ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th May, 2025

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I think we might have spoken about this as a concept. Well, we've in passing maybe joked about it. Fletch and I turned 40 and 50 in the same year. Now, we don't want to fucking talk about it. How old will I be? 47 that year. It's going to be quite confronting for Hayley to be 50 and to have a much younger co-worker. Sorry.

I was like, hang on. He screwed that up here. No, no, I didn't. He screwed that up here. 79, 89. I didn't. He screwed that up here. 79, 89. Yeah, well, you're almost in between us. Yeah, yeah, kind of somewhere. So when we have these monumental birthdays in four and a half years' time.

Which we don't want to face. We're like, let's make it funnier by having a combined 90th. 50 plus 40 equals 90. Everybody that comes has to be in like old person, like stroller, like rest home attire. Yeah, yeah, dress up like they're in their 90s. And it'll be fun. And then when we were talking about this,

we were like, okay, we're going to, I was going to say commandeer. We're going to charter a boat. And we were like, let's go to Croatia and charter a boat. These are ridiculous fantasies. Oh, yeah, by the way, we don't have any budget for this or any. But this is the dream. So much as it costs to charter a boat.

I just think we'd just do the RSA or an old folks home. Oh, my God. That'd be so fun. A lawn bowls. A lawn bowls club. Lawn bowls. You come dressed as your nante. Your zimmers.

We'll get zimmers. Everyone has to have a zimmer frame. Right. Because, you know, you can get those. Have you seen thoseimmers. Everyone has to have a zimmer frame. Right. Because, you know, you can get those. Have you seen those? You can get them at Chemist Warehouse. They're like fold-up-able. Seats.

Walking sticks, zimmer frames. Fold-up-able. Fold-up-able. Fold-up-able. Yeah. Like walking things. We could provide some of those. Yeah, love that.

We'll put in a bit of budget. Have a classic Kiwi spread. Shandies. Yes. We'll have shandies. budget. Have a classic Kiwi spread. Shandies. Yes. We'll have shandies. It's going to be a bloody blast. We can have lollies and pill containers. Oh, that's nice. But there is a high chance you will actually be on some pills

in real life. Yeah, probably. Well, Fletch more than me because he's the one turning 50 while I turn 40. It's going to be a blast. But he takes a lot better care of his body than we take of ours. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, biological. We should do biological ages.

Oh, no. I did that once. Could be confronting. Yeah. When I made a documentary about PCOS and there was these tests and these machines and stuff that told you your biological age versus your physical age.

I think that would be confronting for a lot of people these days. Mine was older. My body was... Really? Yeah, at that time it was not good. Because I did that test and confronting for a lot of people these days. Mine was older. My body was... Really? Yeah, at that time it was not good. Because I did that test and then it told me my body is a wonderland and the John Mayer song started playing.

Oh, really? Was that the Scientology test? You had something up my arse. Okay. Right, okay. Yeah, that's why actually I got kicked out of the Scientology thing. They passed me the thing. I chucked one in my mouth and one in my arse

and they were like, that's not how it works. That's really not how it works. Apparently it starts to starts With one hand each Yeah yeah I was like You're not going to get A good reading here Stop sir

Yeah yeah yeah Got any lube around This bloody church Yeah Spat on it Straight in And it went This is all happening

At the stall at the Westfield Oh yeah I wasn't in a church No Yeah it was full public Yeah this is when The sock kiosk shut down And they had space So the Scientologists

You know took up the spot there. Do you think we should do like a full Heidi Klum Halloween and do like prosthetics? Oh no, I don't know how people party with prosthetics. Get hot. Just do cheap wig, go to look sharp. Is that how much effort you're going to put

into our join nine year? Yeah. Because off air you guys were talking about a boat in Mexico and to be honest I was on board. Now we're going as a... Now I'm not as excited because it doesn't sound quite as exciting as a boat in Mexico. We just don't know if radio is going to last that long. We've got four and a half years until this party happens,

and we do need to be sort of budget conscious. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay. It's just that the RSA doesn't have a lot of Latinos. We could ship in some Latinos. Probably be cheaper than us shipping all of our friends to Latin America. So we pay for the international travel of Mexican prostitutes.

I didn't want to say it in those words. That feels like trafficking. It's got a big trafficking vibe to it. It's got trafficking energy. Yeah. Okay, we won't do that then.