ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th April 2026

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has absolutely poo-poo'd Hayley's show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. And last week, I haven't really talked about it, but I saw Haley in Melbourne. You did see me. You're there in our Melbourne Towers, the Melbourne studio on the 18th floor, broadcasting live all this week. I've got some quirks to this apartment. I'm in, by the way.

I'm staying in Chinatown. I love China. It's a great area, great food in Melbourne there. Oh, my God. I will not, I have no qualms of the location, but the bed. Oh, is it a bad bed? Oh, no. Yeah. The beds are one out of ten.

Like, it's so soft that my spine is constantly in like a state of S. Oh, you always think you want a soft bed and then you always regret it. No, it's a terrible idea. And you've spent so much money, you can't go back. And don't ask me how I know this, but it doesn't, it's not, um, it's not good for rhythm. Anyway, what was your story you were sharing? Well, you're in Melbourne. I saw you when you landed into Melbourne.

We went out with a group of friends to see Haley at a comedy show, first night in Melbourne. I will say, Fletch has officially, yes, has seen my show the most out of anyone in New Zealand. Anyone ever. It had been a long time and I did like still laugh along even though I knew the show. Well, that's good. I think it was your fifth or sixth time. It's unbelievable. The things I do.

How many times have you seen it? Well, why are we looking at it as how many times on average has the show seen it? So, three. Wait, you've still seen that. Did you go to? No, he's never seen it. Unbelievable. So what's your story fledge?

This is unbelievable. I'm just absolutely gobsmacked. Really? So, well, I was in Melbourne a couple of days before Haley got there and I was, we went out one morning with a friend to have breakfast at this amazing little cafe. Oh. Did you spill? Don't gay cap it.

I actually forget the name of it. It's in an old, like, power station. Why bring it a cafe if you're not going to name it? Also, by the way, I told Haley about a taco place yesterday. Oh, my God! Okay, pause. We're on the podcast, eh? Yeah.

I said to Haley, you. Oh, my God. I said to Haley, you've got to go to this taco place. CDMX tarkos. CDMX. It's like the letters for Mexico. city, I think. Oh, okay. Or MXCD. I don't know,

Google it. But all he says is like Mexican restaurant. He doesn't mention it's in a mall. He doesn't mention what floor it's on. He doesn't mention the axis point. A tiny little taco shop in a mall and it's Biryat tacos. Yum. It's amazing. Always busy.

And I could sense the hangar in Haley's messages yesterday. She's like, where the fuck is this taco place? Oh, she was hunting the taco. And then like 10 minutes when I was like, you fucking gaslit me it doesn't exist and he was like go near Mecca I was like fucky I'm not going anywhere just tuck up down Mecca

and then hang a left and go around we gave up we gave up I could I know Haley wasn't angry at me on the messages but I could feel the hangar through the day it spoiled the day looking for this place why I would have just I mean there's Google yeah I would have Google no no no but Vaughney in this there's this mall where it's in

which is like three malls that connect via bridges and nine levels It is a maze. It is a maze. Fletch ruined my day. There is a really easy way to get in from the street if Haley had asked me earlier. But anyway, anyway, I did. I was having breakfast in Melbourne before Haley got to Melbourne for the comedy show.

And it's all going Melbourne because Melbourne Comedy Fest is a big time of year. Shows hundreds of shows. I think there's like 800 this year. 800. So every night people in Melbourne are just like, well, what show should we go to? And last minute, they'll hear their friends. say, you know, something blah, blah, blah. And anyway, I had said to this lady serving us, breakfast.

I said, oh, I'm actually going to the comedy festival tonight. She said, oh, that's so good. I'm actually thinking about going to some shows this week as well. I've heard there's this girl, and she sings songs about a breakup or something. And I said, oh, okay, no, I haven't heard of her. It doesn't sound that great. I couldn't give it to you. I couldn't give it to Haley.

I was like, I know, really? Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah. Like, you didn't even... You couldn't like, these motherfuckers are out handing out flyers and rain and cold,

and you're just like, eh. No, my friend's looking at me laughing because we both know that she's talking about Haley, and I'm just like, oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah? I don't know if I'd go and see that. I just, no, I actually said, oh, that sounds really great. I just couldn't bring myself to say, I actually work with her. She's all right.

Yeah, she's all right. Don't worry. I've said it so many times. What a crap. I know, but you could have gone. you could have said, oh, I'll save you the time and just rattled off the five best moments. I could have done it so many times.

I could have spoiled the show for a year. But I, you could have. You had some buzz from someone that, like, didn't know I knew you. Yeah. People were talking about Haley and Melbourne. Wow. I do love bars.

She loves the attention. Speaking of bars. These tacos do look amazing, Fletch. No, fuck off. No, I don't know. I'm not having a board. They don't exist. It's a bullshit Instagram.

It's a fake website. that place doesn't exist If you were in Melbourne and you needed to find a store How would you search for it? I did Google Maps I did chat GPT I did everything

And there were two of us No it doesn't exist You ruin my day I'm not doing it