ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th September 2023

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Something BIG is coming...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And for those podcast listeners that may not listen to the live radio show, we did have a big announcement today. Didn't we? This is right up Hayley's alley.

And she's got a big old alley and it's being filled. Jesus. With this show. Ellie's Ellie. And she's got a big old Ellie, and it's being filled. Jesus. With this show. That's right, because we're going to do a live show. That's right, live in front of an audience. Live, yeah, because our radio show is live every day. Yeah.

That would be one of the, is that one of the top questions you get asked, like, how much of the show is live? All of it. Yeah. Very, very, very rarely would you have you have to like do an interview with a celebrity over in a different time zone so you plan you pre-record that and then you play it back but yeah the whole yeah it's always live but the podcast isn't that's why we get to say things like fuck and bumhole and fuck my bumhole i was gonna say at the start of this with your big your big alley being filmed Was probably enough

So I'll run through The details again So if you're listening to this Today is Thursday The 14th of September Tomorrow The FAM The Podcast FAM

Pre-sale Starts Now Where's this bit of paper here That's Oh here we go I've got a mortgage Coming up next week

Don't I Just hearing that Dates remind of me One of my Mortgage My part of my mortgage Is coming off that sweet 2.5. Oh, you're a new old babe. It's going straight up.

Should we have drinks? Because you thought it was going to go what, down, did you? I thought it might have stayed down for a little bit. Right. Okay, yeah. Got cocky, didn't I? Yeah, someone got a bit greedy, didn't they? A bit cocky.

Well, so tomorrow, which will be the 15th of September on Friday, the pre-sale starts at 9am New Zealand time. ZM Online has the details there to register, or you can text LIVE to 9696. And I know this is really for New Zealanders, New Zealand podcast listeners. Unless you want to fly over, that's absolutely up to you. General tickets will go on sale Monday the 18th of September, 9am.

And then we're going to do, on stage, we're going to do all the features. All your favourites. Better guess your mum's name. You're going to bring out the piano. I'm going to bring out my live piano and play a Hayley's version. I think that's when I'll go for a toilet break.

You know when bands are playing... That is so rude. While you're taking a shit on stage, we'll go take a shit. What? No, when bands are playing and, you know, they just leave a drummer to do some 10-minute solo, not that I'm saying you're a 10-minute solo.

If you're telling me that you want to leave the stage to me in a moment so I can have it all to myself, I don't fucking care. You can go and do whatever you want. That's what you absolutely crave. Oh, I love it! Yeah. It's the juice.

It's going to be very exciting. It'll be a fun night. Live audiences just absolutely jazz me up. I love it yeah it's the juice it's going to be very exciting it's going to be a fun night live audiences just absolutely jazz me up I love performing can you tell it's going to be fun we'll see you there

I can tell yeah all the details at ZM online you'd love to see you along for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley live Auckland Sky City Theatre October 19

should we all go get spray tans no why I'm going to get a spray tan why how much are you planning on showing I'm going to get a spray tan. Why? How much are you planning on showing? I'm going to be pretty slutty.

Are we going to go... Okay. Show everybody that big alley. I thought you were just going to get a nice black sack. No. I'm going to get slutty. Okay. Well, shall I get slutty too then?

You can get slutty. Get a bit of cleavage. Get those beautiful legs that you was out for. No, I won't I get slutty too then? You can get slutty Can you get a bit of cleavage? Get your beautiful legs Like yours out Vaughan No Short shorts I won't be getting slutty I'll be

We should do a segment Called Vaughan's legs Or Yeah Or Chipolatas What are chipolatas? They're skinny sausages

And then we'll get Some actual sausages made That are the size Of human legs Yes This is going to be so fun This is going to be fun I love this