ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th May 2024

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley took a moment for Aaron.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, yesterday a thought entered my mind and I committed to it. I text Aaron, and we've not spent a lot of time together as of late, busy whizzies.

I text Aaron and I said, have you got an hour to spend with me in the morning? And he said, well, it depends what for. And I said, don't worry, I just, do you in the morning? And he said, well, it depends what for. And I said, don't worry. I just said, do you have an hour? And he said, yeah, I do. That sounds like a man that doesn't want to commit to something he doesn't know. Like, is he going to have to work for an hour?

Yeah. Is this going to be arduous? Yeah, exactly. What's he tearing into? Still house stuff? Yeah, house stuff. He's finished our lounge. Lovely.

And there was pressure on it because I needed to do some content for some sponsorship stuff. Okay. So I put the pressure on to get it finished, but it contributed absolutely nothing to getting it done. Okay, yeah. So he's been busting his balls on that place, and I've been working on my live show, which opens tomorrow. And I have to say, I have been a fucking nightmare right okay like just an utter nightmare to live with imagine trying to have a conversation with me about anything and I'll say I don't have the capacity hand in the face I don't have the capacity for anything other than that and then

I'll just disappear and he's like okay I guess I'll just deal with that entire life so I text him saying um a little time and what I did is I went to the supermarket and I bought champagne. Oh lovely. Prosecco. Yep. And orange juice, croissants,

ham, cheese, a little card. Oh having a Sunday brunch. And some flowers. Yeah. And I bought him, I was like, I'm going to buy the dude

some flowers. Just three sunflowers. I'm not buying him a big gay bouquet. Do you know what I mean? Out of season sunflowers. What makes it a gay bouquet? Just three sunflowers. I'm not buying him a big gay bouquet. Do you know what I mean? Out of season sunflowers. What makes it a gay bouquet? A big pinky florally.

And an earring. It's got an earring in the right side of the bouquet. In the right side of its thing. Of the sunflower. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's your right ear looking at me. It's the left.

And so I bought him flowers. And I came home and I made a little brunch. And I wrote in the card that I'm sorry for being a bitch. And I gave bought him flowers and I came home and I made a little brunch and I wrote in the card that I'm like, sorry for being a bitch. And I gave him these flowers. It's the first time I've ever bought Aaron flowers and he really liked it. For someone who hates buying me flowers because he's like, what a fucking waste of money. Yeah. He loved it.

He was like quite tickled. And then he came in at one point and was like, where'd you put my flowers? I was like, oh cute. I was like, I popped them in a vase for your hon. And then did you, were you a bitch to him later that day yeah yeah but i put on a nice breakfast for an hour yeah you took an hour's okay being an absolute bitch yeah yeah yeah it was received more open-heartedly because i took an hour off of being a complete bitch yeah yeah did you ease back into the bitch or sort of set a timer and it was like ding ding ding and

you're like that's your hour. What the fuck are you doing sitting still? There is a house to finish. I've got a show to do. No, he stood up to go and keep working on the lounge. And I was like, I'll put your fucking plate away, shall I? No, I didn't do that. I got home yesterday and Sade said to me, I will warn you.

I am in the sort of mood where I could turn on a dime. Oh, yeah. Menstrual. Menstrual. And she said, I'm not angry at you. I could be in a dime Oh yeah Menstrual Menstrual Yeah And she said I'm not angry at you I could be in five minutes Yep I was like

I appreciate the heads up That's nice And she said But do you have five minutes now To bitch about some people Oh And I said Let me get

Like a cup of tea Coffee Because that is exactly What I'm in the mood for too I love a good little who did you bitch about do you have some goals not us eh wasn't us eh nah it didn't think so not us we haven't done anything wrong

no we haven't done anything no it wasn't you it wasn't even like people that we really even know oh okay right it was situational it was situational bitching like they've been useless they've let me down do you know what's nice about it? Because I've shared with you guys I do this with my friend Sam, who sucks, who rules

and it could just be anything, who sucks, it could be someone in the government or it could be a friend or a family or whatever, but you've got to balance it out with who rules and you'll be like, you know who's been really great recently? That's a good idea because otherwise you can find yourself getting a bit negative Yeah it does, it gets a bit bloody

doesn't it? Yeah, so balance it out gets a bit bloody, doesn't it? Yeah. So, balance it out. Who sucks, who rules? Moods. Now, what did you get home to yesterday? What do you mean, what did I get home to? Peace and harmony.

It's called peace and fucking harmony, mate. Peace and harmony. Peace and harmony. Just didn't have to apologise to his cat for being a dick. Didn't have to do anything. Just my cat. Yeah, it was lovely. Just get home. No work to do around the house.

House is done. The house is just finished. I did a little vacuuming, but other than that. Oh, God, lovely. Mother's day. Lovely, yeah. Did you vacuum the day before you? Daily vacuuming.

Well, the cat's litter. He tracks a bit of litter. Yeah, right. Otherwise, yeah. You need to get a robo-vac. I've got to step up, remember? When I get up, when I get rid of the step up, I'm getting a robo vac. Yeah, it could be your whole place.

Yeah, I know. It'd be great. It'd be game changing. Yeah. Imagine Vaughn getting home and you've got to deal with a couple of loose bits of kitty litter. Imagine. Yeah. And it'd still drive me fucking nuts.

You'd still find a way to just blow it up. That's my afternoon gone. God god every day with this bullshit oh just did a little vent every now and then i think yeah don't push it down yeah that's stroking your 50s okay let's do one round let's do one round who rules who sucks okay um i don't know Who rules is Aaron Because he's been working really hard on our house And just eating my shit Yep Not literally

We're not into it And who sucks I'd say no one sucks at the moment I genuinely don't have anyone who sucks You can't say no one sucks at the moment Someone must have let you down recently You don't have to put a name You can't say no one sucks at the moment. You suck. Someone must have let you down recently. You don't have to put a name on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I've been dealing with people recently. Actually, just anyone sort of dealing with me. Yeah, they suck. They suck. Okay. Who rules? Who rules? My dad rules.

Dad's saved us a lot of money with a little construction thing we're going on. Yep, dad rules. Still very us a lot of money with a little construction thing we're going on. Yep, dad rules. Still very appreciative of that. Who sucks? Whoever took the cost of construction and increased everything by 10 to 10.5. Oh, yeah, we had this chat. Yeah, right. That sucks, doesn't it?

$2,000 a square metre. Oh, yeah. And? That's and what? Like $2,000 and some? Yeah, to think it up yeah yeah yeah

I'm just gonna pluck a figure out we're gonna get distracted who rules who sucks oops who rules who sucks I don't have any

one that rules who rules I don't I don't have anyone so no one in your fucking life rules no one makes you feel good no friend is

is being James James is always great at the moment You could say He's the person that rules He hasn't been outstanding

In any way of life He's stuck He's looking amazing He's stuck to He's stuck to What he said he was going to do That's because This selfish bitch

Is going like Yeah but he doesn't drink With me on the weekends At the moment Yeah he doesn't drink He doesn't He's been pouring He'll be back

He's no fun at the moment So he is So he sucks He's doing really well He's lost so much weight Yeah but it sucks Because he's not drinking and having fun with you. Okay. So he rules because he's been a really good person and he sucks because he's been a really

good person. What a fun game. That is fun. Play along at home. Okay, let's do it just between the three of us. You have to pick one suck and one rule. No. Go on.

It'll be fun.