ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley reveals something about her upcoming comedy tour...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I am currently making my new comedy show, which you guys will be attending. Did I just make it up on the night? Do you know what? The idea is to come across as such, Vaughn, that you are just spinning yarns. That's part of the craft. That's the craft. Planned spontaneity.

Yes, planned spontaneity. I will be coming along, actually, because I've got a ticket. That's crazy you bought a ticket. Yeah, well, I like to support my friends Vaughn what do you want me to do apparently Vaughn

come see the show apparently Vaughn did not reply to the group chat about the group booking I'll tell you I'll tell you why later interesting I'm keen to come

but I think I've missed that opportunity but I'm thinking of bringing another group of friends I've got oh he's bringing his own group of friends he doesn't have another

group of friends no it's just us stop outing his own group of friends. He doesn't have another group of friends. No it's just us. Stop outing me. Don't worry that you're a little loser. They just don't go to the school. They just go to different schools. Of course they do. What are their names? Johnny. Maya Johnny. Still haven't met your imaginary

girlfriend yet from the other school. She's too busy. She's a model. She doesn't post her photos when's she back from Milan well I don't know she's probably going

to Paris Fashion Week afterwards well I would love for her yeah Tanisha to come to my show Tanisha

weird that you picked the name of someone who's actually kind of in an extended friend circle but uh she exists she's married

here come the rumors okay um no I am I am going to come. Okay. Was that believable? No, not really. No, it wasn't.

Let me do it again. Not said with conviction. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. When your voice goes really high, it's a lie. Guys, I'll be there! Yep, okay.

Do you know what I actually did? Okay, I'm so going off track now. I can't remember the original thing. There's no rules here. I quoted you in stand-up comedy. Have I told you this? Where's my fucking car? What do you mean you quoted?

What did you say? I would like to write stand-up. I just wouldn't like to perform it. I'd love to sit down with someone doing stand-up and workshop ideas and jokes and stuff. I really like doing that sort of stuff, but I would not get up and perform it. Yeah, it's a shame.

But yeah, totally. Okay, I did. I'm talking about about i don't know if it's too is it too dirty for the podcast there's nothing too dirty for the podcast there's no rules i called him a well-known i mean it's all my mother ever wanted me to be known as What the hell I think we might bleep that It's funny because you said there's nothing to remember From the podcast and the minute she said it You were like I regret letting her lose I'm glad we beeped that posthumously

Posthumously beeped it I said there's two things In the moment about it I was talking about The fupa In relation to My body The fat upper pelvic area the fupa in relation to my body the fat upper pelvic area right

choose that word that P version okay and then it came into my head I was like do you know I have a friend a friend of mine I said he's a well-known

insert the my goodness me and I called and then I said a man of the tongue and then I said we're learning a lot he says the big and the small and the tiny and the I said we're learning a lot he says

the big and the small and the tiny and the little anyway this is all how did that go down they I'm gonna have to put it

in the real show they loved it so if anybody goes and sees the show Baroness the joke of the show

arguably on the night got the biggest laugh was me saying my friend says and then I said your joke and then it just popped so it's gotta go in the show arguably on the night got the biggest laugh was me saying my friend says and then I said your joke and then it just popped

so it's gotta go in the show now you've gotta come you've gotta come to see your joke flourish well no I always like them to come first cause he's a

well known man of the tongue beep that I love that you're like beep that and all the girls are like Fletch is like

beep that beep that Fletch's new thing and then a little bit of Fletch is like beep that beep that Fletch's new thing and then a little bit of beep all of Vaughn beep all of Vaughn I didn't do anything this podcast just being like

us talking and then beep beep it's a 10 minute tone Fletch boom and Hayley a little bit of pod do you know what

the story I was going to tell is less interesting than the fact that I've actually plagiarised some Vaughn yeah I think Let's save it for another pod. Yeah, I think we'll save it. Yeah. Come see my show, by the way.

HayleySproul.com. Oh my God, stop it. HayleySproul.com. I've got a website. Shameless plug. HayleySproul.com.