ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th April 2023

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk missing items, and drawers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Flesh-born and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Do you know I nearly lost my fucking mind this week. I nearly lost my fucking mind. Was this trying to get through to Apple? Oh my god, ongoing losing my fucking mind. This this trying to get through to Apple? Oh my God. Ongoing losing my fucking mind. This is different.

I, we talked about it on the show. The kids had the little cart selling the Fijolas. Yeah. And we've got these little black lock boxes. And I thought you lock it, hold onto this key. And then if you guys kind of can't be bothered with it anymore,

a bit of an honesty box policy, screwed it onto the cart. So if someone's like, I'm going to grab it. Someone's like, the whole cart's got to go. Yeah. Fuck you. Gotcha. Fuck you. Now it's the cart. So if someone's like, I'm going to grab it, someone's like, the whole cart's got to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck you, Pete. Gotcha. Fuck you. Now, it's not that. It's the keys to these things that I couldn't find. And the worst part was I said to Sade, do you remember

about two weeks ago when I was looking for that little torch? I said, huh, weird. Haven't seen these keys for years. They're the keys to the little lock boxes.

Oh, I hate that when you know you've seen them and you've clocked it and you said it out loud, but where were they? And I said, where in this house was I? And she said, I remember you saying it, but I don't remember where in the house you were.

What good is she? We were searching for something. Where was it? And so I said, I feel like we were in the spare room. We call it the toy room, like the girls keep all their toys and stuff. Yeah. And she's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We tore that room to pieces looking for these keys.

Nothing. Okay. Fuck. God, you've dropped like nine fucks. I know, I'm very sorry, but this is how angry I was. You know, the drawer in the kitchen with all the bits and pieces in it, that literally got, the whole drawer got taken out and pieced through and sorted at the same time. But on the search for these keys, the thing that I looked for,

the place that I looked the most thoroughly, the bedside drawer. I cleaned it out. And in the process of looking for these keys, I actually cleaned out my bedside drawer. Wow. Which is amazing because I never remember putting anything in it, but it's full of stuff. Chocker.

It's chocker with stuff. Plugs, chains, whips. I don't have a bedside drawer anymore. I got rid of, I've just got like a weird kind of a, there's nowhere to put anything and it's great. Where do you keep a necklace you wore in 2002? It's minimalist. I don't have a necklace I wore in 2002.

Where do you put your shell necklace that I got you from Bali? Yeah, that's in my drawer. Where do you keep your transformer cufflinks you wore at your wedding? Where do you keep An old Digital camera In the drawer That you don't need And that's in the drawer Where do you keep a tag

From an expensive jacket That you bought Yeah just in case You throw it out In case it gets stolen Or you lose it And you need to claim insurance And prove that you actually

Owned it at some stage And this was the retail price Right Where do you keep Where do you keep A weird Rubber band bracelet That Your daughter made you once that you were like,

oh, my God, I love it, and she looked at you and couldn't do it? Yeah, strawberry-flavoured, banana-flavoured Connies. Yeah. When the moment takes you over. He loves banana. I'm always like, dude, can I borrow a Connie? It's always banana. Who flicks?

Yeah. I was like, Aaron hates you talking about this sort of personal stuff. You're not going to eat. Aaron loves banana-flavoured Connips. loves banana flavoured condoms What's it doing in his mouth? No What's it doing in his mouth? Anyway Clean this drawer out Where do you keep your Cook Island spare change

From that time you went to Rarotonga You loved their triangle two dollar coin so much I always I use mine up Norwegian Krona Yeah Where do you keep your movie tickets from the movie you went to that you really enjoy all that so much anyway it's cleared out now and it opens and closes and nothing did you

they were in the playroom oh okay in a uh well what i would call an ashtray but when i said it was an ashtray shadows it's not an ashtray no one's ever put smokes in it i was like what would you call that and she's like it's like a ring it's like a jewelry yeah it was in a ring bowl underneath the stuff on the windowsill at one place i never worked i looked but i found it congratulations good luck trying to steal from the honesty box now fucker well i'll just crowbar the honesty box open and take the cash. It's not hard is it? Yeah it's not hard, it's literally so easy. In fact we should just go and crowbar it open anyway. I literally live around the corner.

In all honesty I wouldn't because my neighbour is South African and he is just, he's like a loaded spring mate, he's ready to pounce. If you slow down outside his house he's outside videoing you. What's going on out there? Except it Wow. What's going on out there? Except it's like, what's going on out there? Yeah. Yeah, I would advise against it. Even for a little joke, I would advise against it.