ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 14th September 2024

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley got officially told off for stealing the work carparkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. So, a little behind the scenes. Here at Radio, we three are provided a car park in our contracts. It's really exciting. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's really great. People might say Fletch, but you don't have a car because you're an eco-warrior, you constantly recycle, you constantly walk in an e-scooter and ride a bicycle. You donate

yours to all the producers. Ride a bisexual too. Woo! We're probably all handsome isn't

we? I've been ridden by a couple of bisexuals myself. Anyway, Fletch gives his car park. Somebody just, somebody I know personally just messaged asking if I feel alright. And I don't think I do.

Like I'm a customer of a full-blown menti bee. Dude, let's do it. I'm on it too. I'm on it too. Let's go crazy. Yeah, okay. I'm not even close to having a menti bee. Let's go.

Okay. So your car park, you donate your car park. Yeah. You don't want to talk about charity, right? I don't, again, I don't want to talk about my charity, but yes to a producer. You're set up as a

natural iguana habitat, haven't you? Yeah. For the endangered central Auckland iguana. And he grows food down there for the local homeless.

I did think about mushrooms, because they're the only thing that grows without life. In the basement. I did think about building up some walls,

but it's only my car park until like midday. Well, this is what I want to talk about. Mine is my car park until like midday. Well, this is what I want to talk about. That's what they reckon. Mine is my car park till 12 and then the lovely Heather Duplessis, she takes us. Yes.

Now, Vaughan, you have a car park as well. And that car park goes from left wing to right wing pretty quick at midday. Real quick. Real quick. Full political spectrum. So, Vaughan has been parking his car park for a long time and every now and then will be required to be at work.

It rules though, right? My car park. It's the best car park in the building. It's one of the best car parks. You drive in through the roller door? In. Straight in and then you stop. Back out.

Right in front of the lifts. Yeah. Great position. I'm in butt fuck nowhere. I'll say that. And I'm like the last on the aisle. Yeah. So like one half of my car's

never going to get a car door on it. Well, that's what you thought. I park next to Sam Wallace and he always drives like flash cars for driven. Yeah. So he's very careful when he opens a passenger. Yeah, yeah. Whereas I'm just like,

I'm just going to close my door open into his car. Yeah. So you, every now and then we're required to stay a little bit later for something. We've got a meeting or an interview or we had a leaving lunch or da-da-da-da.

And Vaughan, you parked your car there longer and then someone left you a Passag note. Yeah. And then yesterday we did it again. You left it there a little bit longer. No Passag note. The person who takes up Vaughan's car park just started parking next to the car park in the middle of the thoroughfare.

Oh, and so when you leave... When a car park fills up at Christmas parking and people just start parking next to the end car, they're like, no one's going to notice this is in a park. It's that energy. So this person started doing it, right? But now when you leave, though, it's going to be really weird. And Vaughan's like, hee, hee, do you're gonna tell me no you ain't so last night

I was out at dinner and I came and I was like oh I'm just up the road I'll park it I'll park at work I came into the parking building my car park still ocupado yeah and I noticed this that Vaughn's car park is empty and then the weird new adjacent car was there because Vaughan's since left and so I was like, I'll just park in Vaughan's car park because it's empty. I've received an email from Joe Riddell being like, who runs the building basically

saying, Ms Sproul, you have been sprung. I'm copping the blame for making this journalist park to the left because I slipped into your empty but you made him park there, not me. Yeah, so someone later, that guy hasn't complained. He's just like, I've got a job to do. Yeah.

Fuck this, park where I want. Get upstairs, get those stories reported, because I think that's what he does. I think he's a news editor. Oh, okay, yeah, right. So he's integral. So there were some spelling mistakes yesterday. It might have been him.

Because I flustered him. Yeah, you flustered him. So he didn't leave me a note this time he's gone up someone else has complained about his park later in the day

and when the footage has been reviewed your car's the car 100% she has provided a photo of my Mazda not your Jimny

saying Ms Sprouli you've been sprung car parked in the New Zealand Herald News Director car park last night at 7pm News Director

News last night at 7pm. News Director! Last night at 7pm. He was not happy. I bet. Stop being a prick. Stop being a prick. You should reply and copy in Vaughan. No.

Well, I replied to her saying, oh my God, no, I'm so sorry. I arrived for dinner last night, noticed Vaughan's park was free. And so I parked in it. And that car to the left Was already there Move your car She's gonna go back In time now Yeah And she's gonna see

What time I left No no I think She will just leave it She was like Just look around For these signs And she said A lot of the bays

Are sharing bays I can't believe That I look like The a-hole This NZ person's Come in and been like This Mazda I had it till

I have it till 11 Yep Obviously no I get out of here as soon as possible. I live in a big bit of moving space there. Yeah, a bit of buffer. But I came back yesterday

and we had Jared's leaving lunch and so I was just like, that's fine. I'll just leave it parked there. And as I was scootering in from the gym to drop off my bag and then go to this lunch, the guy was parking his car beside me. So I went down towards my car and then scooted there

and went under the floor. Whee! It was right around the basement. And then when I came back, he was gone, but I could tell he just parked. His car engine was still warm. And I was like, he's parked there now, no harm, no foul. Naughty. Naughty. I'm sorry for giving you trouble.

And now I look like I'm naughty because I took your car park.