ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has made a catastrophic mistake and now you get to hear about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a few years, in the 1970s, the Mr Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of play. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Then he just pulled out a gun, shot her in the back of the head, and then said to Wayne, you're going to help me bury her. This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I have experienced something I wish to share with the group. Somewhat of an embarrassing situation. Have you? Yeah, I went to see my agent. I've got an agent. I'm a big deal.

Oh, look at Morty. He's a big deal. He's got an agent. Fuck off. You've got the same agent. Did your agent see you in an off-Broadway production and be like, kid, I'm going to make you a star? Yeah.

Where are you going to take C? I'm going to take it right to the top. I don't put your name in lights, Vaughn. How do I spell that? Veggie? We're going to make a punch out of your country. lights, Vaughn. How do I spell that? Veggie? We're going to make a punch here, can't we? Oh, he's got an agent. You're the same one you've got.

I've got an agent. All right, big shot. Calm down. I went to see them. Do you have one? I went to see them. I was like, I've got to get me some work. I'm in trouble with the mob, see?

Yeah. They're going to break my knees. See, you've got to help me out here. See, I got a little bit taken away, and I had a surefire bet on a horse that was a long shot. See? The mob here is going to break my knees. See, you've got to help me out here. See, I got a little bit taken away, and I had a surefire bet on a horse that was a long shot. See? The mafia's going to get- How was our agent?

Lovely. Lovely. Did she say hi to me? She said, how's Fletch? I said, not a worry in the world. And she said, fuck that guy. And I said, yep, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.

Not a worry in the world. I've never met your agent. She's lovely. Okay. But also, like- You wouldn't want to fuck with her You wouldn't fuck with her You wouldn't fuck with her

I like to fuck with my agent We've got a good She's got the same lawyer We've got a great lawyer We've got Mr. Asia's We've got Mr. Asia's lawyer Mr. Asia's lawyer That was his girlfriend

That learnt to be a lawyer in jail And then came out And did the lawyer And got them off the jail There was a TV show about it Look it up She was in it Just saying

Don't fuck with us I'm not fucking I'm not fucking. That's why we've got a prenup and you can't get my lunchbox or laptop. I'm not. I don't want any of your shit. Well, she isn't tired of the half of your lunchbox because you purchased that after you got together. Yes, we've been together for three years.

I said no. After you got together. Our prenup says whatever Fletch has as a lunchbox, you are not allowed. Now, at the agency. I've got a nice on the dividers, it's an all-female agency. Yeah. Now, I don't know if that's on purpose or what. I know.

I was allowed to say it. Yeah, I'm not. But you, yeah, so yes. And someone recently left, and I said, how is Jazalia going? What? Who? Jazalia. She used to work there.

Jazalia. Jazalia. She left. Now Now they let me say that name three or four times. Okay. Before everybody cracked up laughing and said, that's not her name. And I said, what are you talking about?

That's how it's spelt. I remember emails from this lady. Yeah, but I've never spoken to her or I didn't speak to her at the time. From Gisalia. From Gisalia, yeah. J-Z-A-Y-L-A. Oh, J-Z. J-Z. Jayla.

You know, I'm going to out her. She won't mind. She was the, remember the Pizza Hut girl? Yep. On the ad with the lovely curly hair, and she'd be like, hey, that's a limo pizza in Pizza Hut, la la la. That's what she did. Vaguely.

Pizza Hut, la la la. I really don't. That's how ads work. I'm so sorry. Hey, can't stick with me, I'll take you to the top. Pizza Hut, la la la. That's what she did. Vaguely. Pizza Hut. La la la. I really don't. That's how ads work. I'm so sorry. Hey, can't stick with me? I'll take you to the top. Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut.

La la la. I don't have a great recall of television commercials. I hear you don't watch terrestrial television. Although we did know for years the pineapple lump budding guy. I still know him. Still know him. Dave. Yeah, great guy.

Great guy. Top life. That ad got a lot of airtime. Got a lot of results. What is it called where you get picked up again and you don't have to do anything but they pay you money? Re-sign? Rollover.

Rollover. Rollover. A lot of great rollover. So, Pizza Hut, Gisalia. Yep. And I say, Gisalia, Gisalia, how's she going? And da-da-da-da, when did she leave? And then they...

Finally, my agent said to me, why are you saying her name like that? I was like, that's her name. And she said, no, her name's Jayla. I'm like, it's got a fucking Z in it, Liz. In the fucking middle. I was like, that's her name. And she said, no, her name's Jayla. I'm like, it's got a fucking Z in it, Liz. In the fucking middle. I was like, you are not Liz, you're Liz. The Zs, they count.

Yeah. And she's like, it's a silent Z. It's like a silent H, isn't it? Like, you don't say Pahone. Why is it silent? Who's got a silent H? You don't say Pahone. You say Pahone.

I'm so glad we could finally bring it up. I'm Ailey. I'm Ailey. I'm Ailey. Fletch, Vaughn, and Ailey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, actually, my H Ailey. I'm Ailey. Fletch, Vaughn and Ailey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, actually,

my age is silent too, so it's actually Fletch's is her, so it's Fletch. So it's Fletch. Fletch, Vaughn and Ailey. And Ailey. So you've been saying

I have called that to her face. Just saying that. Oh, Vaughn. She didn't correct me. She just let me go on. But I reckon a lot of people would say it. Oh, 100%. Yeah, but you immediately go the Z is silent. No, Vaughan. She didn't correct me. She just let me go on. But I reckon a lot of people would say it.

Yeah, but you immediately go the Z is silent. No, you don't. It's a fun name. Because it's a second letter. I would have still thought that was silent. Me too,

because there's not a vowel before it. Yeah. Jazalia would have been J-A-Z. You're so thick. You're so thick. You're thick as pig shit. You're so thick.

For a start, fuck you both. You are thick. You're thick, Giza. Giza, listen here. I'm not fucking thick. You're so fat. For a start, fuck you both. You are fat. You're fat, Giza. Giza, listen here. You're fat, Giza. I'm not fucking fat. Listen highly, you're fat, Giza.

Why did they let me say it so many times? Why did she let me say it to her, which only happened like a couple of times? As a man that has his name pronounced so many different ways, including Vaghan. Exactly, what a fucking arsehole. What a prick. Yeah, what a prick. what a prick the z is silent yeah it should be first well because what is the origin of that name i don't know because i was gonna say i do always feel so made up always feel for people learning the english language but it's

probably not a word that's maybe not an english origin no it might not be an english origin name that one she might be the only person on the entire internet with that name. Have you just Googled it? Did Google say, do you mean? It's her. It's only her. Okay. I think it's an original. It totally is.

She's literally the only person on the first three pages of Google. Forget about it.