ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th December 2024

Episode Date: December 14, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Got a appointment with the gynecologist in January. Oh, wow. So is this another person looking at your vagina?

No, it's pronounced vagina because you're a gynecologist. Oh, sorry, vagina. They're not called a gynecologist. Why are you saying vagina? It's vagina. It's also vagina. Okay, so another person is going to look at your vagina. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is this a male or female? Female. Chun Lo. That's her. Do you always find it weird that men become gynaecologists? No, because gynaecology is about so much more than looking at pussies. It's about bringing life into the world. No, but I just find these men who want to be gynaecologists,

look at them pussies. Look at them pussies. I just find it weird that there's like some young medical student who's like okay what's my field gonna be I know but two things I love being a doctor and don't say it reproductive system is incredibly

interesting it's too complex for me I know that I get white people but I am not part of that okay she's female wait if you what you've done your first year at medis because how many years do they what will they go right through and then they specialize what would you what would you choose oh fuck i think about this all the time anything in the health anything and not kids no in the doctor realm because my brother's a in the doctor realm. Because my brother's a paediatric doctor. I couldn't do the ones like the oncologists who save a big amount of people and do amazing work, but there's some people that it's too late and they can't save.

It would destroy you. Brain? Seeing kids with cancer would kill me. My brother-in-law has done CPR on a baby, and he showed us how he did it. He kept the baby alive. You do your pinkies like that. I know, but then you have bad days, you know?

Yeah. Shit, I don't know. Definitely not pussy. I wouldn't be going. Where would you go? I do like, what's the, is it orthopedics that do the shoulders and knees? You're talking about inserts? I think you just go to athlete's foot for that, man.

I wouldn't go too crazy. No, because it's just shoulders and knees. Get on a treadmill at the athlete's foot. Probably GP. Is that right? But everything but a smile. But they have to know everything. I know, they've got a broad.

A little bit about everything. Yeah, but I'd also be a GP that's like, what I think it is, but should we Google this together? Because I think we could have a little bit of fun here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and me. Let's jam. Let's jam. Maybe skin?

You know, like- Dermatologist? Dermatology or something? Yeah, that's cool. Excuse me. An orthopedic surgeon is- We knew. We agreed.

We were just making fun of you. We know. We were just teasing babes. Babes. We were teasing. We totally agreed that you'd be were just making fun of you. We know. We were just teasing babes. Babes, we were teasing. We totally agreed that you'd be a great orthopedicologist. What about endocrinology, hormones and stuff? So complex. God, no.

God, I have to deal with woman at harm and I want to be doing my professional surgery. When I was away with this group of unnamed doctors recently, they all called orthopedic surgeons the jocks of the medical world. Are they? It's a little bit closer to physio. It's like sports and physio, right? It's a lot of sports injuries and sports.

It's quite adjacent. Do they pick on the other doctors? Maybe. Maybe the bullies. Well, back to gynecology. And aneth... Fuck yes! What if you fuck that up? What about the doctor level radiologists? Yeah.

Because there's radiologists. Sonographer? Yeah. Really like having a good look at things? Diagnostic? Are you just looking for the easiest one? Yes. I don't want blood.

I'm looking for the best hours. Okay. Yeah. I'm looking for a nine to fiver. Yeah. Tops. Yeah, because when you've got to get an x-ray and after hours they're like you've got to come back at 8 they're not open

what are they doing sleeping yeah big dog don't x-ray outside of the office hours well I'm going to go see my gynecologist because my other specialist you know I've mentioned this found a cyst and you've just got to get it looked at

it's probably nothing anyway so I've booked in with her and you know with these why did you pull her face when I said it's probably nothing you cursing me it's probably nothing you didn't look at me it's probably nothing? You cursing me?

It's probably nothing. You didn't look at me. It's probably nothing. You looked at me as I looked at you and you went... Wow. She's like, don't do that. Both of you were jamming in your head. Who should we get to replace her? Yeah, to be honest, that was the silence.

Who will it be? It's Brinley Sten. Yeah, it is Brinley. Gosh, she's good. She's lovely. She's funny. She's creative. She's quirky.

