ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th February 2025

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts. From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I was leaving the gym yesterday, and somebody who worked at the gym said to me, hey, Vaughan, can we get a photo of you with, and I said no

I'll stop you there I'll stop you right there I never want to be on the gym's social media page for whatever reason, they have a list of the person that comes the most, like scans in the tag, the person that's got the meps, do you have meps at yours?

No, who wins the person that comes the most? It changes. There's the top five. It changes a bit. There was Michelle Pfeiffer and they're like Hollywood names. Yeah, right. Are they coming more than once a day?

Some of them must be. Yeah, to win that. Get a life. I assume they're coming more than once a day. Get a life. I might just go past on the way to work And scan the thing and then keep going to work Go on the way home and then pop in later on

For another scan You should scan in Be like oh forgot my shoes Out we go Scan back in again Get three scans per visit And then go to leave Whoops left my sweat towel on the machine

Scan in Later that afternoon when you go to pick up something from the supermarket just pop in and scan and again scan in yeah have a wee yep come out have a shower have a shower have a shower and then you what do you win for being the most you just get a picture and they put it up and they're like this is number one this month but not every month so i don't think some people who get number one don't want to be on there either right and. And then there's the MEPS. Do you have MEPS?

No. The heart rate. The heart rate. What does MEPS stand for? Something, something, something. MEP. MEP. MEP. And it's like you're in different zones and stuff.

I guess it's just a lot like what you've got on your arm. Measured epilepsy. My zone effort points. Yeah, that's it. Because it's, it's. Yeah. Are you a zones? Yeah.

So they, they's it. Because it's... Are you a zones? Yeah, so they... It pops... If you're in the gym and it connects and it pops up on the screen, how hard out you're going. Oh, right. Which I didn't like. I wouldn't be good at this because I've got a low heart rate. Oh, yeah, you wouldn't win MEPs. No, mine's embarrassingly high.

The person who wins MEPs, sometimes they say, do you want a photo? And so I wasn't of the assumption I was one of the top five or MEPs because I stopped wearing the MEPs band. Right. And I just didn't want a photo. And they were like, oh, you didn't even say what it was going to be worth. Wait, so you didn't even hear them out.

You just cut them off and said no. I don't want a photo. I don't want a photo at the gym. No. I'm not there for that. I don't take photos of myself at the gym. Like, I'm not letting everybody know my progress. It's my secret shame that I have to go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I didn't have to, I wouldn't, you know. progress. It's my secret shame that I have to go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I didn't have to, I wouldn't, you know. Yeah. I just wouldn't. Okay, so you say no. No, and then I find out that it is for holding up a sign that said, like, if you refer a friend, you get so many free weeks.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh, how many people have done this? And they said, oh, four or five so far. I was like, did you give them free weeks? And they were like, no, they have to refer a friend. I'm like, but you're using them in your advertising. You've got to, like, give them a little something. Why didn't you just say no thanks?

I don't know, because I just felt like it was like, when people say no, it's absolutely fair enough because you're using them to advertise a gym that they pay to go to. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Like, I mean, I guess we know because we're in the media, but like, if you wanted to pay an actor or a model for that photo, that would cost you like a lot of money.

Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Granted, you know, the people that wouldn't usually get paid to advertise things or mingers as we call them. Yeah. Common mingers. Common minger might quite like being in an ad for the gym because they've never been asked before.

Yeah, right. Well, yeah, they would have given you the money discount. But it was one of those situations where I felt I was explaining something, but I think they just thought I was being a prick. Yeah, you do sound like a prick. It did sound like a prick. Oh, 100% you're a... But the thing is, Vaughn, you are a prick.

I am a prick. So what does it matter? I don't care. Do you know what I mean? What does it matter? I'm well aware I'm a prick. A minger and a prick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A minger prick. I get told it all the time. So, you know, a prick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A minger prick. I get told it all the time. So, you know, it's just worn in now. Just a common minger prick. You should be stoked they wanted your photo. Even if I didn't say anything, they probably thought I was a prick anyway. Yeah. And then if they ever hear this, they're going to guarantee they're going to think I'm a prick.

I've got a big prick. Big prick. It's like that time that I got asked to be part of the fitness videos at Les Mills. Do you remember when I was asked? Yes. I was personally requested to be part of the fitness videos at Les Mills. Do you remember when I was asked? Yes. I was personally requested to be filmed. Yeah, personally, yeah. Yeah.

Because you're a model. Yeah, because I'm a fitness model. I'm a fit spo. Then Hayley found out they send that to all the members. They send it to all the members. Oh, no. And they sort of wanted to have some probably like mingers, you know, they fill in the back. They're like, no, mingers are welcome at this gym too.

Yeah, okay, we're just going to place you right at the back row. We're going to have the beautiful fit people at the front, but we need mingers you know they fill in the back they're like no mingers are welcome at this gym too yeah okay we're just going to place you right at the back row to the beautiful fit people at the front but we need mingers represented so it's good that you're here thanks thanks for minging it up minging it up and making the instructors look hotter yeah exactly that's my worst sweaty mess no my worst nightmare is to be filmed in one of those um videos that they film because yeah i've gone to some of the virtual classes, and you just see people on the videos. You're just like, I don't want people looking at me. It was like when lockdown was on, and your lesbian mills,

I think is the full name, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. It's named after. Oh, they did the home classes. Because they built the gym on an old mill site where they milled lesbians to make lesbian flour. Yeah, so when you die as a lesbian,

what you don't realise is you can't get cremated or buried. They mill your bones and turn you into bread. Right. I didn't know that was the origins of lesbians. That's the origins of lesbians. They don't know that. Lesbian mill ground. Right.

They did the at-home ones and you do it at home. Nope. It's not for everybody. Well, it certainly wasn't for me. Yeah, right. And I've done one of those jump jam classes in real life, too. What are they called? Steps.

Steps. Fucking awful. Pump. Pump. Steps and pump. Pumps and steps. No, not for me. Not for you.

No, we love them, don't we? We're big fans. Yeah, we do love it. Have you been back to sprint on your fake bikes? Yeah, but he's got a sore knee. I've got a bad knee. I've got a dicky knee. I've got a dicky knee. He's got a dicky knee and a crooky knee.

What are you doing for exercise at the moment? Well, I can bike, but I just have to sit down. So I go on my actual bike. Oh, okay. It's real bike. It moves, though. It's annoying because then you end up somewhere where you didn't start. And you don't get a lot of pain.

Out of your seat, putting extra pressure on the knee. Yeah, so that's fine. Right. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Good luck for a full recovery. Because you so that's fine. Right. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Just to make sure. Good luck for a full recovery. Because you can't have you becoming a minger.

You've gotten all hot in recent years, and we don't want to be going back to minger. Yeah. Because that was hard to work with when you were a minger. Yeah, you're a minger. You've got to keep coming in and be like, Jesus Christ. Such a minger. That's a minger. Anyway, know your worth.

Yeah, right. Okay. Know your worth. Yeah, right. Okay. Know your worth. Your face ain't free. No, your face ain't free. Mine's certainly not. God, it's expensive. I believe they're a seed.

20 bucks? Nah, Botox, facials, makeup. Oh, that's right. I gotcha. These teeth alone. Pricey face.