ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th June 2026

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley and the case of the black jellybeans...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now, I'm going to preface this. I don't want to come across as ungrateful. Because I love when... Someone's about to be an ungrateful bitch. No. Hear me out because I think you might feel similar.

Okay. I love when you order something online from a company and they add a little treat, a little giff. Oh, yeah, me too. Where do I, I always order something and they'll chuck in one of those, little fudge squares. Sometimes you get them on the Air New Zealand planes, those ones. Sprintfit can stop sending me pre-workout though because that should gives me heart jitters.

I'm an old man. It can kill me. I'm just trying not to get like fat and old. I don't need to be pre-working out me. It's like, well, we all share the same accountant and every tax says and she sends a slav of Russian fudge. Oh my God, yum. And I'm always like, it makes me excited to do my taxes.

It's the only reason I'm still in business. It's the only reason I'm still with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I love a little treat when you're not expecting it as something. And yeah, you don't always use it, but it's always like, that's nice. Yeah. So I ordered something online the other day from a online store, and my package arrived and was on the phone, I didn't know,

opened it up and they packaged it really nicely. And I was like, taking out all the little bits and bobs that I'd ordered. And then there was a rustle of something. And I was like, I did not order this. At Russell. I didn't order a thing that rustles. And I looked down and I was like, it's a bag of lollies. And you know the lollies are my like sugar treat of choice.

over cake, over slice, over anything. Lollies. 100% Coke bottles, eh? Yep. Fizzy Coke bottles. So here I am hoping it's fizzy Coke bottles or something like that. And I flip over the bag and it's just a whole full lolly bag size of just black jelly bags. Oh, no.

Oh, swing and a miss. See, some people would love that. Some people would love that. Who? Old people. Name one, yeah. Grandpa John. Sure, because, yeah, my nan loved a boy.

black jelly bean but that was because growing up in the depression all they had was like the grossest lollies. Yeah. My dad loves black licorice like I've got this huge box of black licorice at mine since my dad's live with me but not black jelly bins. They're that's interesting

and then I was like this isn't even good like an orange jelly bean you could probably find someone to like palm it off to yeah I always leave it goes orange yellow black those are the ones I leave no and white no I love white and yellow But I'll eat them because I'll be like, oh, damn, they're the only ones left.

And then I'll eat the yellow ones and the white ones. And then I'll eat the black because I'm just a fatty. You're a fat, desperate fatter. No, leave the black, but I'll eat everything else white reluctantly. I love white. Oh, no. What is it like coconut-y kind of yummy? It's supposed to be.

Yeah, it depends on the jelly bean manufacturer. But black. Oh, really? I think they might change it, yes. Yes, I think some brands do have their own take on the colors in the flaky. flavor combinations. But black in every brand, that's licorice. That's inner seed.

And the blue is always the best one. It's bubble gum and the red and the green. Purple and yellow are the best. Yum. What's the danger of eating too much licorice? I mean, shitting yourself number one. There is a danger. Is it something to do with your heart?

Yeah. I thought it was just lubricant. You'd have to be eating a lot of licorice. Like proper licorice. Yeah. I think for it to endanger you. See, I don't mind a black night, black lip. You know, the soft,

num, yum, yum, yum, yummy one. But black jellybones can get in the trash. And they, I just had to throw them out. But you know why you're getting it? Because sometimes I feel like when you get an extra gift from a, you know, a shipment, they're just getting rid of the shit they can't sell. Oh, 100%. I was like, oh, you guys can't shift these.

Yeah. And so you've sent them to me. So it causes, eating too much natural black licorish causes an electric, a dangerous electrolyte imbalance called pseudo-hyperalphrodornism. Su-su-suidio. You retain sodium and excrete potassium. So then that triggers high blood pressure, fluid retention, severe muscle weakness and cardiac arrhythmia.

Oh, I don't want fluid retention. I'll take the rest. I like all that high blood pressure, muscle weakness, cardiac. Oh, my God, no, I can't afford to have any more fluid. I don't want to look watery. Where does it store? Tits an asshole take. No, no, no, no.

No, no. It's belly. It's belly. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.