She has her Christmas... Big shoes though. Big shoes, Phil. Big shoes. It'll be big shoes though big shoes phil big shoes it'd be hard fucking big bitches no i'm just kidding we jest say we jest we jest we jest we jest we jest so i'm gonna go see the gyne and sorry can you i'm you're just behind a computer stand and i can't see you because you're so slim and skinny there you are okay she's still here i'll face the front so that you can see it because when i go yeah where's she gone oh she's

back oh anyway so you you get the form you got to fill in forms before you go you know it's all online now you get the link you clicked it and I was like to fill in this and then it went title and I was looking for ms which I fucking never click by the way ms or m-i-s no I click this I'm still a miss what's the difference? Again, the technical difference? I used to always think it was divorced, but it's just older. Right. Wait, is Miz older or is Miss? Miz is older.

Miss. Miss. Come on, Miss. What's the older one? Lady. Ma'am. Ma'am. Mrs. You don't like a ma'am, do you?

Don't ma'am me. Sorry, ma'am. Excuse you? Boy. Don't you ma'am me. Sorry ma'am. Excuse you? Boy? Don't you ma'am me boy? I'll give you a clip around the ears boy. Yeah now get back to looking at my pussy. It said on phone please don't say that

word. It was a callback to that. No we're not calling back to that. Yeah there's no difference any adult woman it says here. Yeah I'm just miss. I'm just Miss. Okay. So I drop down looking for Miss, Mrs. or Ms. or whatever, right? Yep.

I do this drop down menu. Boom! Look at my options! Okay, go through them. Now we get to pick. There's like 20 options. We've picked what kind of doctor we are. Now we get to pick our title.

Okay, here we go. Because I do. Have you ever booked a flight and said you're a doctor? Same. Oh, same. On my flybys, it was always doctor. Okay, here we go. Because I do, have you ever booked a flight and said you're a doctor? Same. Oh, same. On my flybys, it was always doctor.

So this is genderless. So it's everyone. Okay. Okay. Archdeacon. Fuck. Sign me up. Archdeacon is my first option.

That's a church. Oh my God, do it. That's a church title though. The next one is associate professor. What? Fuck yeah, associate professor. The next one is bishop. Then we have brother. Brian, don't ruin bishop for me. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he? Fuck yeah, associate professor. The next one is bishop. Then we have brother. Brian, don't make me ruin bishop for me.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Brother, as in... Hey, brother. Hey, brother. We're at your side. Brother. And no, as in religious.

Yeah. Then captain. Oh, captain. Yeah. Captain's feeling good. Yeah. Then we have dame. Wow.

Doctor. Father. Again, I imagine as a religious. Yep. Then we have Dame. Wow. Doctor. Father. Again, I imagine as a religious. Yep. Honorable. Yep. Judge. I'm toying with judge.

Okay, okay. Lady. Ooh. Lovely. Lady Haley Jane Sproul. Madam. Madam's you. Okay, here's one I think.

Madam's an unusual one to have in there. Yeah. Madam to swords. Yeah. This is French, isn't it? She'd be able to use that. She could use that. She could use that. Yeah, here's one I think that- Madam's an unusual one to have in there. Yeah. Madam to swords. Yeah. This is French, isn't it? She'd be able to use that. She could use that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then after this, and I think this might tickle you, Vaughan, Major. Oh, what? Major Murray Fluffington. Yeah. Then there's Master, which they used to call young boys, eh? Yeah. Master Sproul. Master would be like the Miss, right?

Yeah. Yeah. And then there's Miss after Master. Then Mother, as in Teresa. Then there's Mr, Mrs and Ms. Boring. Get a personality. Then our last five are Professor, Rabbi, Sergeant, Sir and Sister.

What are you going to pick? I've never ever been given these options before You know, that's a wild I think Archdeacon I think I'm going right back to the top Archdeacon Hayley Jane Sproul Okay, so you're in the waiting room And they're like Archdeacon Hayley Sproul

You're like, tis me Tis I, Archdeacon Sproul I just thought, I was like I really appreciated this Yeah, do it Major Hayley Jane Sproul Yeah, love that I think everyone should have these options and I don't think you should

ever have to give proof of your title. Woman cannot be ordained deacons in the Catholic Church. Ah, shame. Is it because of my poo sign? Oh, yeah. It was just a callback. Before I don upon you

the honorary title of Archdeacon Hayley Sproul, I'm gonna need to make sure I can't see no pussy.