeah. Because people would be judging you all the time. Oh, yeah, like big time. Yeah. And like a trainer's not at the gym. How long would they be at the gym?

Hours and hours and hours. They need the... Yeah, everything in moderation. So did you have a cupcake? Nah, because I was like, I don't want to. I felt like maybe they were looking and marking down, you know, like... It's funny, yeah. They're there being like, have a cupcake, guys.

It kind of defeats the purpose. What if you revoke my membership? It keeps you going, though. They should have more cupcakes on the way out. It was like Jenny Craig was owned by Nestle. They'd get your little Jenny Craig, get a little spout and stuff, and then you'd get on the Milky Bar and you'd eat all the Milky Bars and then you'd be back up where you were and you'd go to Jenny Craig again.

They really got you, didn't they? Business cycle. Did they what? Oh, yeah. Did they? What kind of cupcakes were they? to Jenny Craig again. They really got you, didn't they? Business cycle. Did they what? Oh yeah. Did they? What kind of cupcakes were they? What flavour?

Delicious. They looked delicious. Like chocolate? They had multi different flavours. That's good stuff. Do you reckon they'll still be there today?

Because I haven't gone back to the gym. Do you think this could get you back? Shut me one out. Maybe this is all for me. Also, everybody asks me,

where's Hayley? Where's Hayley? I'm like, she's going through a midlife burnout. She's pretty busy at the moment with a comedy show and she's filming stuff. I'm making excuses for you. I know, I'll turn up soon. And then we go on holiday and so on.

Maybe just start next. After Christmas. After Christmas. Get to Christmas. It's my New Year's resolution for next year. It's just a nice clean slate. New Year, new you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2026.

Five. It'll be 2025. I'm a bit busy year next year.