ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th February 2024

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon had a Rager!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and producer Shannon has had her big first moment. What's happened Tom? I've had my first fall. She had a fall. I had a fall. At 24? Yeah. No at 24 you fall over, you don't have a fall. Well there comes a question with this. Is it at 24 you fall over. You don't have a fall. Well, there comes a question with this. Is it considered having a fall if you were drunk?

No, you've fallen over. No, that's just being drunk. Yeah, you've fallen over. You were drunk? Yeah. I tried to play it off. I feel like Shannon's been drunk quite a lot recently. Yeah.

She's in her drinking era. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, my parents had a party, their concert. It was a whole thing. And I got home and I needed to shower. And we were staying in this hotel, recurring theme. And it had a shub, you know?

No, no, no. It was good. It was good. You never sit in a shub. It had bubbles. I thought you were in a nice hotel, but now I know it's got a shub. Are you sure that H wasn't an M? No, no, no, no. It was was gorgeous i had bubbles loved it but i got in the shub and as i was trying to exit i didn't and i whacked my

knee so bad that i've never had a bruise that hurts constantly like normally it hurts to touch oh no that sounds like you've broken something yeah You've got a throbber. Yeah, and it's all blue. And, yeah, it's not good. And I just, every time I move... You've got to get some arnica on it. Well, I didn't know what to do with a bruise. Arnica? Well, yeah, and I didn't have any ice or anything

because I was in a hotel, so I was trying to put, like, my Frank Green on it. See, if you're at a motel, they often have an ice machine. Yeah, they have an ice machine down the hallway. Yeah. But, yeah, I was holding my water bottle against it and that really hurt. Oh no! Are we sure you haven't sprained

something? I don't know, I think I wouldn't I don't know. Well, it hurts all the time. We'll give it a couple of days if it's still hurting, go get it checked out. It hurts with my dress to touch it. Like, my dress is too sensitive for it. Oh. It's the kind of thing that kills elderly ladies and elderly men.

Yeah. I mean, I do have arthritis, so this would be a way to go. Yeah, well, you are aging at a rapid rate, aren't you? Yeah. Oh, you've had a fall. Do we need to get a Medialert? Oh, that could be fun. A St. John's Medialert bracelet.

Well, because my boyfriend was in the hotel room, and he heard me fall, and he's like, did you have a fall? And I tried to play it off. You know when you're a bit drunk and you don't want everyone you ever fall? And I tried to play it off. You know, when you're a bit drunk and you don't want everyone to know how drunk you are. I do know that.

No, no, no. I was like, sweetheart. What did you say? I just dropped a bag of spuds or something. What was your excuse? I took some spuds

into the shower and I just dropped them all on the floor. That big thud you heard was just me taking my clothes off? Yeah, yeah. Heavy jacket. What was your excuse?

No, I just went, oh, I just had a little woo but I'm fine. Was this before or after the pigeons fucking? After. God, a wild night at the hotel. I don't know if this is a hotel. I'm going to say it.

It's giving motel. It's giving big motel vibes. Pigeon sex. Yep. My parents' concert. There was big drama there. Someone got kicked out. Scandalous.

Oh, my God. And then. A fall. Fall. Had a fall. And then scandalous oh my god and then a fall fall had a fall and then Sunday was recovery because I'd had a fall and also

it was quite stressful the pigeon sex incident so I had a day to just can we touch on the drama at the parents concert that feels like a tasty little morsel this is a concert they had

no this is a concert they had at their house wasn't it yeah I'll just sum it up with someone was very inappropriate with my dad's wife. Well, my mum. Your dad's wife, okay.

Otherwise known as your mother. Mum. But hey, it was all good. Might I say that that's juicy. It was juicy. This is some East Auckland bullshit. Yeah, I know. But nothing else is happening out east, so they're just going to make their own drama.

No, it's the most exciting thing happening in East Auckland probably ever. Yeah. Yeah. Right about in the East Auckland... Courier. Courier. The East Auckland Daily.