ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th August 2023

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley "won big" on the pokies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchford and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Fletch. One of my ears is not popped. Oh fuck, don't you hate that? I've been snotting so much.

Oh yeah. You are, you're sounding more congested in there today. Yeah, yeah. I actually feel better today. You feel better, but you sound like shit. Oh my God, I'm sorry, guys. It's so funny the amount of people that texted me yesterday being like, man, you guys sound like shit.

I was like, I don't just come at you, but what you sound like when our job is talking. You look like shit all the time. Yeah, you're a shit person. You don't hear me, you're shit. You're shit. It's funny though, did we mention yesterday that your dentist cancelled on you? Yeah. She heard the show and was like, please don't come in and cancel my appointment.

Now I can't get one till October. Your teeth look good. What were you supposed to get done yesterday? Hygienist. I know, they're hard to get to. I might actually book my hygienist for when I need it, end of the year. Because they are hard to get. But for men, yeah, they're so hard.

Especially if you get the little sandblast. What? You were trying to blow your nose quietly and you didn't have enough chutzpah. Yeah. Chutzpah. Now,

I want to tell you guys, you could be looking at a very, very wealthy woman who started with just $2. Here we go. Okay.

Now, yesterday we went to the pub with mine and Vaughn's mutual friends. Now, Vaughn wasn't invited because he's sick, and one of our friends doesn't have the best health. So I was like, Vaughn can't come. And Vaughn, you don't want to come anyway, would you? No, I wasn't in the mood.

Not in the mood. Not in the mood. We went to our local tavern. Yeah. You know, like a good classic Kiwi tavern. I can't wait to come out to the tavern and then stay in your new house. No, we didn't go to the nice tavern. We went to the rough one.

It's not yuck. No, it's not yuck at all. It's rough. It's just a different clientele. Like gang members rough. No, no, no. Gang members rough. Just good old fashioned bloody blue collar, blue collar tavern.

It's more my tavern. Yeah, yeah, yeah. the one near me is a bit i don't know because when you order a rose they might be a bit like i don't order a rose it's where's the missus that you're taking your rose to there boss did you know they used to not serve prosecco and then i would always ask they get prosecco now a good one uh yeah it's the orange you know there's a little mini bottles of the orange we like that that. That's fine. Yeah. Anyway, so I was at the tab with our friends. Can I say good on you for initiating change in the world?

I'm gentrifying the local tavern with Prosecco. The tavern that's been there for over 100 years. Wow. Yeah. I brought Prosecco to the tab because I always try to order it. Anyway, so we got our things. I got a steak. Aaron had a Guinness And a saucy

And blah blah blah And then Bangers and mash And then our friends Who were with They were like Oh last time Aaron was with us He ate

He was a bit drunk And he ate all the chips Yep Like the crisps Yep And then when he was Trying to leave Gave them all these coins

To be like I ate all the chips Right And they were like We don't want your nasty coins Like just take them back You these coins to be like, I ate all the chips. Right. And they were like, we don't want your nasty coins. Like, just take them back. You're at our house. You're allowed to eat the chips.

So they gave him all the coins. It was for $2. Yeah. And there's four of us. So I said, this is a kind of tavern that's got a pokey and a TAB in it. Wait, so you gave them money. So we got the money back, me and Aaron. And then we gave it back. They got $2 each.

Me and Aaron got $2 each. Vaughn knows I've done this before. I gave $2 to a friend. They won $800. Well, I went in there. I didn't win $800, but all of us, we all picked our own machine, the machine that we were called to. And I sat down, and my

machine just started making noises. I won a dollar here, $ dollars here. Oh, oh, oh. Ding, ding, adding up. Spin down, spin down. Up we go. Down, up, down, up, down, up. This is how they hook you.

And then I hit one. I was very stimulated. Yeah. Like, ooh. Your ADHD was loving this. Yeah, the light. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And then like, yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then I hit one and it said, big win. And I was like, what? And it goes, ding, ding, ding, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then I hit one and it said, big win. And I was like, what? And it goes, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. And the number just clocks up. I won 36 bucks. That's going to feel pretty good.

I was expecting like, I was waiting for a couple of hundred, but okay, 36. 36 felt good. Now, did you cash out? Cashed out. So you're up. I'm up. $34. I'm up $34.

Then, right, we leave. And we've made this pack before, but you weren't there, Vaughan, so I'm afraid to say you're not in this one. Aaron suggested $36, that's enough for two lotto tickets. Oh, okay, for the big one. For the $37 million on Wednesday, which is tomorrow. So we then split our winnings with them, because they were generous enough to give it back to us. And then we've each bought a lotto ticket

and we're going to split it 50-50. 18.5 million. Now, do you know or trust them well enough to actually split if they win? We shook hands. Their house is towable. Hayley and Aaron are going to go around to celebrate the victory.

And tow them. And the house will be towed away and they'll never hear from them again. But they won't care because they can buy a mansion with the $37 million. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're going to have $18.5 million. No, no, no.

They're taking it all. They're towing their house. Oh, shit. What I'm saying is they're towing their house away and you'll never see them again. And they've got their house and the $37 million. But we shook hands. And we've also paid for them to do our vanity and our laundry cabinet tree. They're not working again. They won't care. But they owe me

a vanity and laundry cabinets. Good luck. They'll probably just pay somebody else to do it. They'll get $37 million. Well you know that I said that I thought $37 million is a ridiculous amount of money to earn. Yeah. $18.5 Far more reasonable. Far more. You'd be happy

with that would you? I'd be happy with that would you I'd be happy with 18.5 A lot of gambling This isn't going to end well I don't want you Getting hooked into I've got a bit of a buzz For the pokies We don't want you

Getting hooked into the pokies Okay Okay