ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th May 2023
Episode Date: May 13, 2023On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Hayley was sent a book!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Thanks to McCafe.
Great things are brewing, one cup at a time.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
I have been sent a book.
It's called Fourth Wing.
Okay.
Now, I believe it's some kind of fantasy book.
The tagline is Brutal Games, Grumpy Dragons, Sizzling Sexual Tension.
It sounds like what?
No, because Fifty Shades came out of fan fiction, right?
This sounds like sexy fan fiction for Game of Thrones.
Yeah, it kind of does.
Welcome to the brutal and elite world of Basgith War College.
20-year-old Violet Sorengale was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant.
Dragon Riders.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Dragons.
The ruthless wingleader of the Riders' Quadrant.
It's sort of a bit strange.
Is that a bit Harry Potter meets Game of Thrones?
Perhaps, but I was told that it was sexy.
Okay.
So I've been absolutely fingering through these pages
looking for, excuse me?
I've been fingering these pages looking for a sexy bit.
I'm being deprived of sex.
You found anything sizzling?
This is a bit I found.
Doesn't matter how big someone is, they still need air.
Cashing his throat in the crook of my elbow, I squeeze.
No, she's choke holding him.
Okay.
Oh.
He seizes my wrist and pins it above my head.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Heat rushes up my neck and flames lick my cheeks as he lowers his face so his lips are only inches away from mine.
I make out every speck of gold in his onyx eyes, every bump and ridge of his scar.
Beautiful fucking asshole.
Could you read that as if you're a real Kiwi Chark?
Yeah.
Oh, hate rushes up my neck And flames lick my cheeks
As he lowers his face so his lips are only inches away from mine
I can make out every bloody speck of gold in his onyx eyes
Every bump and roge of his scar
Beautiful fucking asshole
My breath catches and my body warms
That traitorous butch
You are not attracted to toxic men,
I remind myself,
and yet here I is,
getting all attracted.
I have been since the first second I saw him,
if I feel like being honest.
He pushes his fingers
into my fist.
Forcing it open.
Any accents?
Any other accents?
No, I love,
I think that made it so much better.
This is getting hot. I was going to give this book away to producer jared because i know that one he loves the dragons
he loves a literary masturbate doesn't he and two he loves it literary masturbate get your dagger
he orders what my eyes fly wide get your dagger oh Oh my god
You're tiny he says like an insult
Well aware
I feel like the hotness is coming
I think give that to Jared
That's his weekend sorted
There's no P and V though
I feel deprived