ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th March 2024

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan spotted something he hasn't seen in a wee while!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod Do you know, um, we were leaving the supermarket Myself and Mowat Um, we were leaving the supermarket And I saw a lady with her skirt shut in her door

Happens all the time Quite a bit of skirt Yeah And I said to Shota, you don't see that much anymore. And she laughed a lot. And I was like, oh, I wasn't even trying to be funny. And she said,

of all the things that you could say, oh, you don't see that anymore. You don't see that much anymore. Skirt in the car door. Typewriters, you don't see that much anymore. All the things you don't see much anymore. And you've thought that

the skirt shut in the car door fits the criteria. Because most people are pants now. I don't know why. Be interested to delve into that on today's little bit of pod. It may be. Why don't you see it as much in your door? I remember in the 90s you'd just see a woman with their skirt shut in the door

and I'll say it, willy nilly. Yeah, willy nilly. It's so embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Whenever I see someone driving by with a skirt in the door, scarf in the door, you're always like, oh, shame. That's embarrassing. But when I pull up somewhere and I look down, I'm like, oh, my God. Skirt in the door.

Do you not? I feel like if I wore a skirt, that would be a pre-shutting the car door. Nah, you think you would be, but I think sometimes you'd just jump in and you wouldn't think about it. I tend to catch it if I've seen it. I'm wearing a long skirt today. Yeah, you could shut in the car door. I'll always swoop it up, but every now and then you forget, and it's so embarrassing. And winter's way worse, too, because if it's wet outside and the road's got that mucky film on it

and the wet flicks it all over, and then you've got a very dirty triangle. Yeah, yeah. Bonus points as well if you see it, if it's touching the road, like it's real long. If it's that long, so good. Like that's destroyed. And you obviously get there, they get there and half their skirt's gone because it's worn off because of the friction. That you just don't see much these days, do you?

I guess you don't see it much these days. No. It's been a while. Is it also? I was racking my brain with reasons you don't see it as much as you used to. Well, we're more in the miniskirt. Well, if that's not true, we've gone back to the maxi. Back to the maxi dress. But I'm wondering, are we driving bigger cars?

So when a lady in a long skirt jumps in a Toyota Prado or a Ford Ranger or something, she's up and she's in and there's a longer distance between the bottom of the seat and the bottom of the door. Is there though? Or is the door also higher? Yeah, I feel like it's a bigger car. You used to see it a dime a dozen in the day of the Ford Lazers or the Mazda 323s. Your Demio, you probably still see it in your Demios. Yeah.

But I just think with bigger cars on the road, maybe that's why we're not seeing it as much anymore. I feel like I only saw it a few weeks ago and I was like, but when was the last time you saw it? Ages. I don't know. And why is it so embarrassing? It's so embarrassing.

It's so embarrassing. Like when you see it, you just feel so embarrassed for them. Also to the point where even if they were looking at you, you couldn't be like, your skirt's in the door, because then they'd be like, shame. They need to find that out on their own when they arrive at their destination. Yeah. I don't want to burden them with that.

Because some people also aren't comfortable to open a car door until the car's completely like stopped or parked, whereas I'll flick open a car door at any time at all. Live life, eh? Yeah, get that skirt in, girlfriend. You've got to get your skirts in. You've got to get your skirt in. Or your kilts or whatever you're wearing.

I don't think a kilt would be long enough because they're all about knee length, aren't they? You'd really struggle to get that out of the door. You're sparring. You'd have to have very short legs. If you're under, you're sparring as you sit down, it might flop out the door. It's just specifically for our Scottish listeners.

Do you reckon you guys could rock a skirt? I follow a guy on Instagram who is heterosexual, has a girlfriend, and he wears skirts, and he looks so hot in them. I said to Aaron, I was like, I reckon you could rock a skirt. I think Aaron probably could. I'm a big fan of shorty shorts.

Your booty shorts. Shorty shorts. I don't want to. It's too much material. Does this guy wear a knee length? I would have assumed it had to be a maxi. No, he wears a maxi every now and then. He doesn't wear a mini.

I've never seen him in a little mini skirt. But I've seen him. I quite like the look. I think I could do a maxi around the house. Yeah. That could be my version of track pants think I could do a maxi around the house. Yeah. I could definitely, that could be my version of track pants

because I get a bit sweaty in track pants. They're lovely. They are lovely. Well, I'll just say, reach out. You know, I've got a myriad of skirts,

all with elasticated waists so I can convert them to dresses at a moment's notice. You could fletch, pull it right up and wear it under the armpits. Like a boob tube dress. Yes.

Absolutely. I'll bring some in. I'll bring in some options. Small a boob tube dress. Yes. Absolutely. I think it'd look gorgeous. I'll bring some in. I'll bring in some options. Lovely. Small tits though. Yeah. No, he's got the same size tits as Shannon.

We worked this out, remember? That's an optical illusion that I will never understand.