ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th April 2024

Episode Date: April 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared attended a Bottomless Brunch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And a wild weekend for you producer Jared Yep, I went to my first bottomless brunch I actually accidentally stumbled into a bottomless brunch venue at the weekend Oh yeah?

Was that loud? Horrible, I left immediately Yeah I left immediately because i had lunch with uh our friend of the show morgan yes um morgan pen sexologist uh and then afterwards we were like we'll just have one more drink and so we kind of cut cut through from the restaurant we were at into this uh bar next door which has bottomless brunches we walked up the stairs into the bar and we're like, oh my God, get us out of here. It was loud.

Yeah, we walked in and our booking was at one. So I was like, first of all, I was like, this is just a bottomless lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The place was empty, which I was stoked with. And then we walked into the back room, massive table, heaps of chairs. I was like, oh, how many people are coming to this? It was a lot. And yeah, they, how many people are coming to this? Yeah. It was a lot. Okay.

And yeah, they just bring, do you guys know this? They just like, don't even let you finish your drink before they top it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know. I've been to one. Is it just champagne though? Nah, I was having, I was having peach bomb.

Peach bomb? Peach bomb. What's a peach bomb? It's, uh, I think it's almost a beer or a cider. I've heard that. Yeah. It's at like. Hawke's Bay peach bomb. Yeah. That's think it's almost a beer or a cider. I've heard that. Yeah, it's at like. Hawke's Bay Peach Bomb. Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah. Yeah, slaps. Sweet though. Nah, see, I reckon they were watering them down. Oh, yeah, that's what they do. Normally you get the mimosas, it's like a lot of OJ. Heavy on the J. Bit of Prosecco.

Yeah, but a peach bomb normally is quite a heavy brew, but this I was just necking about. They can get feral. They can get feral, these places. Yeah, it was loud. Yeah. Like, I couldn't hear. Predominantly female?

Yeah, there were four dudes, and only three of them were straight. What are you saying? Gays love mimosas. Huge dick fans. Big fans of the D. Big fans of the cocky tails. The gays and the females love the bottomless brunches. Absolutely.

Not enough food, I thought. The one time I went I got like, I would describe it as a child sized meal and I was not happy because they're not cheap. No, it was, yeah. And I'd just rather have some good food. Yes.

Because I did like a cost breakdown in my head. I was like, I'm paying $70. $70-ish. God, they've gone up, haven't they? Like everything. Per purse. Per purse. Per purse.

Per seat. So if I half that, half the meal is like $30-ish. And then I've got $40 worth of drinking to do. That's just cutting even. Your boy was staggering home. Oh really? So you arrived at 1, what time did you leave?

We left at 2.30. Oh holy moly. We had like, 90 minute session Now did you, was there pressure for kick-ons? Was there pressure, wow, let's stay for longer and now let's go to another bar Yes

Pressure was resisted, nice We were in the group chat that all the Bottleness Brunches were in and the middie and I excused ourselves after the BB and we were like, we're going to go home For the next nine hours that group chat was popping off like which bar are you guys at we were like, we're going to go home. For the next nine hours, that group chat was popping off like, which bar are you guys at now?

Oh, we're going to go back to this person's house. Oh, yeah. Zero. Oh, my Lord. Leave Convo. That's just a lot. Nah, not a bit on the sprunch. Not for me at all.

Yeah. Well, you don't like any social event, do you? No. You said loud, and you said long table. I was like, no. Long tables. So loud. So I think I'm going to limit myself to I was like, no. Long tables. So loud. So I think I'm going to limit myself to one per year.

Right. If that. Yeah, I limit myself to one, maybe two PYOs. The problem with a long table is if you get stuck with the shitty end of the table. Yeah. I just can't hear anything. Like, not your top tier friends. You get, like, you know, some friends of friends.

And you're like, I don't want to sit next to them. I to sit next to my friends but you got there too late yeah or you know too early so we got there and the midi and i were the first ones there so we got to choose but then we said i'd pick an end pick an end no we went in the middle but then there was like a reshuffle like a speed dating thing so everyone could sit by their person but then i was like i don't know anyone here. I'm going to make some new friends. Then one of my best mates walked in at the table

behind us. So it was a little moment. The Bottomless Brunch boys. Yeah. Pretty cute. I've never done one and I don't want to.

I almost want to see you do one just to see you hate it. Why would you want that? Why would you want to do that to me? Let's do Bottomless Brunch. Show Bottomless Brunch. No.

I love Bottomless Brunch. You see how loud that got Yeah It's a big no from me